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everyone locked in and a little bit scared innit

Think we'll have a thread on Yas Forums, Yas Forums AND Yas Forums actually.

the worst part about this is how easy and submissive people gave up all their personal freedoms

>It's a 24/7 call centre so I can call them whenever
Oh is that how call centres work is it, weird how you forgot that when asking us something which should've been cleared up with said 'whenever' call.

Where's that lad that picked his bro up from mcdonalds late shift?
We should get him to get his bro to nick some double sausage and egg mcmuffins for us.

dont engage him lad. that paki cunt always derails everything

l know lad. Wish people were rioting about Greggs being shut

Ebin being unable to have a McDonald's (which he has every single day) on his birthday is what is doing this. It's our fault that McDonald's closed so this general must suffer as a result of it.

People will be expecting them back though

This

People are expecting it to be short term. Once they start seeing this will go until a vaccine, riots start

we arent gonna get them back lad im telling you, different user

Well much like Poley's "uncaged" persona, Ebin's "end game" is turning out to be a damp squib.

I think this time, the banks should bail everyone else out.

*shits self*

This could be you!
youtube.com/watch?v=CMmsscVN-js

I like Ebin.
He was trying to stick to the plan on the radio before zoomerfag blurted out about cunny. That just left 3 min of moni awkwardly explaining.
Boring.

this desu. This is the governments plan of keeping everyone indoors forever finally brung to fruition

She's made a full recovery, keep up, next.

She was discharged earlier

*stumbIes off to bed muttering LOCKDow,n*

Yeah Moni's best friend Ebin is based.

Is moni the one that referred to children as "cunnies" at an arcade? Why is ebin associating with people who use pedo slang?

If that was me I'd be in the toilet staring at a full length mirror masturbating.

Point is when the hospitals are full, people like her would not survive.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zqh1yxgUnlU

HAMUDI HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD. REJOICE! THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

She's one of the lucky ones. Many won't survive.

The best bit of the radio was when Poley said that Ebin wasn't autistic.

is it safe to go down shop for some tins?

I am 22 today lads

If I'm working from home do I still need to work my normal hours or what? Do I have to get 37 hours of work in?

Happy birthday lad. Hope you survive the corona.

I am gay today lads

is it a weekly thing for you or do you just feel really homo?

l am based today lads

Just started feeling really flamboyant and homosexual the second clock struck midnight

Jesus Christ I am in a bad way lads, I sat down earlier and really struggled to get back up. It's mad how quickly you can get like that, I was in a real physically demanding job 4 months ago.
I'm doing press ups every night now, first night I did 10, then 20 and today I did 30 and it was a real struggle.

Happy Birthday old man

I am a nonce today lads

I was gay once. Didnt enjoy it and now Im asexual.

youtube.com/watch?v=sS6O7Yp5xmg

thoughts? would you adopt the normie life, working in the big city, tech company, free lunches, quirky office, macs, ubers.

Uhh my ribs hurt so much

Remember when this is how people lived?
Crazy to think they used to share spaces with strangers.

I do want a better job and a software engineer does look good. it's a pity that software engineering is difficult.

Hello friend. God, that's always been lame, hasn't it? Sorry I never came up with a better name for you. And again, I don't even have a name. Just a guy trying to play God without permission. This whole time, I thought changing the world was something you did. An act you perform, something you fought for. I don't know if that's true anymore. What if changing the world was just about being here, by showing up no matter how many times we get told we don't belong, by staying true even when we're shamed into being false, by believing in ourselves even when we're told we're too different. And if we all held on to that, if we refuse to budge and fall in line, if we stood our ground for long enough, just maybe... the world can't help but change around us. Even though we'll be gone, it's like Mr. Robot said. We'll always be a part of Elliot Alderson. And we'll be the best part, because we're the part that always showed up. We're the part that stayed. We're the part that changed him. And who wouldn't be proud of that?

>would you adopt the normie life, working in the big city, tech company, free lunches, quirky office, macs, ubers.
"no"

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bedtime is 1am, wake up time is 6:30 am

I've done all that, here and in America. It's exciting at first but ultimately very unfulfilling because you realise that all you do is work, and you aren't even building something you own.

youtu.be/ST2H8FWDvEA
youtube.com/watch?v=LlJIwTd9fqI
Play these together. So good.

>tfw want to earn some money for a new graphics card and a switch but now I look I can't find a job, and it would be irresponsible to go outside anyway
kill me. I think this is the first time I've ever actually wanted to be a wagie.

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when is 28 Months Later out?

>irresponsible
It would be illegal.

going to work is still legal bb

Just a reminder
An italy town tested everyone and 9 in 10 positive cases were asymptomatic

>asymptomatic
in English doctor

Try reading the post next time bb

That's the simplest word to work out

NOO IT'S JUST A CONSPIRACY THE GOVERNMENT WANT OUR FREEDOMS INNIT THEY WANT TO LOCK US INDOORS FOR EVER
>why
>.....

I'm done with you illiterate faggots

lf they dont even have symptoms does the virus even exist?

>literally can't read
He's not going to work. He's looking for work.
Go and get corona.

>imagine being this retarded
Must be a struggle, mate

nothing different there lad, just the chances are slightly higher now

It has to be worse than they're letting on.
They can't be doing all this just to stop a few hundred thousand old fogies dying.

is art important in your life lids?

i ask because a song just made me really emotional and it made me realise how much meaning it brings to my life.

>a song just made me really emotional
poof

Fuck it I'm going for a walk tomorrow. This entire virus is bollocks anyway and well over 99% of deaths have been old people with illnesses