NEED URGENT HELP AND ADVICE

NEED URGENT HELP AND ADVICE.

Ok. So last night i got really fucking drunk like blackout level drunk and this morning when i came upstairs my parents told me that I have 24 hours to leave the house or they will be calling the police. When I asked why, they said that they can not have my toxic world views in the house anymore.

Apparently, after throwing up on the carpet in the basement, I came upstairs and was yelling about blacks, jews and women and now my 3 year old nephew is yelling NIGGER at the top of his lungs now.

My real question is can they legally do this during a pandemic? We are under a stay at home order from the government. I told them if they do that i will take legal action against them.

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Suck it up pussy. This is what you get for being a weak, degenerate retard.

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Stfu. Im not a poltard. I dont even go on that board. I need help

can't be evicted during corona-chan. You'll be fine

You sound like a pretty cool guy to me, OP.

>he says after shouting about minorities and women in a drunken stupor
Pack your bags, you skinhead fuck!

niggers, jews and women are scum. so you did nothing wrong.

OP you sound cool, your parents sound like complete retards though considering everything going on. You do have tenets rights, they can't just throw you out without going through an eviction process, which takes time. If they do through you out over this, depending on what state you're in you can stay with me, just pay rent.

If you are abandoned by them in this time, they are not family they are scumbags and deserve to die from corona.

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Supposedly covid-19 is capable of surviving on certain surfaces for up to 72 hours. You should purposely infect yourself and then mail things after you've coughed/sneezed on them to your house with overnight shipping and then post results

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Good for them, fucking die crying in the mud fuckhead.

This little number is for all of you pathetic, feckless Yas Forumstards in this thread.

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>This little number is for all of you pathetic, feckless Yas Forumstards in this thread.
But user, I am Socialist not very political.

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You hit post, you smirk a bit, knowing how much karma you're about to get for what you've just said. As a single teardrop cascades down your cheek, your wife cries Tyrone's name from the next room.

A national socialist perhaps.
Nice fanfic. When is chapter 2 coming out?

Whatever user, I am not the one antagonizing people.

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Everyone I replied to is antagonistic by nature, so I think everyone is square here.

I just feel bad for OP, don't care for his politics but he shouldn't be kicked out during this possible pandemic over stupid shit said when drunk. Family should always at least have open communication and either move on or forgive each other.

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>Posts people poltards make fun of
try harder

OP is an asshole, but I see your point. I just hate the idea of these knuckleheads being coddled and incubated even when behaving like reprehensible trash.
It seem you did not understand the message that picture conveys and how it directly counters your retort before you even made it. Try harder.

There were times when I was immersed in pol shit, not so much anymore as I am vehemently apolitical for the most part and a bit more, open minded or empathetic. However, I take your point, it is pretty awful to deal with someone who constantly talks like this or sets a bad example for children. Hopefully whatever happens they can learn to get along as a family, because family is important. Also maybe not being so extremist and maturing.

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First toast best coast

Toast is very helpful for hangovers.

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OP here. My parents shut off my access to the internet for a bit. I really dont see how they can legally kick me out. Its bullshit. I didnt even do anything that bad.

>Yas Forumstards seething
you've done it again r*ddit user

why do you think you said all those horrible things? is that really how you think or did you claim it was because you were drunk?

Yeah mostly but i usally hide my power levels. Im just tired of them taking all the jobs despite being less qualified people. I also just hate women because they are just vapid sluts, sick of them.

If they call the police, calm yourself down. When the police come, explain to them that your parents are lying to try to have you thrown out after coming out as gay to them. Have some tears in your eyes, don't sperg out, be polite with the cops. Tell them that you are comfortable to stay at home, but that you do have a friend you can go stay with if things heat up again. The cops will immediately take your side because they're all brainwashed and they'll probably tell your parents off for trying to throw you out during lockdown. After the police leave, tell your parents that they are going to shut the fuck up and learn to accept different views. People like them created the world that you know how to utilise to your advantage against them.

yeah you did mate, just talk to them about how it's shitty stuff you've learnt from the internet that you don't believe in. they'll help you get off this god forsaken site and let you continue living, probably. make it seem like a problem just a workable one.

>hide my power levels.
>>literally yelled nigger constantly
>being less qualified people
>>literally basement dwellor
>hate women because they are just vapid sluts
>>literally vapid mad virgin

Never go full redpill user. I'm also just now learning the effects from this. Just keep it to yourself no matter what. There is no more freedom of speech not without normies thinking you're bat shit crazy

If you are serious user, what state are you in, I would not mind to help. Just take accountability and apologize, it is that or living on the streets.

