I'm a foid

But obviously Chad's don't stay. I want someone who will stay for sure. But I get really turned off by:

Nice guys
Betas
Groveling guys
Pathetic guys
Weak guys
Feminine guys
Nerds
Sexually inexperienced guys
Dorks
Geeks
Nervous guys
Virgins

The list goes on of basedboy types that can't turn me on but are the most likely to be loyal and stay with me.

Almost all of these types are ugly & skinny fat, pasty, or have small dicks too.

Essentially I can't get it up for the type of guy who is most likely to stay with me. They are often extremely boring and not funny or entertaining too.

Stop touching yourself for a month. You'll feel attracted to some of the lowest ugly scum on earth but once you have sex the effect goes away and you'll feel disgusted, so you must wait another month to feel attracted to them again.

No matter how many times people tell me I won't be able to pair bond I keep falling in love like crazy. And staying in love. Even if it's been years since I spoke to the guy. The moment he comes back it's like no time has passed at all. The feeling of love is exactly the same as when he left. Even years later. This has been tested.

I'd say just try to focus on personality more instead of looks and give every guy who asks you out on a date a chance. Try to think more about the future as well and how looks can degrade.

I like guys who are the opposite of this:
Beautiful
Dominant
Charming
Charismatic
Has lots of options
Is a leader

I myself am pretty beta, clingy, and submissive. So I get why they leave.

This doesn't work for me. I'm female. Not male. Good try though.

Try not being a cunt

How? I can only get turned on for good looking guys and I can't control that. Even when I never masturbate. It won't lower my standards.

Well men are told to lower their standards all the time, why can't you do the same?

Are you sure it's love? Love doesn't usually last multiple years of separation like that.