>brony phase (13)
>xbox live scammer phase (13/14)
>fake weeaboo scum phase (14)
>actual weeaboo (14/15)
>edgy 15 year old who browsed r9k when depressed
>prison gay phase (15/16)
>simping over guys phase (16/17)
>simping over girls phase (17/18)
>audiophile phase (18/19)
>stimulant abuse phase (18/19)
>doxxing shit ton of fembots phase (19)
>gymcel and anorexia phase (19)
>cyborg and a stable love life phase (19)
ITT: List all of the phases you went through in life
Joshua Gomez
Gabriel Anderson
>4-9
Little mischievous troublemaker shithead phase
>9-13
Smelly fat gamer phase, as well as racist homophobic edgy meme faceberg page admin phase
>14-16
Depressed hopeless romantic boxer phase
>17-18
Le edgy sociopath phase
>19-present
Depressed, useless NEET who finally killed his ego phase
Brayden Lee
I'll be honest you kind of sound like a guy I used to talk to on skype but I'm sure this evolution of phases is bizarrely synchronistic among ppl who post here
John Robinson
depressed phase 9-15
suicidal phase 16-19 (now)
Brody Murphy
Depressed hopeless boxer phase sounds great though, you should rejoice in that again because girls would love that passionate side of you again user. For now you should focus on going to university or finding a job for yourself.
Your future waifu will be greatful for it.
Was your name Dimitri?
Brody Gutierrez
It was undoubtedly the best phase of my life, I would return to my former self but I think I'm too far gone now. I need to see a doctor to find out what's wrong with me physchologically, leaving the house and talking to strangers is agony for me now though. I want go back
Asher Miller
You shouldn't have been browsing Yas Forums when you were underage. Didn't you read the rules?
Justin Young
1-10 Diamond class years
10-20 Gold class years
20-30 Silver class years
30+ Bronze class years
Eventually it will go down to rusty iron.
Jackson Robinson
>Was your name Dimitri?
That sounds like one of my old usernames but I honestly can't tell you if it was one for skype back then or no. The dude in question u sound like was named Thomas.
Logan Morgan
>normie gamer phase (8-13ish)
>start browsing here(14-now)
>questing why I want to wear girls clothing(14-16)
>get into custom pc building(15-17)
>finally get the chance to cross dress(16-17)
>realize I want to be a girl(17-18)
>repressing neet who wishes they were a girl and drinks almost every day(18-now(23))
Very fun life so far yay fun woooo
Kevin Flores
5-8 latchkey smalltown happy kid
8-11 skateboarder
11-15 punk rock skateboarder
15-16 all about pussy phase
17-20 enlightenment mushroom phase + real love
21-22 degenerate drunk party living in the city phase
23-25 opiates and low paying job phase
25-27 coke dealer phase
28-30 Commercial weed farmer/stoicism/faith phase (present day)
Jose Phillips
The more you force yourself to go out the easier it becomes. Sorry to put it bluntly. But I would know since I had agoraphobia before. I was forced out to the point where it became normal for me. You should definitely see a psychiatrist though. Call a taxi or an uber to take you to one if you can. It's best to do these kind of things by yourself so you have more experience with doing things on your own.
Oh my bad, my name starts with a C though, was Thomas a cringelord too?
Daniel Collins
>0-13
happy phase
>14-27
cry myself to sleep dream about killing myself every day phase
>28,29
khv at peace with himself but still goes through periods of wanting to kill himself phase
Chase Parker
Aviation phase where I played flight simulators all day and wanted to be a pilot: 2011-2012
edgy alt-right neo-nazi phase: march 2016 with a resurgence in june 2016
transgender phase: pre-shock in spring 2014, then full blown from september 2016 to march 2018
stoner bob marley pothead phase: january 2018 to may 2018
hippie acidhead psychedelic user phase: june 2018 to present
mad scientist phase: august 2019 to present
Nicholas Martin
>successful fat child (0-11)
>contrarian phase (12-14)
>girls who friendzone me are my only friends (15-16)
>actually get gfs, never get sex (17-18)
>too shitty for uni, what should I do with my life ? (19-22)
>homeless but enjoy things (22-24)
still waiting for a home right now
Luis Brown
>3 - Disney phase
>5 - Powerranger phase
>6 - Chad phase
>7 - Pokemon phase
>8 - Nintendo phase
>9 - PS2 phase
>10 - DS phase
>11 - DS/WOW phase
>12 - WOW phase
>13 - Existential phase
>14 - Running phase
>15 - Elder Scrolls phase
>16 - Anime phase
>17 - Anime phase
>18 - Anime phase
>19 - YouTube vlogger phase
>20 - Manga phase
>21 - Existential phase 2
>22 - Depression phase
>23 - Discord phase
>24 - Self improvement phase
>25 - TBA
Joshua Cox
0-9 happy child
9-14 edgy atheist cause Christian school
14-17 drug use
18-23 sad boi, codependent musician
24-25 lonely shut it with no friends, cut off all ties with bandmates/exes/friends
And here we are.
