/Britfeel/

I can't return my videotapes edition
T. Patrick Bateman

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First for real friends don't ask you for money

Check them, said Patrick Bateman as he "returned his tapes"

OUT OF COLLEGE
MONEY SPENT
SEE NO FUTURE
PAID NO RENT
ALL THE MONIES GONE
NO WHERE TO GO

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*stays home, protects the nhs, saves lives itt*

In 1000 years people will talk about the replacement of the English the same way the Britons were replaced by the Anglo Saxons

The language will be some disgusting evolved form of "multicultural London English" and we'll be lost to history

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'Ello, another other shaggers on tonight? Had any good shags lately?

>another other shaggers on tonight
yes

Quiet tonight. Did everybody become kil?

Death rate for the UK strain is over 75% and continues to climb.

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not the real BN trip btw lads

Nah, just the graveyard shift

>10,000 cases
>500 dead
>75%
what?

Any recommended resources for learning a new language? Want to learn polish with all of this down time. Do I just submit to the Duolingo bird?

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>New rules mean you should be carrying out your exercise from Home.
>Driving to a location to walk, run or cycle is classed as unnecessary travel.
>Law is now in place to issue 30 pound fines

Jestes murzynska. Spierdalaj

SP you can add me back

what is BNs trip

please dont hurt my mate SP he's a sensitive boy

most of those cases are people who haven't run the full course of the virus

you get the death rate from people who have recovered and people who have died

google it newfaggot
lazy retard

I'm sensitive too :(

obscure actually really good Britney spears songs edition
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How often do your computers get windows updates lids? Mine just updated again tonight but I only updated it last a month ago. Are these Microsoft updates a fucking monthly thing now? I remember when my computer would only update every six months or so.

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Everyone is 'sensitive' in their own way bit SP is vulnerable to girls manipulating him and l'm 100% sure you have the ability to do that if you're selling nudes

>How often do your computers get windows updates lids?
seemingly all the fucking time which l dont understand

Did you make thos pic yourself? Hows the wumpa? Saw you at 5am yesterday or day before; Your sleep fucked up again?

When my hamster killed and ate the other one I got really angry and sprayed it with deodorant. Don't worry though he lived like another year. Fuck dwarf hamsters, too much hassle. Best stick with comfy lone Syrian hamsters.

>in post-apocalyptic Australia a violent man tracks down the guys who stole his car with the help of the lad from Twilight
seems a lot like the original Mad Max. Good enough movie although if we're supposed to root for the main character l stopped after he shot a midget for no reason. Good film though and everyone involved acted well.

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based defender of smol frens

I've only made a few lid, I'm not as creative as other lids unfortunately. I'm not on the wumpa grind tonight as I'm playing some Warzone, just got a cheeky 3rd place. I think they are doing a CTR update tomorrow with a new track and character, heard they are addin willy wumpa cheeks so will be grinding him out tomorrow night. My sleep pattern got re-fucked up over the weekend, I just keep losing track of time inbetween shitposting, reading news articles, making edits on wikipedia and playing vidya.

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para bailar El Helper!
para bailar El Helper
se necessito una poca de gracias!
una poca de gracias pa mi pa ti
Ayyyy arriba arriba

ya arriba ya arriba
por ti sere
por ti sere
por ti sere

yo no onions waginero
yo no onions waginero

onions NEET
onions NEET
onions NEET

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Imagine wanking off Warwick Davis and him shooting his creamy muck muck at 200mph into your face.

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You are a creative lad. And I enjoy helphelper. He seems like a nice, innocent and humble character

What edits on Wikipedia do you make then me mucker? As for me? I'm grinding out dungeons in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Watching The Simpsons on Disney Plus, too. You have any of The Simpsons helpers saved? I lost mine.

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I meant did you make that specific pic

>Imagine wanking off Warwick Davis

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I'm selling nudes and I thought he might be interested, I'm not trying to manipulate anyone

>I'm selling nudes
why tho

>grind
Great, HHL had introduced another of his own neologisms. when will /britfeel/ stop worshiping this fool on a pedestal.

I don't have any income

To manipulate SP into sending money.

drank 8 cans. Time for bed l guess

What does it feel like to NOT have a dry, flaky scalp? It's been so long that I've forgotten

tea or covefe with my nuttella and peanut butter sandwich?
covefe i'll play COD
tea I might go bed early
DECIDE FOR ME QUIIICCCKK

This doesnt work. I think apuumer would work best with the original apu template with its same blank expression.

wouldn't you do better on /soc/, r nesky?

>I don't have any income
get a job then

but neska isn't a girl it's a man with a cock and balls. if you dont believe me just get him to post them lmao

>21yo Becky croaks courtesy of /RiceFlu/
Only Shut-Ins are safe.

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White people Loooool ewwww

I have this apuumer too

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well that's it lads

Nah just do this one with abit of beard, hair and some red lines in his eye

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Anyone got an raunchy mom son scenes for my coom tonight

bruh muhfuggin ooga booga bix nood hup da fug muhfugga nigga

dirty bastard you want to shag your own mum?

>celebrity x tv show
>no recogniseable celebrities
dont get it

No I want to shag an older bird and pretend Im her son

I dislike /soc/ it's full of normies
I've been looking for jobs since September. I'm unemployable. I actually got a job but I lost it after two months because I'm weird, apparently.

>I'm unemployable
every supermarket in the land is begging for workers

I got a job you can do. A blow job.

you're flogging pictures of your bumhole, not dating them. who cares if they're all normans.

got some mods fot GTA V but not all of them work

Which ones? Some have to be installed through OpenIV.