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image needs updating, it's all shut lad

cinnamon rolls. tried a different recipe this time, very pleased with the results. dipping them back in the cinnamon sugar, no icing like there was on my previous attempts.

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Fuck eating anyway
Don't need food it's overrated

any lads get their final Maccies orders in? My Maccies swansong is: Large Big Mac meal with fries and fanta, double cheeseburger, and 20 chicken mcnuggets

unfortunately the talented lad that made them left ages ago and nobody wants to try making new ones and even when someone does make something new they just get shouted at

phwoar those look lovely lad

i didnt bother going, not about to push my way through a packed branch of mcdonalds just for some nuggs

cheers lad, my last batch were really awful

4 double cheeseburgers, 4 large fries, a coffee and a mcflurry for starters

they look ace, recipe?

Is Gregg's still open though?

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i will never understand why people like mountains of maccies chips, they're terrible

Gonna go to the shop. Hope they still have strongbow

yep, got a steak bake from my local about an hour ago

Any lads volunteering in the country's hour of need? Beats stickin indoors innit

sorry i meant 2 large froes not 4

nah I think i'd rather not get infected tbqh

bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/cinnamon_buns_10634
they take a while but its worth it

Who cares lad? You're fit and healthy aren't you? Just walk it off.

i wouldn't volunteer at the best of times, i'm certainly not going to put myself at any more risk now, not for this country, not in its current state

Well, I see what you mean but might be the time to rise to the occasion or that's what I think anyway. Times are hard, we need that Blitz Spirit.

Preparation time

1-2 hours

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Shan't be going in myself lad, put an oder on UberEats

well most of it is leaving the dough to rise on its own so you can go off and do other stuff

What's a good 3rd date idea? Was gunna invite her round mine to have chinese and watch a film. Try and buy some wine, so I am less incel in terms of awkwardness.

Can any chadanons help? If that user who has had 28 first dates is on, I'd need some advice from him.

what are froes lad? :^)

That was one of my larps, sorry lad you're on your own

just fuck her lad, 3rd date is more than enough time for her to figure out if youre compatible

Just stuff her full of your nob lad. If you're not sure she'll take to it, pop your sausage in a stuffed crust of a pizza then surprise her with it.

/ourtalented anons/ left us, is correct. Pic related is proof of that

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>What's a good 3rd date idea?
pounding her vag?

just bloody well nob 'er lad, it's the end of the fucking world what are you waiting for

he could have at least uploaded the .psd files to make it easier to make edits

cooI, i'm gonna take a quick shit

he's a selfish infantile weeb pedo so no surprises there

were you the creator of the absolutely awful one, looked a bit like it had been made in ms paint, had sophie turner and some other slag firing lasers at each other?

>cleaners come to my houseshare to cleanup after the disgusting romanians
>demand that I return to my room due to "social distancing"
>have to stop all my food and wait for them to leave
That's right, the 2 cleaners that are literally working together within touching distance of each other want me to move away from them due to social distancing. Unironically fuck humanity, it's full of NPC monkeys absolutely sick of this fucking stupidity.

>So get drunk
>Get off with her
>Then make a move on her
>Then no longer be incel

I'm still scared of sex being an older virgin. I think I'd rather go for foreplay and eat her out and if it leads to sex so be it. I don't mind if I don't get off. I've never done more than oral before and even then it was only once.

nah sorry lad, was talking about my baking i dont make edits. though if i did it wouldnt be of sophie turner

Think 1 of/our gang/ has it on his github site. In fact I am certain he had it on because I got all my images for the threads from it, but didn't download the .psd thingy.

twitter.com/stillgray/status/1241863117505581056?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Yeah because they are already working together you thick idiot. No wonder you live in a shit houseshare

just saw a corona patient, looked like death

1st for big massive spliffers

Oh in that case you just ignore my seething lad. Crack on with your baking, seems like a very wholesome hobby

1st for Big massive spIiffs

1st for big massive spIiffers

FELICITA!
LALA LA LOUX ROUGE LA LA FELICITA!
CHEEKY CHIKITA!

just had a massive wank lads, wad alright, maybe a 7/10 not my best

>Yeah because they are already working together
So they've already defeated the point of "social distancing" and yet still think it should be enforced on others. People like you and them who listen to this fucking retarded government are the reason we have all this stupidity. "bbb buh the government said it" You want to listen to these mong fucks who have done fuck all until it's too late despite knowing in advance to try and stop the chaos? The government does not give a shit about anyone, nobody should listen to their advice, especially the absolute insanity that is "social distancing"

eating her out just makes for awkwardness because youll never be able to do it right the first time. go straight to sex and dont back out. get her to be on top, you do the least work so youll be less worried about fucking it up.
its easy to transition from getting off to having sex if you start taking her clothes off early on.

Argh, queens land is closing its border. THAT'S US
youtube.com/watch?v=iLrT9tGtYTI

APPARENTLY America just got martial law enforced in some states KEK

kekking if true la