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did that lad get his KFC then? i want my chips

nah i never did i'm gutted but i got some more drink instead

WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING CHIPS

nigga get your fucking chips i got some more booze so i'm happy

I cried when it happened, and I never cry when famous people die. Best songwriter of this generation

I have learned to wait
And you learn that you can make me
I NEED SOMETHING TO SORT ME OUT
I NEED SOMEONE TO COME AND SHAKE ME
;_; I crie everytim

>subbed to femdom on onlyfans, quite chatty with her
>get a personal video made
>having a fisting session with gf with femdom videos playing in background
>girlfriend is wrist deep in my asshole
>personal video comes on
>FUCK FUCK HOW IS THIS IN THE PLAYLIST SHE SAYS MY NAME
>tell gf to stop I'm uncomfortable
>shut laptop before she says my name
Fucking close one boyos.

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Not him but, maybe t'sniffer dog got em?

Ebin is based on the radio. Poley is boring and a bad host though

Do you think girls are still up for going out with what's going on? I just basically asked her if she is, a couple days ago she said she wanted to go out for a drink but I said I was feeling a bit poorly. Now I'm fine
Never had fanny before either

>sniffer dog
its just a rumour i made up to scare user, and evidently it works because hes drinking himself stupid now instead of munching on lovely chips

Nah they make a fun combo.
Ebin might be hosting the next alone as moni will be to busy with the zoomer6thformer guest doing kissing n that.

No idea m8.
Cafes and pubs are still open though arent they?
I know me m8s and i were gonna have a couple house parties during the holidays so zoomers are probably still up for meeting people in person.

There's a lot going on in this post that I don't know where to begin

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*does 1 last spliff before bed*
shh, don't tell future me what I done

*Walks into thread*
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love a bit of magners lads fuuuuuck

>he doesn't train to failure
pffft

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>Fart loading...
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

...about to fart

CUNNY RODGERS

Poleaboos sister sounds hot

>Poleaboos sister sounds hot
Do they have the heating on all the time?

Giggled/... no , chortled/10

can
>cracked open
country playist
>on
lets get crunk

cant believe he wrote both just dropped in and footloose. fucking fraud

I'm on my way out, bedtime for me.
Nice digits hopefully mean you have a good night though.

thank you bro only 2 cans left and then nighty night for me

Bout 2 mouthfulls o rum ncherry pepsi for me
*quaffs it in 1*
oops
Nightynight

cherry pepsi GOAT drink bro
night bruva!!

I bought this really smol radiator, it's fucking useless for heating up a room, but it's absolutely perfect for heating up my feet and legs under my computer desk, like a kotatsu
Who here /comfy quarantine man/?

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watch that electric bill

*doubles the price of hand sanitizer and toilet paper*

nothing personal kuffar bastids

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>watch that electric bill
Very uncomfy, thanks for that lad

What you nightlids up to? I've just been grinding wumpa coins on CTR and making a few edits on Wikipedia. Gonna have a sandwich now and then go to bed.

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soothing my mechanical autism by fixing virtual cars and watching bad horror films in the background

leveling my paladin on classic WoW

back when fag packets still had branding *sips*

My wagie shift is 2pm until 10pm. I have been exercising, played some gta and posting here and there.
But now I think I'll dream

Goodnight lods

What you been editing? Me? beenlistening to some good muzak, playing football manager and about to take a looky at a film. thought you were supposed to have fixed your sleeping pattern and no kore late night wumpa?

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Feels bad man. I know I shitpost a lot about wagies but nobody deserves to be worked to mental and physical exhaustion. Fucking Tories spent years gutting the NHS and now acting all surprised it's struggling to cope with virus. Also why do cunts like Richard Branson and Philip Green get knighthoods when people like this get fucking nothing? Makes me sick.

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This is why I recommend everyone go on bennies the government hates us so why should we respect it?

Mostly coronavirus related stuff. I did fix my sleep pattern but I only went and fucked it up again. Well, it's actually not that bad right now compared to before.

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yOU SILLY CUNT. You went out to the pub yesterday, you are just as responsible for this mess

Editing about coronavirua? Why?

Phoar very sexy.

Me? I know free healthcare is good but the way people go muuuh NHS constantly ia kind of cringe. I actually find it almosy as cringe as how some Americans talk about the military.

Perhaps it wasn't my best idea but I might not be there or at any other pub for quite some time so it was sort of a heat of the moment thing.

Because I edit the current events portal and coronavirus is the main current event right now.

replace the dog with the virus

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Off to deport a paki lads

BRB

Just fucking.... Wew lads

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