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Chumba wumbas on suicide watch after McDonald's closes edition

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yes MREs are coming!
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I ask ya again

How I'd Lee Anthony Hoyland doing in these trying times, lads? Haven't seen an update. Hoping he isn't sucking Keyring's cock for sustenance while. JONATHAN HAGUE watches.
Na night, pals, see ya in September.

first for CHOOOOONS
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Anyone seen mi pal round ere like?

>mcdonalds closing right at the time the creme egg mcflurry was due to come out
DAMN YOU CORONA CHAN

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Been effectively social isolating for a few years. Im actually buzzin for coronavirus Ive been living healthily for 3 weeks. The precarious nature of the whole scenario has killed my drive to be a degenerate. Im scared I may very well become a normie by the end of it all but I welcome it.

how old is this girl? she seems like a right ho

Swear god lads if Pizza Hut shuts down before my birthday too im starting a fucking riot

woke up from a nap before and felt starving, then fell asleep again for an immediate 2nd nap, now ive woken up and im not hungry at all and i didnt eat during my 2nd nap, was i force fed whilst napping?

The browns own the government now. Takeaways will be delivering pizzas till this is long over.

maccies shut? good maybe you can lose some wait you fat fuck. remember if this turns fucking dystopian "the road", i am coming for you HHL, im gonna claim you as my trophy and i will eat you

what does it mean when I fap to gay porn occasionally. i never want to do anything with a man sexually

Big spliffs
That's the way I roll
Big spliffs
Your mums on the dole

Yes its a mix of shame, depression, your body crying out for real human contact. Your brain can tell the difference between a wank and human contact sex.

Stop watching porn, live a shame free life else be doomed to operate suboptimally forever

yeah most times. i usually chuckle it off

might even go out for a midnight bike ride this week and see just how dead things are

Just about to coom myself what foul pervisions are you drawn to?

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Which 1, there's 2 of them. Guessing both have the word teen in their age. 17/18 at a push

The phrase 'as soon as its safe' etc is getting spookier by the day

Big spliffs
I've got big goals
Big spliffs
You've got no soul

I am really looking forward to seeing how he reacts.

no mate never seen that one
looked it up and it is black summer
it's only for one episode

l think Lauren is 19/20. Great arse but dull as dishwater

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I was thinking that last night when I was wanking to gilf porn. I used to be a lot worse though to be fair, it used to be tranny porn. Slowly becoming less degenerate, gonna just wank to lezzers and solo videos from now on.

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*jumps about*

normals on facebook are fishing for likes by saying they havent been outside on a nice day, fucking amateurs ive been doing that for years and never got any likes

Idk bro but occasionally I fap to shemales if They're very very feminine and I picture the dick as someone else's and they're doing things to it. The thought of having sex with a man does nothing for me, doesn't disgust me cause it's not that deep. Maybe subconscious I just don't like women

oh sorry l've being retarded. Yeah there's an ep where the school kids have risen up and taken over the school and lure people in by pretending to be endangered then killing people and stealing their shit. Good ep

maybe it's because you see it has taboo and get off on breaking it rarther than liking men

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What the fuck is the plastic cover/roof/shell thing on the boot of a car called? I'm trying to look online for them and haven't a clue> Arrow for clarity in pic

Went to London for a works conference a couple of years ago and matched with her on tinder. No bio, less risque pics but still obviously risque. Definitely her- her instagram was connected. Sent her a message but she didn't reply.

>*wheels out giant pot full of bubbling water*
>*tribal apus dancing around it*
Never mind the food shortages, who would like a nice relaxing bath. I even have some bath salts to help you relax
>*adds chopped veg*

Really hoping the lock down can wait a week or so, just long enough for me to move.

yeah, i kinda like that though. it inflates my ego

she has a bf just uses tinder to gain insta followers

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to be fair i don't ever try anything with girls either. I've been faced with a genuine faggot femboy who wanted to fuck and it disgusted me, yet I still fap to that stuff occasionally. idk what's wrong with me

Parcel shelf

Doesn't surprise me. Not really my type anyway.

sharcel pelf

yes lads thought I lost my save when I uninstalled

shelcel parf

Fast or slow zombies lads?

pelf harris lol

Me? I'm fluent in Parcel tongue.

farpshelep

Why the fudge would you want fast ones bro?

