ITT: First boner
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Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
i always wished the goddess aphrodite would take pity on horny little me and appear in all her feminine splendor and teach me the ways of carnal pleasure. now im just an old coomer.
ME TOO!
But a bit after that when Kong hand washes her
peak Connelly
Shania twain that don't impressuh me much
Biel
>Female pred
P L E B
Here's mine.
jessica rabbit
Distinctly remember inexplicably humping the floor/pillow while watching some old horror movie about a disembodied hand groping a naked woman or something when I was like 4, never been able to find it.
No, it wasn't fucking Idle Hands. Could have been black and white even, not sure.
my mom's bra shopping magazines.
M..munsters?
plox
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>chocolate milk
you don't say
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>tfw dad takes you to see Rob Roy
>tfw you have no context for the sex scene because you really don't understand what's going on
>tfw all you know is he's hitting it from behind and that sounds awesome
I thought it was anal because I didn't really understand women's anatomy, and began a lifetime of fucking women in the ass.
god i'd lick the dog shit from her boot heel
that scene in the titanic
Adam's had the hand, not Munsters. And besides, Thing never groped a naked chick's tits in the original at least so I'm gonna say probably not.
of course you would
am i suppose to think shes attractive?
one of my favorite movies
jesus I fucked that screenshot up
Star Search with a shitty antenna
lmao
You definitely post on /asp/.
Shes a little dark, but im a little native American so its a gain/gain
Some voodoo movie from the 80s where a woman was killing a chicken.
I had to look up what that was.
Alternative sports & wrestling?
croplet extended screen user ;p
what the ... I downloaded this pic about an hour ago, it's the same bag
I’m ashamed that it was the first and last time I jerked it to futa. I was 12.
kek I'll try harder in future
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I remember my moms cleaning the house as a kid. And there was this one instance where I would sit myself at the bottom of the stairs and pretend my hands were tied behind my back. I soaked a sponge, put it on my belly and pretend I was a captive. It got me rockhard. That was my first boner as far as I can remember. Later, with the kids in my neighbourhood, when we played games, I would always pretend to be a captive.
To this day, I haven't been able to pinpoint the origin of why this got me excited. I think it was cartoons. Some girls are very much open to this, probably because they watched the same cartoons. It's a theory I have.
t. fag
first wank
what did they mean by this?
Either this scene from Captain Ron or Hocus Pocus tits.
>haha guys look at what a freak am I am, am I cool yet?
"no"
checked
and your pic is completely new to me. great shot
The only correct answer
For me, its Caroline Munro
bonus
The Hand starring My Cocaine?
It was a very good year...
>I didn't really understand women's anatomy, and began a lifetime of fucking women in the ass.
kek, you got tricked into taking the gaypill
The way she dances is hypnotic
this is still amazing
Holy fucking shit. First time i felt my wang twitch also. We are old. Never thought anyone else would share this experience.
Lots of dream on tiddies from my childhood and scrambled porn channels.
To this day I'm still attracted to skinny horse-faced art hoe types
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Afraid it was the Benny Hill Show for me.
Managed to make it to London some years later and have a pic of me and Benny's wax dummy at Madame Tussaud's.
No one will ever understand the significance that pic has for me.
As an 8 year old boy I caught this movie on TV when I was home alone. Maddona was this rebel who just gets out of prison in the movie. Her personality is very authoritative and sexy. I knew I was a cuck from that day. I came.
Nice!
Jonesing for the adrenochrome!
Don't you worry sugar. I've got a fresh batch straight outta Ukraine cuz I'm so handsome.
The Spice Channel
this
>that one week every year during the summer when cinemax and Showtime were free
I dont remember how old I was, I dont remember if I knew what sex was, I just knew watching Cell absorb 18 made me feel good
Winnie
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Not my first boner but that flash video of this on newgrounds might be the first rule34 I ever saw
I discovered a weird artifact of this scrambling; Any time the camera went underwater (not that it happened a lot), the picture would INSTANTLY clear up. Like, it was instantly and 100% unscrambled, any time they'd filmed underwater.