Wyatt Butler
Do you hate having to fulfill gender roles as a male user?
Do you have a real love in your life right now user? Hope you were able to find peace within yourself.
Luke Cooper
Excuse me for the "just be urself" meme
But the mind assigns value to things based on your own reaction to them
If you consider going outside, and allow yourself to fantasize about endless terrible consequences, and as a result do NOT go outside... Then your brain learns "Rad, crisis averted by not going outside"
Likewise, every time you go outside, or see other people, or initiate a conversation with someone, and something awful does NOT happen, your fears will slowly erode.
Michael Phillips
0 to 9 Happy user
10 to 12 shit starts getting bad
13 to 16 things are pretty miserable but could be worse
17 I get a crush on this chic and it really fucks me up
18 to 22 I become an incel and a really angry miserable person
22 I meet a nice girl who helped me alot
22 to now I am happy and have taken up spiritual practices, I no longer have anger or hate.
Nathan Morgan
>8-13
Anxious, shy, trauma repressed, basic conservative
>14-15
nihilist, politically extreme (anarchist, commie, libertarian), edgy, depressed
>16-17
intellectual, sociable, anxious, open minded, druggie, still politically extreme (minarchist, monarchist, neocon, paleocon, fascist, natsoc, rexist, nrx), theistic
>18
emotionally put together, decently wise for my age, artistic (literature, film, music), even bigger druggie, accelerationist
Asher Davis
>Do you hate having to fulfill gender roles as a male user?
Why would I like it? I just do my best to have avoid having anything to do with them. Being a hiki neet helps a lot with that.
Daniel Williams
Dont post when drunk anons its not healthy.
Hunter James
:/ legit made me sad, user. Some random fuck empathizes for you, for what its worth.
Isaiah Russell
You can tell me what to do, moooom.
Ian Evans
>:/ legit made me sad, user. Some random fuck empathizes for you, for what its worth.
Nothing I can do about it. Just like how some people are born with birth defects. But thanks user it feels like I was cursed for some reason.
>You can tell me what to do, moooom.
>moooom.
I wish user I wish.
Alexander Allen
I just cant fucking link post tonight.
Thomas Richardson
>6-10
smart kid in school, dresses like a retard with torn apparel, studies at the dinner table, always goes against the mainstream, have a childhood sweetheart
>11-12
found porn, gave up on studies due to escapism, wanted attention from peers but distances self after school, got actual clothes
>13
started to go out with girls, but initially was socially inept, started getting bullied, still not studying
>14
growth spurt, does not hand in various amounts of schoolwork, browse /gif/ religiously, single but thirsty as always
>15-16
get a gf again, bullying stopped since classes switched, starts a chess club, studies for gf's future with me, participated in a chess competition, have a lot of friends, found teacher that knows about Nietzsche
>17
single after finding out she cheated on me, don't keep up with previous friends, chess club established in previous school, browse Yas Forums, finding out political stance, get in a symphonic band
>18
will drink if alcohol is present, lonely chap, reads books if they're present, wagie, get into chan culture, constant introspection
Tyler Roberts
>Happy-go-lucky quiet kid (5-12)
>atheist that thinks he's the smartest person ever (13-17)
>annoying kid that thinks he's funny (12-14)
>furry (13-14/15)
>fag/wannabe trap/femboy (13.5-15)
>edgy racist (15-18)
>Bloomer/true love (15-16)
>religious/self improvement (16-present)
Anthony Hernandez
How did you even end up homeless user?
Wyatt Sanders
I'd say I've been pretty consistent.
>11-23 y/o (present) - Depressed, want to die. Use vidya to cope and escape reality.
Before I was depressed, vidya was just a release. And the sad thing is, the longer I cope with vidya, the less effective it is.
