/r9gay/ - #973

MICHAEL its your birthday today

alwaysss sssneak sssstabbing...

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tfw no wolf bf to rape

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>that buttstock
>that scope
>that puny mag
>that pistol grip
>that foregrip
>that handguard
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Holy shit. Degenerates really have shit taste.

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I feel like this is some kind of meme about a guy who beat dark souls on stream, but I just dont get it

Can you really say he beat dark souls if he died to pinwheel?

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Actually its a meme about a guy who lost to pinwheel

I did not die to pinwheel, theres no proof

>I
based Jerma

Egomaniac streamer is constantly searching for keywords related to his name on the internet so he can deny his failings.

>youtube.com/watch?v=8GdyP_uhboQ
Yeah, whatever you say Jerma. You can't stop the truth.

You have to be at least 18cm tall to post here

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Chubby sissies must perform booty exercises to attract hung BBC BVLLs

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Post your butt please!!!
Ogogog

>tfw no compact bf
Still not original

>tfw no qt femboy to shoot guns with, then come home and shoot loads.

Is anyone even attracted to that bodytype?

how many filters does it take to get this sort of astolfoness? no man actually looks like this
>those obliques
holy shit fatso

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Really only fags are

loOoOoOOoooOol....
i kno rite

>tfw boomer streamer read my chat message on stream and laughed and then chat did the laughing face too
heh, cya losers

May I become your servant? I'll do anything you ask of me, just please let me bask in your infinite glory.

>tfw Jerma has read my message three times

Only watched him for like 9 months too, feels good man

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My favourite streamer is super cute, he is super funny, his name begins with J

Of course I'm talking about JoshOG

>tfw no poet bf to teach me how to read poetry

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I'm not into poetry but I can tell you about how The Road Not Taken is universally misconstrued to convey the very opposite of it's intended moral

I've been crying all day,
I just feel so stupid and unlovable recently

Poetry is nice, I have a book or two, I prefer the short ones though a lot of things focus on long poems and I struggle to get a good rhythm in my head with it

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I look like this, I just take care of my body and am low T

it is possible, some people are just born with the right skeletal structure and have lower testosterone levels.
I'm low testosterone but have a manly skeleton shape so I always end up looking too big compared to these super thin bodied people

>tfw half of my body looks like this and the other half is marred by body acne
I don't even know how to fix it I just suffer with it now

Yes because niggers will fuck anything

>tfw no bf to cook breakfast with
>tfw no bf who would take me out hiking & camping to the mountains
>tfw no bf to play the new Baldurs Gate game with
>tfw no bf who would cuddle me while we watch Ghost in the shell: SAC
>tfw no bf who would tease me when we go to the sauna
This is very unacceptable and not cool. I will smack the demiurge in the face two times today for making me as undesirable as I am.

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>universally misconstrued to convey the very opposite of it's intended moral
I haven't read it since junior high but I'm confused. Please explain?

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This is it, this is the best tfw no bf post I have seen. Big want.

I'm old enough and have the freedom to actually go places now, I just wish I had someone to travel with, camping in the mountains or something just sounds like such a fun experience

This to the nth degree, I really wanna take someone to my favourite place to go on holiday and just experience stuff together in general

I was too embarrassed to put airsoft in there, would that of made it worse or better?
If I had some money and a travel partner as well, I would really want to go and visit Slovakia again someday since the people there are really nice (at least the small towns), the mountains there were really fun to hike up and the food was tasty. Oh and everything was cheap as well.
I hope you find a travel partner user and have tons of fun.

Add wrestling too and that is my exact ideal.
Where you from, undesirable user?

I'd definitely not be interested in wrestling myself since bodily contact is scary for me and I'm, uugh, quite weak (I plan on doing cardio and running soon though) but I've never really given just watching wrestling a shot.
I'm from the Baltics, don't really want to give out the exact country, sorry.

You're the shy and cute Estonian boy.

But airsoft is very physical, as is cuddling. I didnt mean any traditional wrestling at all, just two boys intensively cuddling and rolling around. Actually wrestling is real gay.
Also cardio shit is a meme, don't do it unless you want to be really weak and thin.

I've often been interested in the idea of wrestling with a partner, I'm not strong by any means but I just like the idea of getting all grr and close with them and being able to have that experience

A Light in the Attic & Where the Sidewalk Ends best poetry books :^)

The vast majority of people seem to think that the poem is meant to say something along the lines of "when you come to a decision, take the less popular choice" or some variation of that. In reality, Robert Frost had written the poem as a result of a friend who would go for walks and, upon coming to a fork in the road, inevitably complain about how he should have gone down the other path. That's why in the last stanza it says:
"I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
Essentially, when you get to a tough decision just fuckin choose one and if you regret it chances are you would've regretted your decision regardless of what you chose so stop complaining thx

tfw no autistic canadian bf

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It is really fun. The secret is, it doesn't matter who wins.

exactly! I want a slightly toned bf who will always beat me in wrestles but we can still do it for fun
I've heard of a light in the attic, not the other one, I'll look into getting them if I feel the urge to read while I'm all locked up

Ah finally someone who understands. It is also a great opportunity to grope subtly :^)

you can find pdfs online if you know where to look. personally I haven't read those in a long time, but I remember them from when I was really young so I have fond, nostalgic memories of it. Both those books and the Calvin & Hobbes comic collections. Think I'm gonna use my time inside to learn chess though, maybe

I may be shy but I don't find myself cute, sorry. I am from said country though, yes.
Airsoft doesn't seem that physical, well, I've never really played so I suppose I wouldn't know. Cuddling is..well..with someone you love and, well, it's different.
>Actually wrestling is real gay.
The way you described it, yeah. I don't know if I find ''intensively cuddling and rolling around'' something I'd very much enjoy but hey, never know.
>Also cardio shit is a meme, don't do it unless you want to be really weak and thin.
I already am weak and thin though, at least with cardio I'll have some stamina or something.

It's casual and not lewd, but also intimate enough to be romantic
I don't like being touched but I hope I can find a guy who makes me feel secure enough to let him just pick me up and wrestle with me

I'm a sucker for the real deal, if I'm reading poetry I'd want to get the actual books, I play chess online with friends sometimes but I'd prefer to play with a proper set (online helps see moves clearly though)

That doesn't make sense. Cardio meme is a mistake women do a lot.
Yes you get stamina but your muscles shrink.
Are you small, user?

i'm low t and thin but i don't have an insanely narrow chest and chin

dunno your body type but if you're a skellyboy then avoid cardio, trust me I'm semi-toned skinnyboi
if you're in the united states then I suggest ordering from Powell's. I currently have an irl chess game going with my dad where we make moves each morning but online is where I play the most. I'm really good at puzzles but in actual games I'm buttcheeks sadly

quite small yeah, 163cm

Well I have some 5kg dumbbells so I would be getting some arm strength. And isn't cardio better than just doing nothing at all?
>but your muscles shrink.
Wait what?
Why should I avoid it, what will happen? I'm very confused right now.

Don't listen to the idiot, cardio doesn't make your muscles shrink. What makes muscles shrink is too little protein in your diet and not enough calories.