/britfeel/

What did you two do in London?

How's it going Zak. Done anymore goods recently?

thread off to a good start then

aparently in america they're getting free money off the govmint about $2000 for each person.

Any chance of something like that happening un the UK?

Big uptick in posters now everyone's locked indoors. Britfeel is now a normie only zone.

>thread off to a good start then
no

>America just prints more money and hopes for the best

No.
If they printed more money in 1929 they'd have avoided the great depression

horrible isn't it. my home board is overrun with the cretins.

Na I love it lad, proper fuckin norman I am now.

>be American
>go to shop for toilet roll
>there isn't any
>go back and shoot the place up
Fucking hell

In other news the beach is dead as fuck and look at the weather. Damn it corona. Sigh

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LiteraI nobody fucking cares you shithead tripcunt, this isnt your blog or facebook. Do everyone a favour and stand in front of a coughing OAP you stupid fuck.

Normally I would go for dominos over Pizza Hut for the simple reason that the cookies are amazing. However been craving anchovies like a bitch recently for some reason and dominos doesnt do them

What if the only cure for covid was to suck a hard black cock and swallow his powerful bull semen

No
When will people realise that governments are literally intended to help out its people.

>proper fuckin norman I am now
dunno if i should congratulate or commiserate t.bh la

A Tory government will never use this crisis to reduce inequality.

A Tory government will do whatever it has to do to remain in power

>Any chance of something like that happening un the UK?

unlike the US, our response to this crisis was not to immediately fire 50% of the workforce

also we have a social welfare system alerady

lads if you haven't all ready you need to fill up LITERALLY every watertight container in your house with fresh water now

Honestly mate the grass is greener on the other side, I miss being a shut in chumba. Used to live the HHL life to the max.

Any aromat lads in? Fucking love this shit, sprinkle it all over me roasties to make them extra yummy

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>live in Worcester
I'll get it straight out the Severn.

I haven't got any.

Agreed but that's basically the same thing

I have a dozen of 2l bottles filed with water. I thought it might not apply to us in the Uk. I thought it only applied to those in the US were their tap water is shitty.

Now it's moved back to 17:00
Shit has hit the fan.
*runs around the thread going AARRGGHH*

if water stops you will have bigger things to worry about, like the fact that society just collapsed. your little tupperware of water isnt going to save you from baseballs bat to your head from my gang that is being formed right now

>57320815
>57320860
Watch him claim this was to bait people.

you dont have a bathtub or a sink?

You retard we already got 80% of wages and a uc increase.

any why should I bother doing that? Do you think the taps are about to randomly stop working?

Why would I fill them up?

this what i look at when i start to ppanic

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Oi, have you got a loiscence for that wootaaarr?

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>randomly
see

@57320906
And here we see a wild yank, trying its best to attempt humour. It fails miserably

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Bit worried about /ournubs/ desu

>go out for a comfy walk
>dad decides to come with me (he's a functional alcoholic)
>he decides to walk the dog knowing the dog is leash reactive
>we walk past another dog and he just stands there holding the very very tip of the leash with 1 finger while my dog is going mental
>dog drags my dad into the road in front of a car
>I keep telling my dad to grab the leash properly while trying to grab it myself
>he keeps saying it's fine while two dogs are currently snarling, there's a car in the middle of the road and he's teetering trying to hold the dog with as few fingers as possible
>eventually grab my dogs collar and wrench him away then walk away from my dad and go home
if my dog died because my dad didn't want to hold the leash properly I would have hung myself the second I got home
So fucking angry right now

Yank in the thread?

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>Iodised salt, flavour enhancer (monosodium glutamate), lactose, wheat starch, yeast extract, onions (3%), palm fat, sunflower oil, salt, anti-caking agent (calcium silicate), spices (garlic powder, turmeric, celery seeds, cloves), mushroom powder, bay leaves powder
yum

why would the water be shut off, at least now?

money will be useless, nobody will be going to work, water will shut off

wtf it has ingredients?
DROPPED

some user said so lad

It must be true

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>money will be useless, nobody will be going to work, water will shut off
woah really bro?

Hyperinflation is already heavily predicted in both Germany and USA. And it's only been a few weeks. If you don't want to prepare that's on you.

my little joke hasn't gone down how i expected...

Stop overacting the car would if stopped

I'm selling noods

Just seen a convoy of army tankers leaving my local reservoir.

>Literally can't get on ASDA's website at all

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ok bro thanks for the heads up

Working fine for me lad

>water will be shut off

Then I'll buy bottle water...

saw a woman facetiming some guy while sitting on a log when I was out
wanted to cough near her or ask her what form of exercise she was doing but now I don't really give a fuck if people get covid
>b-but you were outside
yeah and I specifically went to secluded areas and only went out to walk my dog but there were still tons of people out
absolutely ridiculous

Sounds like every "functioning alcoholic"

Completely fucking useless at normal everyday tasks

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msg is the absolute shit. makes everything taste amazing.