Definitely this. It also came out at the same time as the S.O.S. video by Motley Crue and they still showed David Lee Roth's Just a Gigolo at that time. The late 80's had so many hot chicks on MTV. I can't say if these provoked my first boner, but I know my parents didn't want me watching MTV because of all of the half naked girls.
The very first instance of this was in the 80's when they introduced the Playboy channel. It was channel 99 on cable boxes. I got it to come through perfectly clear one time, except my Mom was in the next room and when I heard her walking towards, i had to change it.
When I was like six years old I used to watch Benny Hill with my dad. My mom didn't like it.
frens I don't know if anyone else can corroborate this but I believe I can see her pusy
Seeing the trailer for this at the local kinoplex. Also this.
Good to be reminded that Yas Forums really does flood this board. Kys
not pusy, not pink enough
Is this what girls do when they dont have a bidet?
She truly is.
whats this from
This is the first one I remember masturbating to, anyways. It probably explains how some of my fetishes developed too, now that I think about it...
Teen Steam
Funny enough the first porno I ever watched was a parody of that film (never actually watched the real thing).
I wish I could find my parents’ old VHS tape of it.
I used to steal my older sisters vhs copy and whack off
Holy shit what was this from again?
I think this was one of the first hentai pics I ever saw.
Used to watch Wild On on E! back in the day. Brooke Burke fueled so many boners.
>>haha guys look at what a freak am I am, am I cool yet?
>"no"
Pic related did a good job fucking me up sexually
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This fucking episode was giving me weird 10yr old boners every time someone was forced to transform from the ray. I was doomed from the fucking start man
You should check her IG. She's been posting a ton of videos of her working out in tight clothes.
My dad had her playboy issue back in the day. Oh yeah baby
Still spank it to this all the time now.
Jeez did I dump loads to her...
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For me, it was The Witch
So did they know pedos would be buying this or was that just a happy accident for them?
holy shit I found it lol
>half naked girls
half clothed women user. it's 2020
She was the first girl I wanted to kiss, seeing as I was too young to know what sex was but I still wanted her on top of me naked.
I don't remember my first boner, but I do remember the first time I ever coomed. I don't know how or why, but I stumbled across pictures of the premiere of School of Rock and saw a set of photos of Anne Hathaway in this see through dress. I didn't know what I was doing, but I started touching myself. Before I knew it, I was cooming and it freaked me out. I thought there was something wrong with me, but I was afraid to tell my parents because I might have to tell them what I was doing.
The first guy is so bad at fucking, how did ever get onto a porn set.
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Was better in requiem
Right show, wrong character
The 90's to early 2000's were fuckin wild. Did they tell the actresses to not wear bras or what?
Based mommy gf connoisseur
She's sex on two legs and she knows it which just amplified it.
Al had a nice house, a smokin hot wife and a stable job. I don't even have any of those.
The lesbian scene is pure kino and made me into a lesbian fetishist tbqh
No - you're supposed to realize you're gay.
Don't get me wrong. I loved Peg too.
There was Amber who Bud dated, I believe she was Nancy's niece. She was always braless, like every lady on this show.
I can't pin point the first one exactly but I remember this was an early example of me being turned on by something.
The only time either of those women has ever been attractive.
Diaz has had her moments.
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I only just found like yesterday that she was in Child's Play 2. I've seen that film a bunch of times and I never noticed.
Also she looked great in a nurse outfit in American Werewolf
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Oh fuck yes.
Same
I wish there was compilations of benny's angels in good quality somewhere.
I have found my brothers.
Good God, even her feet are perfect.
Fucking based.
that late show where girls flashing on parties
*steel drum music starts playing*
Dont google what she looks like in 2020
For some reason my friends mom thought it would be a good idea to watch this with 2 12 year olds. So naturally i sat at the far end of the couch and slowly rubbed one out under a pillow next to my buddies ugly clueless mom.
