Which phallus define you?

>be me
>be 6
True answers only

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Reminder robots: if you arent 11 or 4 no woman will ever want you.

I'm basically a 7, 6x5.

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Where's the foreskin

6, but with a slight curve.
As long as your wallet's not a 0, you'll be fine.

10 reporting for duty, suh

Didn't even notice that, fucking americans, my 6x5 has a foreskin.

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Holy shit that is funny looking and fucking disgusting hahahahaha the absolute state of men

Just say it's there if it is.
I am op and I have foreskin as well

definitely #7. ive checked myself out in the mirror many many times.

11 but with phimosis

[Number 5 in original]

Imagine having an 8 inch pencil. I feel fucking sorry for you.

>tfw 11 pencil dick

there was an old penis rate chart made by Yas Forums that had my pp on it. i got 8th out of 10 on it. its been awhile since ive seen that chart.

Either 1 or 11 there's not much difference between the two so I don't know which to pick

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Uncut 12 here, it just stands right up.

i am this one. but without the black stuff cause I actually wash mine

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11 is more vertical

Number 3 here
such is life

also 6 but with foreskin and downward tiltu

5 antennae master race here

>me
>15
art is great

4. It really curves to the left and foreskin half covers the head, although it gets too big when hard so it kind of pops out.

Is it weird my dickhead gets purple?

Number 15 defines me perfectly.

Basically 3, should I just end it lads?

Where's the micropenis?

Floppy five reporting in

>mfw 7-8
>used to be worried it wouldn't go in because of the curve
having a banana dick is awkward

Holy shit, why are over half the dicks fucking gargantuan and the rest tiny sausages.

There's no normal sized dicks on there.

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Probably a 6 or 14 is the closest. I'm 7 inches long 6 inches around at the mid section, no curve, no foreskin(unfortunately).
The picture is about shapes, not size dumbass.

None are small enough to represent me

Checked, only one in here not lying about it.
#3 is me.

cant someone post the high definition version of this picture?

Mine is much smaller than any of those.

5 except a bit thicker. Or 14 but with a downward curve.

4 is most simillar. I am 20x16cm and i lean to the left, only I have a big ol foreskin, it completely covers me even when erect.

14 looks closest to me shape-wise, but mind is larger sized. I have actually have common shape dick, that is usually possessed by a smaller sized dicks, looks weighted pretty much like a baseball bat: only I'm well above average, borderline huge (7.7inches by 5.4 inch girth at the max). Bone pressed I'm like 8 inches, which is actually usable inches too (cause I'm kindof overweight)

15 but a bit smaller ;-;

Mine looks the most like 11, although mine's even closer to my belly and curves to the left a little bit.
7.3"x5.8"

>nobody on Yas Forums has an average dick
10"x6" here personally

None, they're all too large to be me.

CANDLE SNIFFING FUCK FENCE GO CLlMB A WALL OF DICKS

>8

Diccu Dorifto

>tfw 6
feels good man

What is this? A picture for ants?
Here's bigger but with no numbers.

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This looks like it's from Jos Karis in Holland
A single tile measures 18x18 cm. Those are actual molds of 100 erect penises.
The work is made of 100 seperate plaster tiles, 4 of them on a wooden board - 25 boards total.

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who 5 here aka the sub 5 inch girth pencil dick? look at how much 5 sticks out as being the thinnest one. any girl can see a pencil dick from a mile away

>the majority of them curves or tilts upward

I knew my droopy dick did not seem right, even when fully erect is tilts a few degrees below horizontal

The older everyone gets, the more our dicks will hang when erect too user, don't beat yourself up over it

I don't have a dick. Though, I want to say my boyfriend is 10, but a little bigger overall.

also if you have 15-16, I recommend killing yourself.

Im a fucking number one, only the girth is slightly different, mine is a spear

14/13. My peepee goes forward, not upward.

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does this represent the average dick size in Holland? lot's of huge ones on that wall..

>I want to say my boyfriend is 10, but a little bigger overall.

Oh hey, I didn't know my girlfriend posted on Yas Forums.

15 is probably the closest, maybe a bit smaller

Number 3 but skinnier

I have a 4, uncut. It goes up and has a nice curvature. But i wish it was a little more horizontal

According to the artists, the models were "just regular men".
But it should be common knowledge by now that Americans just have small dicks

The average penis size in the Netherlands is 6.2 inches

Friendly reminder that if you can figure out the length and girth of a dick from a glance you're probably a fag.

Had to get hard for this. I think I'm a 4 or a 6. Can't really see the sculptures from the angle the picture is taken but I'm probably one of the two. 4 is accurate because I usually have to pull my foreskin back manually; I'm not that big however