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Is it true that if you don't clap at 20:00 tonight that the gubbermint will not give you any bennies?

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Don't know why you'd expect anything other than utter incompetency from our police force desu.

has the postman not been showing up for any one else in the uk since this lockdown? I've been waiting on my copy of animal crossing since Sunday.

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Worship normies
They are better than neets

I am the greatest /britfeel/ poster who has ever lived.

Anyone noticed how knife crime has suddenly stopped? Did the London gangs put their beef on hold?

No, he came today. Didn't get any yesterday but I'm not a daily post receiver. waiting on muh meme gasmask to come from lithuania right now.

Sounds like you should SWITCH to a digital copy

apus clapping out the windows because I told them if they don't they won't get anymore pizza wizzas

>knife crime has suddenly stopped
has it?

ive seen em out and been getting stuff

>not coomed in 4 or 5 days
>want to coom
>took ssri's late today
christ. I just need to wait til midnight tbqh.

Coomed this morning after edging for bout 2 hrs, lad. Fucking buckets came out, they did.

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CITIZEN OUTSIDE DOMICILE ALERT, IMMEDIATE TAKEDOWN ADVISED

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I don't bother with women tbqh m8, they're more trouble than they're worth

what ssri's you on lad? is it still possible to get paroxetine off the docts? been considering going back on it for some time now. last time she fobbed me off with sertraline and i stopped taking it after a few months.

Business idea: loudly play youtube.com/watch?v=H-nl7KRk-TM at 8pm with your windows open while coofing.

new OC

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i'm guessing it's just the postal workers in wallasey then. pussy's.

aw he a cute little lad

>searching for britfeel in catalog
>no thread up
>"is... is this the end of britfeel?"
>turns out was searching for 'brtifeel'
phew, close one lads. thought the thread was done for.

>lockdown has my druggie brother (who has made all of our lives miserable for years) throwing rage fits from withdrawal symptoms because he has no money to put up his nose or smoke because his construction gig dried up

All drug users need to be shipped off to some maximum security prison island and just left to rot there with no help from the outside world. Rodrigo Duterte did nothing wrong.

nice oc lad! v cute

Another for my collection. Cheers liddington.

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>violate the terms of the lockdown
>approached by police as a consequence
simple as. Stop trying to make this some kind of fucking police brutality "muh freedoms" bollocks

>tfw started clean and jerking properly
Olympic lifts are insanely fun, i've only tried up to 55kg so far though and i'm basically brute forcing it up, gonna aim for as many reps of 60kg as possible before lockdown is over

pic related, my light of my life, fire of my loins, user.

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>i'm basically brute forcing it up
rip user's wrists I don't know how to do oly

Feels great when you finally start getting it right consistantly

You doing full squat cleans or power?

society has actually turned into reddit. there's a popular opinion of 'lockdown good outside bad' and anyone who disagrees is downvoted in a sort of way.

And if the world does turn, and if London burns
I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar
I wanna be in a band when I get to heaven
Anyone can play guitar and they won't be a nothing anymore

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why do you think that there shouldn't be a lockdown?

Clean it up, down into front squat, push press
It's so fun

The idea of a lockdown is police brutality in the first place.

There's no evidence they work

Their worst album desu

nice mate, done any snatch and OH Squat

Plenty of people can use drugs without being a cunt. You need to face the fact that it's his fault, not the evil drugs. He's just an arsehole and would just be a different kind of arsehole if he was sober.

At least im making 4:20 everyday

Day two of self isolation lads. Worried as fuck,

My grandma is 75 and has serious heart disease, since I do all of her shopping i have taken myself out of work to avoid potentially killing her, Worried my work is going to be cuntish about it all when I go back.

How is everyone else getting on?

not yet but i'm looking forward to trying it
might make one workout a week an oly day

Leave her shopping outside somewhere for her

does this look like graffiti?

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They can't be cunts because you were showing symptoms f a life threatening illness. And you're following government guidelines.

>the smell of stilage and sheep dung wafts through my window
God I love spring time

One good thing about all this is that there's more female joggers out at the moment. Seen a few good arses already, nearly crashed my car this morning trying to look at one

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look at the graphs of new cases in different countries, you can literally see the curve start to gradually level off as soon as that country implements a curfew

>does this look like graffiti?
Yes

>tfw work in a Tesco where they make us do a sing song each day like the 'wal mart fight song' thing
>usually a song to a theme played on guitar by the manager goes
>'We..... we are TESCO.... We are BESTO... and we will give the customers every deal that they need! We are TESCO, we are BESTO and we'll show off our butchers counter and our Angus beef! and if a customer should come, and that customer should cry, we shall do our best to find the chicken thigggggggggggggggggggggghs! we are TESCO AND WE'RE ALL FOR ALL'
>the song has been changed so the last line is 'if a customer should come and that customer should cough, we will do our best, to get their good and send them OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'
>we have to sing it everyday
>my job is threatened because they hired 10 new people and they are all faster than me
>gonna get fired and have to volunteer for the NHS or something

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based lad looks good yeah

I do mate. Fresh stuff in one bag and the rest in another bag. Then I leave and tell her that her stuff is outside, I keep telling her to be careful and ration everything but she isn't all there and I am worried since I can't actually go in and check on her.

I haven't had symptoms, but two of the girls at work went off because someone in their household was near someone who had, Plus one lad came in coughing his fucking guts up. After Boris' "lockdown" announcement I told my boss I wasn't coming in to avoid giving it to her, I have to go back in two weeks but can hand off the shopping to someone else hopefully then.

I think it's a decent idea to curb the spread of the virus (if it's real and not side effects of 5G or something - funny how 5g places like cities, china, italy, new york are all the worst hit and places with no 5g like africa seem to have few infections if any) but they're going a bit overboard with the talk of police fines, arrests, etc. There should have been some sort of middle ground, like what Sweden is doing (telling people to stay indoors but not enforcing it on those who don't). I just when the storm is over we'll be able to tell from looking at the numbers from lockdown countries vs non lockdown countries.

>Had a chesty cough since yesterday
>Now I'm starting to feel funny
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i did something using that.
lookin' good.

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At this point I think most of the people on the news are not real and are all ai or cgi or something of the sort. Same goes for most celebrities and politicians.

>if it's real and not side effects of 5G or something
oh god he's one of these

Fucking hate this, why cant corporations just enslave me and leave me alone.

If you've got an account on a supermarket online thing you could try get some orders sorted.
You're doing the right thing user, good on you.

I've had a lump in my throat for the past week or two that's made me need to clear my throat now and then but I don't have a cough at all

Nothingburger?

Trying to learn misirlou on the guitar lads

Sometimes the system has glitches

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assange's shirt clipped through itself in the middle of an interview. My thoughts are he's been dead for years (if he ever existed at all).

First off, just because A happens, and then B happens does not mean B happened because of A. This is very, very simple logic.

Secondly, South Korea and Japan didn't do any of this lockdown shit and they're in a much better situation than Italy who have been lockdowned for weeks now,. There is no evidence it works

There are no delivery slots for fucking ages! I tried it last week and it was fully booked in my area. Everyone had the same idea.

Cheers lad, Worried as fuck about my grandma and work, but I know i'ts the right thing to do. Thanks for that though, it helped.

A lot of very good lads in the thread today

>lockdowned for weeks now
2 weeks, which is how long the virus can take to show symptoms. From next week we'll see how much affect it's actually had.

Love the Pulp Fiction soundtrack, one of my favourites