/britfeel/

I remember this one. I'm stunned it's still going, I guess people must be actually paying for it.
Another genuine non-porny one is EarthCam but all of those are purposefully set up.

Something about this site I find fascinating

This is absolutely fascinating. I'm scrolling through the site finding places I live/d near, but the pics are so blurry. Just makes me convinced it'd be easy to a criminal.

Really miss SCEA he was such a good lad.

insecam.org/en/view/807472/

LOLWUT, WHY IS THERE A CAMERA ON A HORSE?

reallifecam.com/en/view/28_8

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I think I even saw one aimed on a cat.

insecam.org/en/view/424361/
Keeeeeek

Also why captchas take so fucking long nowadays. 20 right ones and it still doesn't work

Did I miss the Boris address?

In case someone robs the horse? They're fucking spenny

This one I don't get at all

Think it was a mini one with one of his delegates.
Might get a message form borris' bunker tomorrw.

Really want to punt but regulars aren't seeing punters. Thai is the only available option but not really into Asians....

>Did I miss the Boris address?
yes who cares though

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I guess to see if the production line is functioning normally

quite sick of seeing all this "day 1 of isolation" "day 3 of isolation" shite as if sitting in your fucking house is unheard of

He's reddit incarnate

day six of isolation
we have run out of penguin biscuit bars
sent my apu to get more but he didn't return
coofghouls must have taken him
fearing the worst, needed that tenner
user out.

Day 1 of SO: (Self Isolation)

I ate breakfast at 7am, lunch at 1pm and dinner at 7pm.

Give me upvotes and likies please

The steak I cooked was amazing. The crisp edge and soft and pink inside. It was so delicous I couldn't believe it. Probably in my top 3 best meals I've ever cooked.
Paying that but more for a thicker steak makes a difference. Maybe rhe salting it and letting it reach room temp and then letting it rest post cooking too.
Cor what a feast.

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My mum keeps giving me tips to occupy my time.
She forgets I do nothing but sit at home getting stoned staring at my monitor.
youtube.com/watch?v=-gu3albgauw

>Day 1 of SO: (Self Isolation)
That'd be SI.
Up yer game lad, please.

but SI is taken. sports illustrated.

>He's reddit incarnate
how so? Patrick Stewart seems that

Erm, ye olde, yank out

I just had sex with my sister

She already caught me jerking off to her while she slept so no, fucking her is a naynay

Lucky sod. Wish I had a girl in the house I could shag when I felt like it.

He literally said he wants to shag his mum...

>She already caught me jerking off to her while she slept so no, fucking her is a naynay
Erm?

Yep, you are a SOS (Self Isolated Simp)

Day 7 of quarantined self isolation. Wanking and vidya have lost all appeal. Have already started developing an alarming tolerance to weed and alcohol. Seriously considering asking my burned out hippy neighbour if I can buy some of his acid.

who wants to show whos mum

Incest porn can lead you to believe that some stuff is possible when actually it isn't.

*sits in the corner shivering and sweating as sosij roll withdrawal sets in*

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>Yep, you are a SOS (Self Isolated Simp)
*hurrhurrhurrs*

Why ask him? Suck his ballies and dickies and he will let you take acid right out of his hairy arsehole :-D

You going to try massage her next?

She was drunk. It won't happen again

>Day 7
>wanking lost appeal

Pfft I was NEET for a year and haven't wanked so much in my life. I used to crank one out every couple of hours, I still have at least 3 a day.

Make yer own for fracshun o price.

>turns the heating up to make anons think they're feeling corona symptoms

really not understanding why anyone would spread rumours that i DONT like white chocolate when i DO, just in in SMALL amounts

Not him but, buy more beers.

i didnt know it was fucking TUESDAY lads
*goes straight to netflix to watch better call saul*

*Breaks into the britfeel medicine cupboard and drinks two litres of mango scented hand sanitiser*

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They also said you're shit at blowjobs. Fancy meeting up and proving them wrong?

Boris said owt today?

its a lock down you cunt

Should I go and get a beer lads? I'm worried I'll get told off for not buying something essential.

*laughs at you*
That was the sex cupboard you fool. You just gulped down poleys lube.

Come to mine then and spend the nest 3 weeks sucking me off. Simple as.

Not but I reckon in the next few days he'll announce a lockdown like Italy. People STILL aren't being compliant. Also someone please tell me why the fucking captchas take too long.

*coughs in britfeel towers air filtration system*

Interested to see what the shop staff say if I'm honest.
But do you really want to risk getting a nasty, life altering disease for some beer?

*watches as the monster chumba apu devours a pork pie laced with C4 and hits the detonator*
Rest in pieces you big green bastard

Get 8.
Also where you going? Think some supermarkets are doing 08:00-20:00

youtu.be/8B4guKLlbVU

*feels drunk off 4 beers*
This chink cough ain't too bad ya get me?

>gotta do a research review while working from home

Fuck me it's like being at university.

finished my modded za was pretty good

i might get a good 'go 'za

Going to have to cancel /sneakynightwalk/ this week. Helping fren look after his son. Friends a builder so obvs a key worker.
Silver lining, he can go join a shuffle queue and pick up some beers.
*tuts at you for not doing your work*

>za

Stop

Yes
Only got 2 quid lad, there's a paki shop around the corner that'll be open, but sometimes they don't come down to serve you.

>look after his son

Hahaha cucked.

Your country needs you.
youtu.be/0_O-ffWRtJo
Will YOU heed the call?

Ah. Well, get what you can afford eh. Hope it goes down well.
I got some cheap cobra earlier.

>volunteer to get infected with hong kong fluey

no

His wife got sent back to Nigeria and there's nobody to look after young jafamwai when my friend works. Can't expect him to go to my mates parents can you.

What does he mean by "normally hope" as opposed to just .. "hope"?

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my internet just went down for a few minutes then i thought it was all over, can you still play steam games and get your saved games with no internet?

>kid's brown too
c u c k e d

You went too far and now it isn't believable.

blitzin out some choons
youtube.com/watch?v=pNglc9DGIig