Wyatt Reed
my parents were in depts and we all got kicked out
David Jackson
>tomboy phase
>addicted to guild wars phase (15)
>wannabee haxxor phase (15)
>MGTOW tumblr trolling phase (16)
>anarcho capitalist phase (16-21)
>arch linux user superiority complex phase (17)
>/x/ trolling phase (18)
>league of legends addict phase (17-19)
>krav maga phase (21-22)
>fascist phase (22 +)
>normie with friends phase (22-23)
>makeup + skincare phase (23)
>stoner phase (23)
>depressed shut-in phase (24+)
Ryan Harris
> happy ADHD kid. Struggle to fit in after bullying in last scholl but everything got ok (10-12)
> still getting reclusive / self isolating somehow (13)
> self destructive / class clown / nostalgic phase (14-16, shit hit the fan in my family)
> edge lord violence / gore / gamer phase (16-17)
> completely gave up. shut in phase (18-19, showered once a week, drnk every second day and was a full loony)
> short weeb phase / getting into IT work and trying to fit in the stereotype (20)
> Muh very smarrtt, muh reading much philosophy boorks phase (20-21)
> Getting into college. Trying to fit in society again and emulating normie behaviour (22-23)
> doomer phase / beginning of ego death or something (24)
> empty inside. Memories feel artificially and strange like innjected. Nothing enjoyable.At least trying to finish up college. Life feels like being on death row (25, now)
Jace Diaz
That's okay, I forgive you. Be my mommy unoriginally.
Lincoln James
thread is comfy. You guys sound very interesting to hang out with.
Wyatt Mitchell
Why are you so depressed user? 3 years is a long fucking time. Was it something that triggered your depressive state?
Julian Ross
>Be my mommy unoriginally.
If I had the qualifications then I would gladly.
Jose Torres
>spongebob phase (beginning-end)
>spiderman phase (4-10)
>minecraft phase (10-12)
>source engine and griefer phase (12-forever nigga!)
>fag in denial phase (14-16)
>fag (17- burning in hell for all of eternity)
>warped and slipping into neetery (18-probably forever)
Dylan Lewis
You drinking again tonight? If so cheers.
Jackson Price
You don't have to be a KHV you know. We grow by putting ourselves in uncomfortable situations. Maybe make a tinder or find an e-relationship to make you happy.
What's the mad scientist phase about? Did you watch too much Steins;Gate?
Your 25 year phase is Gold Experience Requiem.
This
The people who succeed are ones who have been through failure more than any other person out there. More than the ones that shut themselves in all day. They can live with it and try again the next day.
Where'd you meet the nice girl from user? Happy you were able to change for the better though.
Blake White
>You drinking again tonight? If so cheers.
Yep almost always am. What are you drinking? I'm drinking 151 mixed with tea.
Grayson Russell
Where tf do you get 151, where I live it's gone.
I'm drinking Rainer to remind me of home. Usually drink Jameson though.
Cameron Turner
>Where tf do you get 151, where I live it's gone.
Its still around my area. Pic related is what it is. Its the best 151 I can find around me its ether that or everclear I've had some bad experiences with it so I steer clear of it.
>Usually drink Jameson though.
Nice taste.
Nathaniel Bailey
>0-12
happy, well behaved child whom everyone liked
>12-19
pretentious know-nothing know-it-all "intellectual" fat-ass with a fedora
>20-25
weak beta faggot, now without headwear
>26-30
bitter nihilist
>31
occultist George Costanza
Isaac Gomez
Whelp, cheers user, I think I'm becoming an alcoholic. It was always pretty romanticised by me when I was younger because of bukowski.
Hope all goes well for you.
Austin Hall
>1-2
Strange infant
>3-6
Oh god what the fuck is wrong with him, call a psychiatrist
>7-12
Sad mentally ill kid who decided to say, fuck school and play games in his room.
>13-21
Extremely depressed and suicidal, but borderline sociopathic ep1n h4xx0r tr0le
>22-25
Redemption arc.
>26-27
Suicidal alchoholic
>28-now
The mental illnesses consume all.
The last phase has been going on for a bit, I wonder when I get a new phase.
Jordan Reed
>4-5
entomologist phase
>3-10
Drawing phase
>10-12
don't even remember
>12-14
huge weeaboo phase. Anime was the best during this
>14-16
severely depressed, got diagnosed after attempts of suicide
>17
homeless, alcoholism phase
>18
work phase and college
>19
draw phase
> 20 (current)
draw phase still but in a completely different state.
Ayden Hughes
>4 - 8
Early vidya, Super Mario Bros to Metroid Prime
>8 - 13
Get into Xbox, get bullied a bunch tho
>13 - 16
First GF, start browsing Yas Forums, bullying stops but now people bring fucking knives to school
>16 - 18
Cut up with GF, just have fun with friends for the rest of high school
>18 - 20
Move out of town to study, slowly build up IRL and online relationships, decently happy and improving
>20 - 22
Have to be out of new town for 6 months, lose all my friends and gf, get depressed as fuck
>22
Meet the love of my life
> 23
Lose love of my life, want to fucking kill myself, start posting in Yas Forums
Mason Hughes
What exactly are the qualifications other than exist, cause my mother died at birth.
Caleb Richardson
>What exactly are the qualifications other than exist,
I'm not 100% sure myself but maybe be an actual girl(not sure if you have to have had a kid or not still kinda fuzzy on that one) and having some decent sized breasts sure wouldnt hurt.