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You're human waste. You shouldn't worry this much about your life that has no value whatsoever anyway

Literally this, use any tactic possible, if you are being kicked out, fuck them steal everything and be sure to get your social security card, birth cert, drivers license and steal any jewerly. You may not be going back if they are like this, they sound crazy.

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This guy's gotta point, seems like you need to get a handle on your booze you know.

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I dont think i did anything wrong though. It was just drunken banter that i happen to believe. Normally i wouldnt say it outloud.

Will this work? I dont want people to think im gay though. The cops couldnt tell people right?

Says the guy posting on the garbage can board on the shithole of the internet. Everyone here has little to no value, at least try and be more empathetic.
Doesn't matter, technically its their house just apologize and act like you mean it if you have to, sometimes you gotta say things you don't want to or apologize even when you think you're right.

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Of course they won't, you fucking spastic. Your parents will be mortified as they realize their son just outplayed them.

If the police ask you if you want to make a witness report/statement, DO NOT DO THIS otherwise you'll get dragged into legal bullshit. If they offer you a card with a helpline or something, then do take that and thank them. You are not using the cops against your parents, you are simply using the political atmosphere against your parents if they think they can get the cops involved over a harmless drunken outburst.

>be OP
>live with parents
>also my toddler nephew is living with us
>somehow have enough money to spend on booze to get fucked up
>decide to get fucked up on Monday night for no reason at all
>despite the fact that I live with my parents and there's also a little kid in the house, I foresee no issues with this behavior
idk OP it seems like you made a lot of poor choices and need to face consequences for them. This is how you learn not to be a retard.

I can literally smell the reddit coming off of you

I like this strategy more than the apoligizing one because i didnt do anything wrong in the first place. Im just really nervous about the cops telling people around the town im gay, because im not. Im in a decent sized town but everyone knows each other here and i dont want the cops ruining my chances with the ladies by telling them im gay. I just dont wanna get evicted.

What a dumb fucking question OP, you don't matter anymore, hope you get executed

I dont see what the big issue is. Alot of people get fucked up on mondays. Were in a lock down scenario.

>Alot of people get fucked up on mondays
No, not "a lot of people", just losers with no job and irresponsible people. And bums. Which OP is about to become now, good thing he already has practice spending the day drinking and then raving incoherently at people.

What are you talking about? The bars are jam packed on mondays and on all the tv shows people are doing it too. Im OP and usually i get fucked up mondays

>at least try and be more empathetic
>gets drunk at parents house "FUCK NIGGERS FUCK WOMEN FUCK JEWS"
>How do I force my parents to keep me

You are not worth anything, please die

Bars are closed due to quarantine. You weren't at a bar yesterday.

Not yesterday. Im just saying in general normal everyday life

Lol sounds like you deserve it retard, time to get a job.

>all the tv shows people are doing it too
This is how I know you're LARPing

Im not larping. I have a picture of the puke stain

Nobody I work with goes bar crawling on a Monday night. Friday, yeah, maybe Thursday if they're taking Friday off. Not Monday. You can't get fucked up Monday night and then come into work late or hungover. I maintain the people doing this are losers with little or no responsibility, so people like you.

Also how do you even afford to go to bars regularly with no job? Do you mooch money off your parents to get piss drunk?

Yes, getting thrown out now would be very problematic, possibly deadly. He should have a place to stay at least for now. Hopefully OP can change his ways and come to an understanding with his family.

>Yas Forums bad!
>discord good!

It massively depends on where you live. In the city I used to live in mondays were like you say, lots of bars had really cheap specials on and free live music so they would be packed. But in the city I live in now mondays are actually just dead, nobody goes out and bars don't have music on. Lots of bars don't even open on mondays it seems. I hate this city.

Well i dont go to the bars really. I mostly just steal alcohol from my dads cabinet and then replace what i drink with water. It dilutes the alcohol but they dont really seem to notice. Ive done it for 5ish years now. Beer they dont care about. I buy some cheap 24 packs with money i get from mowing lawns or shoveling snow for people.

There are a lot of packed bars where i live. Everyone is getting fucked up mondays

Right I am starting to not sympathize with him anymore, he seems like a spoiled fag.

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No I hope you die in agony from corona faggot.

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i wouldnt want you in my house either
you sound like a fucking moron

>I mostly just steal alcohol from my dads cabinet and then replace what i drink with water
You're a real piece of shit.

Then what the fuck was the point of bringing up bars in the first place? You're stealing your dad's liquor to get drunk without paying rent, if it were my house you'd be out on the street just for that.

Catch syphilis and die you absolute fucking disgrace.

Lmao fuckin got em

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At least I'll die with my family liking me