Came here to post her. Exceptional tastes.
I've already posted mine, but this thread has me feeling nostalgic. I used to steal my sister's Mean Girls DVD after school and beat off to this scene.
>Oh, wait, it's Lent. I swore off girls.
My thing for milfs started here
She knew and was wanting you to do that by putting that movie on.
First and last boner
This
hello brother
one day we will find our mommy gfs
What's wrong with her right tittie? What's hanging off the bottom?
It's a flash "game" called lesbian wrestling. It was the first thing I clicked when I dared go onto the adult games section on funny-base.com for the first time.
Not my first boner but when she was in Holes as a stern angry mommy in tight jeans it began my fetish for thicc stern mommy doms.
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Half the shit this woman did in the first 10 or so seasons made my dick hard, especially the time she seduced that band member and when she had that fake relationship with Bart.
Yummm
he'll yeah borthers
What's this from?
my first boner was when i was lying in bed with the lights off and then i realized how good it felt to rub it against the sheet
i kept rubbing it and then i had a dry orgasm, probably because i was too young yet to ejaculate
the sex scene from double impact
it was the first tits i've ever seen on the screen
i'll never forget it
I seriously wish I was joking.
I used to whack it to my Stepmom. When she wasn't around I would take her silk panties out of her lingerie drawer and wear them on my head. Good times.
hello based department?
When uncle Philip came round that time for christmas
the first tits i ever saw was some weird movie where a bunch of naked girls were walking around with nothing on but those beauty contest sashes on the beach, i was in the 1st grade and i was just entranced by what i was watching, my parents came in and laughed and took the remote away
Anyway if anyone can tell me what this movie was you'll win the internet. I never found out.
This bitch of a witch, especially when she was dominating those two boys.
Not too bad. I used to put enemy health on Goldeneye 64 to a thousand because I got off on the moans when they got shot.
>Prime Salma
It should be illegal to look that good.
>not wilt chamberlain bucko
my parents let me watch this one because it wasn't as bloody as the first one and is was rated PG. I now like cougars and violence towards women (see end fight of Conan the Destroyer).
ZOOM
ENHANCE!
also if it helps that was probably around 1993
Was Shannon Tweed involved?
lol dude i have no idea i was like 7
More details amount of girls hairstyles colors anything
Maybe you guys can help me identify my forgotten movie. It was one of those softcore films on USA UP! All Night or something similar.
The premise was about outlaw women getting revenge on the Bounty Hunter that had put them behind bars in the past. The Bounty Hunter looked like crocodile Dundee a little iirc. The women capture him and argue over who gets to kill him, so they compete amongst themselves to strip and see who can give him an erection, the winner of the contest being granted the kill, of course.
probably like early 90s girl hairstyles, i remember like a bunch of them (9 or more) walking around topless with sashes and i think it was the end of the movie
The first topless scene I remember watching
That's an absolutely hilariously gratuitous premise. I wish they still made movies like that.
probably this or some porn mag I found in the woods. However I have very strong memories of jenna von oy's bubble butt in this scene.
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and Melissa Joan Harts phat dumper on Sabrina
Same for me. Nothing like hot witches.
Was there some kind of hostage or terrorist situation at a beauty pageant?
i don't think so, it felt more like a stupid comedy
kino boner
Gib bunny pusy
last?
fucking normie
The scene where Demi Moore force-sucks Douglas' cock and then rapes him in the office. Left me confused for weeks.
This was in 1994 or thereabouts, cable in the hotel room when parents were out. I've had a (mild) femdom fetish ever since.
Are you by any chance a demented gurofag nowadays?
Her affair with Bart was absolute boner fuel. Patrician taste, mate
She has an undeniable sexy voice. The smoking and being a cartoon character are definite turnoffs, but otherwise I'm a big fan.
