/britfeel/

The first of many lockdown wanks edition

Attached: britfeel march.jpg (3877x2823, 1.61M)

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/weatherfu/psd
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

OP needs updating to shutter the shops.
If anyone has the master pdf i'll do it.

I sleep on my dad's sofa in a 1 bedroom flat, no wanks for me.

Need some essential beer today, ffs.

It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine

Attached: 1579908974722.png (949x474, 151.68K)

cant wait for corona chan to ride us of all old people

Had to go to town for food and meds, very empty and the people that are there are tetchy. Also pharmacies make you stand 2m apart.

I don't know how to do it, but I do know where they're located. Mentioned it yesterday hoping he'd see but don't think he did so, github.com/weatherfu/psd

>cant wait for corona chan to ride us
uwu

just think of how many times your dad jerked off on this sofa

Check your local news outlet to see if any pubs are giving away free beer.

debating whether to order 24 cans of coke for 20 quid on amazon

None, smartarse. It's new, he sold the old one and bought a pull out sofa when I moved in.

I'm sorry that lockdown is making you seethe so much user. You just need to learn to let go.

Which is bloody ironic to be fair

stop drinking sugar water you retard

kek been singing this to myself all week, considering putting my speakers against the window and blasting it for the whole street to hear

that's a mental fucking rip off
I got 60 cans of rubicon for 7 quid from farmfoods

someone is spreading rumours that i DONT like white chocolate
for the record i DO like it, just in SMALL amounts

going to go play doom for 16 hours and then maybe some phantasy star online 2

Attached: 58658376.png (657x527, 22.41K)

>rubicon
based god tier drink lad well done. considering buying myself some mirinda off t'internet too, literally can't find it anywhere aside from one takeout

not such thing as white chocolate

Why have you started posting again Ian?

imagine if foot and mouth came back in the middle of all this haha we'd be rite fucked lol

yes there is mate, some of it is brown, some black, and some white.

that's alright pal, I believe you.
kinder bueno white is the GOAT choccie

no such thing as white culture

Streets are filled with talk of a purge.
Troubling times indeed me lads

brb gonna go rape sum bitches

gonna have to disagree with you there lad, I bought a white one by accident once and it sucked

>pdf
Oh dear... I wouldn't trust you with any sort of image manipulation mate... fucking embarrassing

white """""""""""""chocolate""""""""""" is just fat, sugar and artificial flavoring

>I don't wanna die
>but I ain't keen on living either

Robbie Williams has some good lyrics to be honest. And good guitar tracks. Underrated

Not him but thanks, I'll have a go at an OP pic myself, got nowt else to do. I'll also consider any Apu pic requests

Attached: q7wyiip5cxw01.jpg (819x827, 67.88K)

how else am i going to read the source code for the image?

so the same as regular none expensive chocolate then?
got it

Really? Where is this lad. I can see something going down somewhere but on which magnitude I cannot say.
If there is any form of societal or political shift then I'm off to a WW2 bunker

White chocolate is an established term so there such as thing as white chocolate, the argument is that it doesn't contain solid cocoa.
>flavoring
FOY

So you're saying that because it's white it's not good? Based user dismantling shite supremacist theory

>Harvey Weinstein Tests Positive for Coronavirus in Prison

Done us a new Op image to reflect the current situation

Attached: bleakfeel.png (1920x1034, 5.76K)

That's a poor rip-off of Paul Robeson's Ol' Man River
>I'm tired of livin'
>And scared of dying'
>But ol' man river
>He just keeps rolling along

Who wants to have a kick about in the park then? I'll be there in 10 minutes, someone bring a pump x

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

Army on the STREETS!!!!

Attached: 26333540-8146167-image-a-25_1585041474981.jpg (962x641, 143.51K)

Lying swine would say anything for a bit of sympathy

>he argument is that it doesn't contain solid cocoa
>lindor assorted
>milk chocolate: cocoa solids 32%
>white chocolate: cocoa solids 30%
hmm

i'll bring my scottish friend

Not really a rip off is it. The sentiment echoed in both sets of lyrics isn't particularly niche

ill bring a "pump" alright

/Bleakfeel/ love it

Do apu delivering some food parcels to a old pepe that has been isolated for 12 weeks.

> reverse image search
> 0 results
well shit, landaners not got their walking licenses?

He'll "die" from corona and end up on the same island as ol' Epsty boi.

strong Children of Men vibes here

Don't worry lads, the world is round, we'll never get to the end of it. Just keep walking bro.

all you had to do was look at big ben to know its new

hearing reports that britnormie has an absolutely cracking larp lined up for later today. really good stuff, one of his top ten he assures

Guess not mate. Robbie Williams is still shit

Children of Men? You mean 28 days later
Pretty sure they filmed a scene in that very spot

think ill have a beer to fight the boredom

Any steam lad on and want to play something?

Mummy just rang saying "at asda you want anything?"
Yeah, pay attention to what I bloody say.

I wish I was like all of yous lads. Wish I had no responsibility and nothing to do but I've got to do my disser fucking tation that I have zero motivation to do.

still need food to eat m8

The world isn't perfectly round. It's an irregular sphere

nobody cares about your dissertation. kys

Surely your uni has postponed courses now

I got that text from the government just now

*puts up dukes*
yo...i dint hear no bell...

worst thing about this board is how contrarian you all are. no in these times no one has need for a takeaway. its not fucking essential.

Unis have switched to online classes.

At least you've got an excuse for only using online sources now lad

You're right. I don't even fucking care about it lad.

It's only been postponed by 5 working days wahey!

ITS FOOD YOU DAFT CUNT

YOU'RE an irregular sphere!!

Food isn't essential?

Wondered where the government got our numbers from. On their website it says "This has been made possible thanks to the cooperation of mobile phone operators. "

Will I get arrested if I pop out to the paki shop for a packet of flamin' hot monster munch?

>*sips bottle of Huel*
>Ahhhh, takes me back. You contrarians don't know what's essential, heh.

>I got that text from the government just now
whats it say

>TAKEAWAYS FOOKIN HUMAN RIGHT
watch out lads the contrarian fat chumba seethers are out in force.

>tfw no government text
>no text from the nhs or doctor surgery
>am high risk
Literally nobody cares about me.

Managed to find some bread and sugar, it's a bloody miracle lads. Praise Warbies and Silver Spoon.