>cause my mother died at birth.
This is sad to hear as I was closest to my mother.
Austin Hughes
well at least you had sechs
be content for almost none nere had touched a quality female
Julian Bennett
Not that user, but being feminine and loving me is all I every asked for in a partner, and being feminine is more of an attitude(caring, loving, nurturing, and graceful with their words) physical aspects never mattered to me as long as we were partners in this shithole.
Ayden Murphy
>4-11
Played vidya all day, smart kid, not really a phase just had normie childhood
>11-16
Smart but put no effort in, peak autism irl. Look back on those days with embarrassment. Drifted between friend groups as tards do
>16-present (I'm 18)
De-autified, put no effort but smashed exams anyway, got a job, happy, found a hobby. Gone from being an actual nerd to just being "the nerdy one" amongst friend group lol. Optimistic but still a bit anxious about future.
Xavier Ortiz
>autistic social outcast troublemaker phase (0-13)
>brony phase (13-14)
>edgy depressey cut-self suicidal phase (14-16)
>unstable first relationship that dragged on for way too long phase (16-18)
>playing guitar in bands and first dabbling in drugs phase (18-19)
>period of short-term solo backpack travels during school breaks and becoming more confident in myself phase (19-21)
>period of finishing school, spiritual growth and backpacking solo through Asia for half-a-year phase (21-22)
>NEET phase (22+)
I've been feeling disconnected from the world around me ever since coming back home from my journey throughout Asia and I really just want to start travelling again. I managed to land a job in Venice where I was supposed to go work this summer but seeing how that place is a bit fucky right now, I'm not sure how the future is gonna look.
Charles Parker
>6-12
Goody two shoes phase, teachers loved me, won awards
>12-14
Weeb phase and emo band phase
>15
Mental breakdown phase
>16-17
Goody two shoes phase v2
>18
Apathy phase
>19-20
Have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life phase, made a lot of life changes
>20
Almost normie phase, fell for someone for the first time and was happy
>21
He rejected me, suicide watch phase
>22-present
Apathy phase v2
Ian Reed
See I think that should be the case but some people are very close minded. Like I was talking/playing with this person and the second they found out I was not an irl girl they blocked me.
Levi Sanchez
I dunno, some people are like that, they have their preferences and I have mine, and that's fine imo. Its whether or not you cross the line of being a bitter, cynical dickhead.
Kevin Jenkins
>forever alone until high school graduation
>17 stoner and drinker
>18-19 blackpilled stoner/lsd user
>19-23 total NEETcall I've given up on everyone and everything, enemy nuke. it's over.
Juan Price
>0-5
Happy fat kid in the midst of chaos food my only comfort.
>6-9
Self injury starts, binge eating amplifies.
>10-12
First psych stay and anhero attempt and psych meds
>13-17
Edgy goth, skipped school for shows and tatts. 2nd psych stay, 2nd anhero attempt.
>18-19
Spiritual revival phase, art school
>19-21
Existential chaos ensues, drop out of art school, 3rd psych stay and 3rd an hero attempt, first kiss and relationship
>22-25
Peaked, normie af, active social life, great job and first place.
>26-27
Downhill, mental breakdown, lost virginity, homeless/couchsurfed, lots of casual sex, weed and cigs, lots of drinking. Met current SO
>28-32(now)
Still with SO, toxic relationahip but symbiotic. Insomnia. Smoke weed. 400lbs.
Evan Cox
>8-11
hyperactive kid who loved everything nintendo, had a super weird super mario phase
>12-13
discovered anime properly, became a mega weeb who watched lots of "le edgy xd" horror anime (Higurashi, Mirai Nikki) and listened to only nightcore
>14-15
mega "depression" arc, moved to Australia and had to leave gf at the time, went through the classic "my life will never be the same" phase, super distant and purposely removed people from life
>Second half of 15 - first half of 17
Got used to being lonely and actually enjoyed it, just binged anime and talked on message boards but never keep proper contact with anyone
>Second half of 17 - second half of 19
Met my now ex, super happy relationship that slowly devolved into a toxic one once we both left school, started questioning myself and what i wanted in life
>Second half of 19 - Present
Left ex, found out she cheated a year in, hadn't loved me for 6 months prior, now have major trust issues, drifted from everyone i knew, and once again alone trying to learn to love myself again
my life's been a fucking rollercoaster of emotions desu
Christian Perry
Sorry you got cheated on user, that's fucking traumatizing
Colton Martin
She cheated on me with this dude from a party, she got together with him on our 2 year anniversary
With that and just how much I loved her, hearing the words "I didn't love you" fucking CRUSHED me
It sucks my guy but things are slowly but surely picking up