>smoking
>turn off
Fag
you sunk my battleshit
I loved Benny, and while everyone talked up Sue Upton, my absolute favorite Hill's Angel was Louise English.
I forgot about this scene. you are a true coomscholar.
wtf is that line going up diagonally to her tit?
an invisible arm about to grab some boob?
>breathing in smoke
>deactivate
Gay man
>nigger
nigger
her leg, crossed, and her knee.
>man of african descent
Unga
Heather Thomas
Why is she so fucking perfect.
>not overfiend
dis nigga knows whats up
>mfw groove really is in the heart
I had a crush on her when I was like 14. She aged well.
No Pam itt?
The ending where the princess asks Conan to stay by her side and he tells her, “I’ll have my own army, my own kingdom, and my own queen”.
Based chad Conan
If only you knew, user...
I was 13 when i watched the mask at the cinema.
i have always lusted after blondes after this.
I actually popped a boner at this thread
Seriously get rid of your hemorrhoids, you'll regain erictile function immediatly
yes. channel 73 was the spice channel, and channel 69 was the playboy channel. the audio generally came in okay but oh man when a tit got flashed on screen, the excitement i got was unreal.
I was doomed for masochism since I was ~8
She always looked like she needed a good fuck but she couldn't get it. If he wanted to, Shredder could tear her apart any time.
You have outstanding taste, user.
My first love was him
Erotic thriller is such a 90s thing. I miss it.Basic Instinct was, like, an event.
Douglas, Stone and Moore should've done some kind of All-Star movie to top of the decade.
i literally thought she was white the first few times i saw this (blacks are rare here). just a nigger trying to look white
This isnt machochism
Wheres the wips nippleclamps, hogbench, and watersport
for me it was Aracely Gonzalez
back in the 80s people still understood biology
Same
>"and now, in a very special episode..."
True lies Jamie Curtis. To this day I ask every gf to wear lacy back underwear for me.
It really surprised me when I found out it was a meme on here that she was hideous in that scene,
not even kidding
Yes, Steve Guttenberg was quite cute back in the day.
Perhaps the groove was the friends we made along the way
Couldn't find it on youtube but the bathtub scene in mimic. I was maybe 6 or 7.
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What movie?
>So naturally i sat at the far end of the couch
Imagine being such a faggot you gotta convince your internet buddies you wouldn't fuck ugly women.
She gets naked in an episode of Red Shoe Diaries
> What say you, Guthrie, that user can‘t tell arse from quim?
> I heard that many anons have that same difficulty.
What movie is this?
>Watching "Bedazzled," I was reminded of the ancient newspaper legend about the reporter sent to cover the Johnstown Flood. "God stood on a mountain top," he wrote, "and saw what his flood waters had wrought." His editor cabled back: Forget flood. Interview God. Why was I remembering this old story? Because, in the new comedy "Bedazzled," Brendan Fraser falls in love with Frances O'Connor and, to win her, sells his soul to the devil, who is played by Elizabeth Hurley. Forget girl, I'm thinking. Seduce Satan.
sink*
That would've been clever.
i wish i was joking, and i can only get off to images of dead woman, wtf is wrong with me?
enjoy your ride in the party van you sick fuck
Would you believe if I told you I didn't grow up to be a furry?
stealth wanks aren't a thing everyone can smell your cock and precum
>pics zoomers will never understand
good choice. Macaw is awesome.
If you’re a dirty nigger who doesn’t shower maybe.. Disgusting..
no even with a clean cock. Humans are fine tuned to smelling arousal. Precum is a very strong smell.
Biel
No, it isn't
You must be incredibly dirty and disgusting if you can't tug on your wiener without it reeking everywhere. Learn some basic hygiene, you nasty fuck.
Bases Kabel1 Poster. Also redpilled.
Also the only movie where I thought she was hot.
Reminder, you can’t smell your own cum but others can
...
Yes. Based young & dumb pointing out the obvious
Ridiculously fake titties. No wonder Bruce Willis divorced her.