Who else here is /no hygiene/?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck why werent you fucking lying

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How can I not be like this? Do you or anyone else have any advice? I'm also obese. I'm NEET as fuck but I wish I wasn't so fucking disgusting. I want to get fit, be clean, and lead the best NEET life I can. Yet I don't.

Forget about everything else, just clean the shit off the floor first. Shower. Brush your teeth. God damn bro..

If you dont know how to do a basic thing like shower and brush your teeth you're a retard

put me in the screenshot leddit user

You lost. Degrade into oblivion and become one with Nurgle.

whats that black stuff on the ground

This thread is already great. Godspeed filthy user

Post more pics fridgebro

just the cum stained underwear

and then you come here and brag about it

Im not OP, but I have tried the whole looksmaxxing thing and it doesnt do shit. Turns out girls care more about things that are out of your control. In my case, it is height

Yeah, girls care about not having dog shit and piss all over the floor

They will do literally anything if you are good looking enough

Girls care about guys who can provide, which is entirely in your control. Any man who doesn't think so is not a man

I hate to tell you this, but this is extremely common among Americans. They are all fat lazy fucks.

Everything you want to do has online guides. Everything, even the most basic shit.
YouTube "how to brush your teeth" it turns out I (an adult who is very social and only has ADD) has been doing it wrong. They make videos for adults because of the millenial "adulting" craze.
You have time now because of the global lockdown.
>How to clean dog shit off the carpet
>How to take a shower properly
>How to wash moldy clothes
>How to properly wash dishes without a dishwasher
>How to properly wash my crotch
Put these in Google.
The embarrassment of this continued lifestyle is worse than the embarrassment of fixing yourself

hahahahaha fucking hell OP hopefully you die quick and end this hell you live in

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OP please post more photos of your shit cave

Its a sad day when a quality thread like this one dies, only to be replaced by a trannypost. So many faggots here.

same except
>never wash dishes, just rinse them off with cold water
mine are all dirty and moldy except my pan and one fork, which I reuse constantly

Seconding this. You obviously need help with your mental condition first OP or this will happen again even after you clean it all. I'm telling you this from my own experience. I used to live like you.

More pics pls im very curious

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I have to wonder if people like you are at least slightly mentally retarded. These basic acts of cleaning show you are somewhat conscious of your surroundings. Not you though, you can't even clean up an obvious mess. The smell and sight are bad enough for you living there, so you aren't doing it for anyone else's sake.

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Not op but for me it's now so bad I don't know how to handle it
How the fuck do I clean rotten and moldy dishes?
And even if I did know where to start I would do it for a bit but never finish cleaning

how about beginning with small steps? like just start to properly clean up your room's floor. then the whole living room the next day. Or simply change your bed sheets so that you get a good night of sleep?

it gets better user, I promise.

yes this describes me almost perfectly

Why the fuck are people like this allowed to own animals? Fuck you OP, you can live in shit all you want but don't force it on others.

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Based and /Nurglepilled/

We're gonna need more pics user, this could be bait.

>this
and i thought i was a mess enough on my own

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That is called taking responsibility. How busy are you really that you can't do some basic cleaning? Throw the dishes away and buy some more. Make a day out of throwing some stuff away, and making a list on what should instead just be bought again.

You guys are overreacting to my piss and shit, and while its sorta bad, the rest of the place isn't as bad honestly.

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I am not nurgle.

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And fuck all of you who are calling me retarded.

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How it looks from a distance. See? Not that bad, damn. Only thing that sucks is I'm a NEET and share this place with my mom, so I sleep on the floor currently :/

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At least take care of the dog, the dog didn't choose an owner, you chose the dog.

I have three dogs in this place. They're small though, and I feed them and whatnot, I even clip their nails and clean their teeth.

They deserve better, I thought you should know.

Well, I can't give them up now, they're very attached to me, so I'm sorry :/

bro check those quads, get all the crumbs and shit up off of that floor, get all them dirty dishes and empty containers out and clean that shit up user-kun

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I dont wash my hair for 6 to 18 months at a time. The funny thing is, when i do wash my hair once a week or two before going to get it cut sometimes, i keep getting compliments left and right at how amazing, thick, well behaved, lively my hair is.
Dont shover for a couple months either or change my clothing until it itchea. My record for not brushing my teeth was over 6 years.
The joke is that im not ecen a recluse and i have to socialize because of my job and i never, not once, got a comment about my hygiene. Even had a few female coworkers have a crush on me over the past 5 years of work.

I was suggesting that you should create a better fucking environment for them, not to throw them out you dip.
Fix your shit.

My place is a mess but at least I maintain my personal hygiene.

>overracting

What did I say? Ignorant of your own surroundings, and what's more, you are indignant about any accusation.

Clean up your act, retard. Nothing you have shown here, behavior and image-wise speaks of a valuable existence. These are simple tasks most can do, except you. Somehow you are too busy and important to do that.

dog poo

This sounds so easy and yet

I'm aware it's just I can't seem to start to piece things together. It seems impossible for me to care, to give effort, though I know I must eventually. You know, some people are winners, and maybe I'm just not, man. This is just how it is for me I guess.

Sorry dude but it's over for you. Just keep degrading into Neetdom until the fumes from the dog shit kill you in your sleep

Nah I bet you could look like Ryan Reynolds or whatever other celeb females fawn over these days, and they still wouldn't fuck you if they had to wade through dog shit and piss and cum stains

It is easy, literally just wipe a fucking plate or dish with a soapy cloth. If you say it is "too hard" you are just coping with the fact that you're a mentally stunted, lazy slob. Just pure laziness at the end of the day