Improve your skills

Toastmasters looks interesting user. Thanks.

How about you go improve the girls I meet instead? Because their thottery is what keeps me from WANTING to be social with them.

Can't hurt, can it?
After all, all improvement is good

imagine thinking "practicing" social skills is a thing. if you go into a social setting with the idea that you are going to practice being social with people you're way too far gone, that isn't a thing, no one does this.

>Try talking to someone
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless
>Try talking to someone again
>Fuck, that was painful and embarrassing and fruitless

>Blatant advertising
Read the rule nigger.

Also toastmasters is literally for professionals looking to get into making presentations and holding conference meetings in high end jobs.

This ain't going to help 30 year old robots who have gone their entire life >tfw no friends

>inherented from genetics.
>inherented
lol
>It also takes a liftetime to improve.
Then how did everyone else learn between age 2 and age 16?
Are you afraid of *any* improvement?
You're a coward

And yet, you buy food.
This isn't
>let's start with a hollywood party on camera!
this is
>build up skills over time

The ladder of cope.:
>self improvement isn't possible [ ]
>self improvement is possible, but I can't because {excuses} [ ]
>self improvement is possible, but not at a rate that's feasible [X]
>self improvement is possible at a feasible rate, but why should we have to? [ ]

Hang out with a better class of female, kid

The ride never ends.exe21

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>if you go into a social setting with the idea that you are going to practice being social with people you're way too far gone, that isn't a thing, no one does this.
You forgot about salesmen and toastmasters

the ladder of cope
>posting on r9k
>posting on r9k about self improvement
>posting on r9k about self improvement every day
>posting on r9k about how great self improvement is every single day
>posting on r9k insulting people who do not self improve every single day

>Then how did everyone else learn between age 2 and age 16?
They learned what was appropriate at that age, and made friends.

Robots never even made it that far.

>You're a coward
You're ignorant and don't understand the issues or the people you're trying to address.

The better question is, why am I still socially awkward and anxious and unable to maintain conversation after 13 years of school, two years of college, and 10 years of work

Not all of us are cut out for it

everyone with a brain sees through salesmen you dumb fuck

toastmasters is a non-profit that charges nothing, faggot.
>toastmasters is literally for professionals looking to get into making presentations and holding conference meetings in high end jobs.
translation
>hurr if I learn how to speak in public I won't be more comfortable in social settings, durr

erryday, in erryway, robots spend more time not changing than on anything else

being good at presentations and being good at personal social involvement with other people are completely different things. you're fucking autistic

>I lied, it isn't a lifetime of learning, it just scares me
FTFY

relaying information is not at all the same as conversational skills.

>just build it step by step bro
>hey man what's up
>nothing much, you
>yeah same
> ...
Assume that you know a lot about this person so you can't just ask "so where do you work" or what their hobbies are or some shit. At some point or another you have to realize social skills aren't really a skill, but just an arsenal of things to talk about that gets filled over time.

>tfw learned this the hard way

A lot of times I wish I never tried at all. I know the world shits on people for it, but it might genuinely just be better to isolate and try to enjoy 2D/simulated social experiences through VN's and what not.

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Oh no, don't get me wrong. I'm actively encouraging you not to self improve. I'll help proofread your manifesto though

>Strawmanning because I have nothing of value to say
FTFY

Who's going to learn English faster, a child raised in a an English-speaking household or a 30 year old immigrant

what a try hard creep lmao

So you don't have the button, sigh.

After 3 weeks at work I can now say "good morning" not everyone replies to my "good morning" but it is probably a start. But I will lose my job on Friday so I will be an unsociable NEET again.

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Robot ideology is focused on justifying their current state of being, so alternative, better lifestyles have to be disqualified as unattainable or somehow worse.

Call it a community service.

Sorry no, after a certain point you're just fucked

and that's why salesmen are never rich, right?

this is actually pretty good when you think about it more. immigrants who learn english later on in life also always have an accent and it's almost impossible to get rid of it unless you dedicate a huge amount of time with a vocal coach. thanks to that accent you always know when someone isn't a native speaker

some, not all. you think used cars salesmen are rolling in money you fucking idiot?

There's no handbook for going from a 28+ year old friendless wageslave virgin robot to a normal person with a few friends.

Actually most handbooks on social norms state that these are fucked people and to avoid at all costs.

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>Actually most handbooks on social norms state that these are fucked people and to avoid at all costs.
Don't flatter yourself; nobody cares that much about you.

this board is mentally damaging. you need to improve yourself and leave it behind. do it for yourself, i believe in you

>that projection
I'll start taking that advice when I'm saving and posting weeb porn on forums

yikes, less posting, more improving

Indeed, but they care about themselves, and an important decision to maintain normalfag lifestyles is to avoid the ostracized, mentally ill, broken members of society.

I'm skilled in person and in public speaking;
they build on each other, loser

Nerve: struck

Normalfags parade trannies around all the time. You have no excuse.

i'm skilled in person and in public speaking;
they have no relation to each other, loser

>posting wikihow unironically

You guys are beyond hope.

Robot comes to the West
>"ZOMG! I will always have an accent! Better not learn English at all!"

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I just re-confirming this from time to time.
Nothing on Yas Forums attracts as much vicious hatred as pointing out you can change for the better if you try

Quite a few are, pal.
Why do you think they do it? The lulz?

lmao pretty much everyone is always holding back laughter when they hear an indian durka durka try to speak english

OP
>posts steps to improve
user
>"A list of steps to improve doesn't exist"
Damn, Yas Forums.
Never change, you chucklefucks

Then why does Dale Carnegie, the tops at both, encourage both?
Oh. that's right.
because you're wrong

i know from personal experience
you know from reading a biography

But he DOES speak and he DOES get a job and he DOES have a wife and he DOES raise children, and..
hey? Why are you crying?