/r9gay/ - #974

I mean I play a little bit of everything, been playing doom recently, me and some frieds been playing something called GTFO as well, Path of Exile too.

l think lm gay how do l find out for sure

Do like dick? do you not like women sexually? Do you feel like a faggot? regardless of your answers to any of these questions you are a fag

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suck my dick and then youll know for sure

SE asia ?

>tfw no little brother to keep thoroughly entertained while quarantined together

Yo, GTFO looks hype!

It's pretty cool, pretty hard though too

Why yes, hello. I'm here for the free bf as advertised.

im tryna finna out if im gay are you inn

Due to the recent meme virus our supply of bfs is quite limited. We only have tops in stock.

>We only have tops in stock
Can you check in the back, please? I'm specifically looking for a switch.

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>Can you check in the back, please?
If you can give me a few moments I'll check the back for you.

fine dont repsondt

Hello, valued customer, are you still around?

i hate this thread i was jsut loking for hepl

I am, do you have product available?

In theory, yes. I'm a switch, but seen as an ""essential"" employee, so I'm still here for a few more minutes until my shift ends. Would you be interested?

How to not look out window as hot virile judo teacher neighbor exercise during quarantine?

Considering I'm also considered an "essential employee" and working, I believe something can be worked out. What's an estimated delivery time?

If you want your bf delivered it might take a couple hours. If you wish to take your bf with you instead as a take-out order, then you may also do that.

I'll take carry out, then. I'm an impatient man.

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Your order will be ready in about three minutes, sir.

If you see a qt boy he might have a bf so don't lewd him please. It's wrong.

do your parents know you watch anime? Are you terrified they'll find out?

>tfw no techno bf

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My order is almost an hour late. Is there a supervisor I can contact?

maybe he didnt like how you looked

I showed my parents death note when I was younger and they actually liked it, but also one time my dad walked into my room when I was playing a JoJo game and called it gay

how come when cute boys act dominate it makes them even cuter? ITS NOT FAIR

If I kill myself can i be reborn as someone without football shoulders

Just find a man that loves you both for and regardless of your shoulders. Mine are probably wider than yours anyways.

"Quarantined" : can still go on walks, hunt, fish, only outside normie action has been banned. corona-chan did nothing wrong

I do EDM.
Oregano

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Is sexual harassment a good way to meet your future bf?

Depends, are you the perpetrator?

if you have sex with a guy and it feels really pleasurable, is it still 100% likely you are gay?

is it a good idea to give compliments you don't mean so you can be nice?

So long as it's not an obvious lie then it's not too bad, a white lie here or there to make people feel better about themselves isn't a bad thing

>dick is only 13cm
>height is over 2m
Why was I cursed with this awful body

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I'm 6' and 7 inches dick.
For non burgers, that's 1.82 mts tall and 18 cms dick.

I want a bf I can read books aloud too while he lies in bed

Any boys want to bunk with me for a few months? Apply below.

I had a cute filipino friend who always wanted me to read to him because he thought my voice was hot. I always read HP Lovecraft, idk if he actually was interested in the content though. It was still nice.

lol this was just some friend you had? If I read to the boy he has to pay attention to the content. I'll put him over my knee if he takes his phone out

I mean ngl, we lewdly cammed a couple times, but we never initiated a relationship because it was simply unfeasible. I would've totally dated him regardless, he was like a turbo-twink mix of european and pinnoy genes and could play the piano and sing really well.

sounds fun, also you almost got insane digits. Brown Asian boys tent to make great twinks.

He still looked asian but was "white" in complexion. He was like an irl anime character.

I like femboys more than twinks but i am not at all attracted to women

Yes, I am the supervisor. What seems to be the problem?

women are inferior to twinks and femboys when it comes to cuteness

Yep women have nice asses and hair but they arent cute unlike bois!!

desu I think male cuteness stems from the fact men typically aren't cute, so when they are, they seem super cute. Women CAN be cute, but modern women are almost always conditioned to be abrasive and gross, only really tolerable if you need to coom.

>tfw no little brother to cuddle with and protect him while we sleep

Is it possible to make your balls look more qt or are you stuck with what you've got?

yes but you have to let me slap them