/britfeel/

>wait is this a real thing? we copying the spaghetti boyos now?
Afraid so. Maybe covid is weak to cringe.

you're allowed to exercise, just keep your distance from any other people
need some fucking milkies rn

Run instead of walk, that's allowed

walking is exercise for some chumba wumbas

i live in a relatively remote seaside town, but i'm concerned that all the mong parents from the cities will have driven here this morning and will be clogging up the beach

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>giving nurses the clap
Don't mind if I do *wink*

It's your daily exercise allownce time user. If people can go to parks you can go to the beach.

everbody should have to take an IQ test at the age of 18 and if you get a score lower than 100 you should automatically get killed

either go or dont. stop moaning about it here

she has a huge vagina

100 is too low. Should be at least 140

Lads I need your help, How do I stop getting feelings for women, like all they have to do is show me consistant little bits of attention and I start catching feelings. All she's doing is messaging me and replying with actual sentences and moving the conversation along and it's fucking with my head I know logically it means nothing and shes just bored from the lockdown.

Why do I have to be a retard around women

fine. i'll be back in 45 mins

I want to be smothered and die by those breasts

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Bet it'd be good for storing food and medical supplies in during this pandemic.

Just get a girlfriend lad

unironically have sex my duderino

for me its her THICC thighs

Unfortunatley I havent had either at 26 and I guess it shows. any tips lads

shes fucking ugly lads what the is wrong with you

If there's only one lass talking to you then you're going to feel for her. You need to talk to more women.

Bugzy Malone got merked lads

with an arse, you can sit anywhere you want

Day 5000 of lockdown:
Supplies are running low. No word of the government controlled feeding stations being topped up in my containment zone.
Luckily I just had breakfast so going to have a jamaican roll up then play ets2.

Talking to multiple women at the same time (with a view to dating/a relationship) is immoral though.

Is he actually dead? Saw the twitter video last night of him rolling around on the floor, absolute pillock.
The accident was his own fault too.

Afternoon bois. Best all had a good sleep, I know I did. Now for a day of work so this shall be my only post until 10! Wew

I wouldn't worry. This is my towns beach as of now

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afternoon spastics
had a wank thinking about your mum earlier

Not him but, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=yZkkHjEVpyQ

that's a nice bay

>I assume he was on the way to buy food or medical supplies, or provide care to an elderly relative
Top bants

*Hits the Containment Breach alarm at the local Apu Quarantine Centre as several hundred fluey, coughing Helpers make a mad dash for freedom*

>See kids playing outside
>Call the police
>Police take them off their parents and put them into care

We Stasi now.

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its just keeping your options open. you think shes not talking to other people too? she definitely is.

I'm with your mum now. She's not happy with you, she says GGGRRRRGGGLLLLEEERRRRHHHHGGGGG
Annoys me when she speaks with her mouthfull.

lel what a pity
What the fuck is that thing he's riding anyway

Just looked at all my old normiebook photos for the first time since closing my account. Made me all sad it has haha :'(

>What the fuck is that thing he's riding anyway
mandemmobile

>these shitty recordings of someones screen with them constantly tabbing in an out of some screen recording app

why the fuck do zoomers do this shit? do they not understand you can save videos and send them to other people or something

There's sort of a global virus outbreak at the moment mate, you don't think letting your kids run outside with no supervision is neglectful? Nah fuck it parents have the right to let their kids get sick and possibly die

Nasty case of bootlicking this.

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ah that is a fair point lad

Let me guess, you also think social distancing is a joke and that there shouldn't be a lockdown. Just let people sort it out on their own

If you only focus on one girl at a time you're going to get nowhere. You need to have many on the go and hope you succeed with your favourite (unlikely).
Once you're in a relationship then yes, you should stop talking to other people in that way.

Let me guess, you think that children should be forcibly torn from their parents by state apparatus because they went outside without permission?

>shops still open
fix this image you cunt

Everyone should get corona and those that are strong will survive those that are weak will die out we'll be stronger off as a society after we shed the dead weight anyway no point in taking us back to the dark ages over this.

phoar brutfeel gangbang on this yummy mummy?

bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/52047314

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Sorry lads that was just my shit attempt at baiting.
I am speaking to multiple girls on dating apps atm, don't know if there's a point because I'd have to keep the conversation going for weeks until this is over.
Girl i went out on a date with before the outbreak hasn't been online in 5 days

Even the government thinks it isn't dangerous enough to put on the high consequence disease list. You're begging to be tyrannised.

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No, and that wouldn't happen in practice but seeing as people are too retarded to consider their children's safety, some action should be taken. Whether it's a warning, fines, whatever.

we cant do it without the layers you fucking spastic
it wont look good without some serious work

We're not letting a cold shutdown the place ya puff. Business as usual.

imagine Chad Covid stealing your girl

That's what I said, if I ever see him I'ma fuck him up. Had a 2nd date planned and all

careful lad he's taken out young people too :^)

Really want a dog lads

But don't think I can deal with it taking a shit? How do you do it

Uhhh, you should take that Apu back to the shop... he doesn't look too good.

Escorts are still working on AW

Who to see in these dark times lads?

Knew he was a fucking nonce bastard

Get a little one for littler poops.
You just put your hand in a bag and grab that shit. It's grim.

>Who to see in these dark times lads?
Why would you risk getting covid for a shag from some dirty whore?

was walking through town today and I turned this corner and there was this woman who looked at me, stuck her arms out and said ''you're not keeping social distance, you arent 2 meters!'' I laughed because I thought she was taking the piss and she scowled at me, felt so fucking awkward lads I wanted to rip my skin off

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you'd be a hero if you did get him banged up

We should just have a new OP image competition.
Do it right and we can vote on it thread style.

People are getting so paranoid about it all. I'd just punch her in the mouth, give her something to really complain about.

>You just put your hand in a bag and grab that shit. It's grim.
Ewww

I want a medium/largeish dog like a Samoyed but don't know what good smaller breeds are, I hear the smaller ones actually bark more and are quite active little things

>We should just have a new OP image competition.
>Do it right and we can vote on it thread style.
You'd be lucky to get even one person who can be bothered, let alone a competition.

Unironically all I've been looking forward to this week is /britfeel/ radio on Saturday.
Life feels so dull. I wouldn't have done anything but not even having the option makes it so much more boring.

It's fucking stupid they need to be told exactly how to behave by the government or else.

Some people are getting shamed for being outside with other people when they actually love together so there is no risk anyways.

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No we have to have people that care in here, ffs.

>No we have to have people that care in here, ffs.
We don't, and haven't had a proper new OP image in over a year.

alright then you fucking spastics
ill piece together what bits i can to get an empty street with no people or as few as possible
and then ill put a garage door texture on all the shop fronts

that is as FAR as i will go

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asda started doing lined in the floor with tape telling people where to go, fuck right off which spakka thought up that one, they arent even done right they lead into each other and people were all fucked up in different directions n shit, cant be arsed

Not him but,
>marshal law

Just use photopea it's literally a in browser photoshop clone

It's more 2 years I think desu. We'll get something sorted.

Don't worry lads. A true artist has created a new OP image.
Change is good.

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