They'll mostly be old so doubt they will be fast. Just hope they don't remember about those mobility scooters.

Wrong
*rings yer mums to tell them to come collect you*
You n all

Holy Fuck thanks

parcelmuteblox

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cefeshlpra

I matched her on tinder too lad. I superliked her. Posted the screenshot here as proof. Can you say the same?

Just wrote a 1000 word essay about my feelings to my oneitis
Let's have a roll and see what happens
Odds I send it to her, evens I don't.

stop being soft and send it

>live in different city from gf
>both working from home from now on
>she is practically begging me to move in
>like my space, i.e. getting drunk and shitposting here and playing vidya
>know before we were together I would have killed for this chance
What do?

Nope, missing a L

l meant what do you prefer in a show/movie

Would love to mate but that looks like an 8 to me so I'm keeping it to myself

Only softlads will succumb to Covid-19. That's the truth. It's only a flu, lads. Have a beer and get over it. Simple as. Can't believe they're closing McDonald's. If they shit Greggs I'm going to start fucking looting the local shops. They're all cunts, the lot of them.

Ah, my bad. I'd say normal-fast. They've come back from the dead so why would they then be walking like they're dying?

to say the truth i shouldnt have removed plump from my friendlist this day because of anger and rage

if i didnt he would still be with me by my side but instead i give in to anger, too much hot blood

hot blood and cold blood (scottish) mix well ... i wonder if we could have had a baby if i were a girl i wonder everything could have been different

i would just send him feet tits pic and he would be happy female are the luckiest one, i understand trannies of first world in a way it looks like better than being a rejected male with no friend (no plump)

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No because this was two years ago. If screenshot every decent looking girl I've matched with and posted it here this thread would become my personal tinder log. Quite frankly I am used to matching models, from Dublin to Moscow, it is not an accomplishment and never has been. It is simply expected.

You're gay, how can you send tit pics?

right hold on i think ive got it this time
*clears throat*
releflacpsh

Being a NEET is akin to a Victorian nobleman living in a manor with servants and maids at his call, indulging in the arts and entertainment all day while overlooking the peasant filth milling about the streets of London

Lol yeah alright then pal.

Anybody else flying through their rum and lemonade rations?
Only got a litre yesterday and it's already 4/6 finished
Got it lad.

DO like white chocolate in small amounts

But with complete lack of respect from anybody. And pussy.

I'm so unbelievably lonely lads. Wasn't this bad before I started going on dates

you alright boys

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is the ETS2 promods map worth all the time waiting for the free download?

you alright lads? originally of course

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ban incoming lads, always a shame

Boomer chooner
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lol you look like me if i looked like an upside down faggot

blue moon... you saw me standing alone

Alri lid. Nice beverage choice. Its weed only for me

From Dublin to Moscow and to the USA and back. I am your God. Your girl think she of me when you're in bed. She thinks of me the moment before she's sleeps and the moment she wakes up. All my life I have left deep scars in every woman I've ever touched. I am simply unforgettable, untouchable. Unique. Brilliant and disturbingly captivating.

Do you live in austraIaIia?

what did you do lad?
better off alone my g, look after numero uno

For me it's feeling like I have a lead weight in my chest pulling me down constantly haha

>and pussy

Don't tell him bros... kek

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*pops a slice of orange in your glass*

Any of you lads ever been sectioned before? If so, why? What was it like?

Right, which one of you pooftas wants a belly bounce? I'm just back from the local. They aren't bloody closing, government can fuck right off. Won't close unless the police for them. Let's go fucking mental! Let's go fucking mental!

*smokes 7g in 2 nights*
This quarantine isn't going to end well lads
*wonders how to get shitloads of weed*

Doomer chooner
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This is actually a banger. My arms are dancing right now.
>Woooooahhhhh the riddim of /britfeel/

Grow some lad fuck are the fuzz gonna do while the world is going to shit?

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Lockdown massive

am I good looking boys

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Supreme chooner
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