How would you approach her and get her number?

How would you approach her and get her number?

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Here is how:
You dont.

The end.

I would rather let her make the moves on me desu.

"Excuse me, m'lady, but would thou likest mine own tongue betwixt your thighs?"

>waggles eyebrows

Works. Every. Time.

I wouldn't. I get stares from women quite frequently but approaching them is the biggest fear. I could never actually do it.

hello miss, could you inhale this rag for a moment?

She has decent legs but is only a 5-6 facially so I wouldnt feel intimidated.

Huh, I have a twin

Chads honestly live on easy life

girls like this would stare at him and he will get the message

>sup bitch u got some nice toes right there huh ya mind if i stick my dick between then?

lmao pencil dick

the original thin

I wouldn't even glance at her direction her face is ugly

>implying I can approach woman or even look at them

>uh h-hi I-
>EW CREEP STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>i like your sandals
>night out?
>work? this late? damn that sucks. i just left work too
>well at least we finally get to go home and chill, right? i'm gonna watch me some netflix
>you watching anything good?
etc etc etc

who /pimp/ here?

Hey, you're cute mind if I get your number.
8/10 times it works.

Can we all agree that these are literally perfect feet?

Shit, I gotta try this

Why would I do that I don't even know anything about her.

>get your number
gay and creepy. ask for their snap instead

Op said number so that's what I did.
If he said to get her snap I would have asked for her snap.

attractive privilege

Wrong I'm a manlet hapa. Not anywhere close to attractive just autistic.

I'd walk up and say, "I'm sorry, miss, but can I bother you to check and see if you're getting any reception in here? My phone won't make any calls."

Once she gets past any potential password, I step forward and roundhouse kick the phone out of her hands. I then make a dive for it, shoulder checking her into the door if she dare challenge my speed. Once I've retrieved the item, I go through the settings, to the about section and find the number.

Difficulty Rank: C (it's not D because she could be a wizard in disguise)

They stare at your ugly weirdo ass

This, if you need to ask here, you are mostlikely ugly and social indept, so just give up and don't bother the Thot.

Look at her in the eyes for a second, then lean forward and say, "Hey, uhm..I think I might be your daddy.."
If she asks what I mean then I just repeat it until she starts walking away.
When she gets off at the next stop I get out of the train and follow her, "Hey I'm your daddy! HEY!"

Not true. Ugly people (like you) go unnoticed

run up to her when she's staring at her phone then throw her on the floor and grab the phone while it's unlocked

- try to keep eye contact for more than 3 seconds
- look elsewhere
- try to keep eye contact for a second or two
- wait for her to look away
- approach and

- "h-hey! i'm user, i was sitting there thinking about how cute you are. what's your name?"
- "cool, nice to meet you. so... are you free tonight?"
- "yes? ah nice. my friends are out of the city for a week and i wanted to go out and have fun tonight. can i have your number?"
- "cool, let me send you a message"
- "oh dang! i have to get off on this stop. nice to meet you femanon! i'll call you back later today."

This.
Unless you're a super chad it wouldn't be possible and honestly not worth it for Mrs 5 head

>h-hey!

You have so much time to prepare for it and still stutter?

any more ice breaker tips user? I can carry a conversation but starting one is the hardest.

>get number
>sit back down and don't say anything until her stop in 20 minutes
"See you later"
>she breathes out her nose audibly with a mildly concerned half-smile
>text her
>turns out the number is actually some random guy named Jeremy
>he says the same thing has happened to him
>turns out he likes model airplanes and you like making model airports
>new fren
>open up business together
>he sells the business behind your back and moves to Norway
>turns out he was porking the girl all along
>says your model airports suck
>girl texts you
>says she always thought your models were pretty cool
>meet up with her at Italian restaurant
>turns out she just wanted money to pay for chlamydia that she got from Jeremy
>say no and she leaves
>you're stuck with the bill, which is very high because she had like six glasses of an expensive cabernet
>still managed to get upskirt photo while you were at dinner with her
>masturbate to it but get chlamydia because you ate the same fork as her tortellini
>get call from girl while walking home, she is driving drunk
>Jeremy died in a plane crash three months ago
>girl launches off a roundabout into a millennium staircase operator on your apartment building
>paralyzed from waist down
>left arm amputated
>feel an odd sense of justice and closure
>finally get home and someone stole your spiderman costume

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be chad
say sup bitch

Eye contact. I keep staring at her until she either runs away or wets her panties.

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These are the green text stories of yonder I browse for

Stop thinking so highly of yourself, you are on r9k afterall

I don't know, I'm an autismal virgin. Compliment them on something they're wearing maybe?

i wouldnt she looks rather disgusted by me if this is supposed to be a POV
are you socially inept op?
oh yeah im on r9k

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I didn't choose to have genetics in terms of looks

>disgusted
She just looks tired, you insecure autist.

You wouldnt be here if they were so good faggot.

>excuse me bitch
>may i lick those purdy toes?
>"ew what? fuck off you manlet creep"
>go home
>hang myself

Those are some really nice FEET.

"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England"

she really is not attractive at all and im not sure why you would make this thread

oof too real

>manlet
do girls really say this IRL

You probably can't understand but I'm autistic and afraid of other people. You think autists can score. Wrong

If they are good looking enough yes. I know many. Doesn't matter if you're shy or autistic if you look really good. Keep telling yourself its because of that

Ugly nigga

You seem jealous that I get looks. Or maybe it's your skin colour, my nibba

Be at least an 8 and shell be like putty in your hands no matter what you say for the most part.

I wouldn't approach her but would definitely stare at her feet like a retard and she would probably be uncomfortable and leave happened before

>sit directly across from her
>make eye contact and look away
>make eye contact again and smile a little
>if she smiles back I know i am good to make my move
>get up and move across the car sit down leave one seat between us open to not creep her out
>smile and say hi I am user and you have terrible feet :)

>terrible feet
do you really think it's terrible?

Yes brother I do

This girl makes my peepee hard

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> Follow her at a safe distance
> Find out where she lives, eats, shits and works
> Stuff her into boot/trunk of car
> Use as sex slave/housewife/toy until bored
> Chop up body and feed to pet pig

>t. 5'4 indian poo in the loo shitskin

>approaching girls in public transports
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Unless you're a chad, women only allow chad to do this.