/britfeel/

It probably makes her wet. Reckon she rubs herself to the thought about it.

honestly probably how most families would deal with it

ignore it

>gran died a few weeks ago
>left me some money
I want to get something nice that will last long term, thinking about a nice acoustic guitar. She liked listing to me play, so seems right. Is that selfish?

That you titIod?

/britfeel/ Radio starts at 8pm

youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9HvS8acZY

If you'd like to be on the show, get in touch using the details below

Moni#7935

bet she gets off to the thrill of walking into the bathroom naked not knowing if there are cameras capturing her every shit

LOOK WHOS ALONE NOW, ITS NOT ME, ITS NOT MEEE

THOSE THREE WISE MEN THEYVE GOT A SEMI BY THE SEA

GOTTA ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION WHERE AAAAARE YOU NOOOOOWWW

GOTTA ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION WHERE AARE YOU NOOOOOWWWW

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It's just boomers making really unfunny quarantine jokes

Poley wants to see his sisters get EBIN'D

nah im not him lad

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Poley you need to make it more entertaining

Why does Ebin sound like hes 6

>He actually listens to /britfeel/ radio

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the fact that poley's family are all at least civilly nice with him makes you wonder whether or not all his stories are absolute lies, in which case he would really be the anonymous nobody he is clearly so scared of being

Watch Mrs brown instead of Moni's pedo radio
THATS NIIIIICE!

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Poley eat something live on air and review it as you're eating it

ALL Britfeelers sound like nonces or children

How do we think this thread will be, mates?

We're at best 3-4 weeks away from where Italy is. We are going to leapfrog both france and usa in deaths in a few days as have more deaths than them. Shit's gonna be fucking bad.

of course they are lies. he is utterly delusional. his "female" name is monica white. Monica is the name of the girl he put cameras in the bathroom and posted them on Yas Forums.

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>How do we think this thread will be, mates?
Interesting?

When is it on desu baka?

theyre only showing you the worst effected part of italy, rest of the country isnt nearly as bad

Naah America is way more fucked than us they just haven't reported the stats yet

It's on now and it's mind-numbingly boring

Link please? Can't see it on Youtube.

Why isn't nubs on the radio?
Why isn't Britnormie on the radio?
Why isn't SP on the radio?
Why isn't Tilde on the radio?

10/10 would punt tbhwy

Yes but our worst effected area is fucking London.

Tempted to go to the corner shop and get some grub. Should I? I should be isolating

I do warn you listening to it will drop your IQ by at least 30 points
youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9HvS8acZY

Am i boring?
t. guest

but what im saying is. what if monica didnt exist. none of this happens. the idea that poley got evicted from uni and had police action put on him is purely word of mouth, is it not?

Lads do you reckon I should stop picking my nose until this corona thing blows over?

ALL DAY LONG I THINK OF THINGS BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFFYYYY

THINK ILL LOSE MY MIND IF I DONT FIND SOMETHING TO PACIFYYY

CAN YOU HELP MEEEEEE, HELP ME FIND MY BRAAAAIIIIIAAAaN

oohhh yeah

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>Why isn't nubs on the radio?
Climbing a mountain of D?

Question for the radio: Ebin, why are you so based?

>our worst effected area is fucking London.
i know

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It's way too late to save our souls, babe, yeah (Oh, oh, yeah)
It's way too late, we're on our own (Baby, on my own)
I made mistakes, I did you wrong, babe, yeah (Oh, oh, yeah)
It's way too late to save my

>the idea that poley got evicted from uni and had police action put on him is purely word of mouth, is it not?
nah, it happened

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Its all boring m8

Need Host and Zeus back ASAP
Put these DOSSERS out of business

the midlands also has a 'concerning' growing spike which the health ministers said they aren't sure why. RIP

BOO discord bogieman n that

Reflex in the sky
Warn you you're gonna die
Storm coming, you better hide
From the atomic tide

Flashes in the sky
Turns houses into sties
Turns people into clay
Radiation minds decay

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You're right, although we should keep Ebin in it.

>*walks into room full of starving Ethiopians*
>hello yes, I'm a fantastic chef, and I make food that has earned me almost a dozen michelin stars!
>any questions?
>what's that, you're hungry and would love to try my food? Sorry, but i'm not here to cook I have no interest in that. I hope you find what you're looking for :)

Poley taking a break and will come back with a HUGE reveal!

It's murder on the dancefloor

But you better not kill the groove

Dj, gonna burn this goddamn house right down!

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>HUGE reveal!
his nose?

I already have had a bad cough since like November. if I get it, am I fucked? am in my late twenties. No other health issues though

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING YOU

fire, Ill take you to buurn
fire, ill take you to luuurrnn

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Poley where's the Kenny Rogers tribute you promised

what is this baguette-chomping trash

not a fan of poleys radio show lids

my dad has had a cough since january too, strange

His sister is making another guest appearance

ah yes, letting someone orgasm inside your body because they haven't had sex is 100% the same as not feeding someone who might die from starvation

I think that if you were to train to be a robot under Ebin he would be the kind of spiteful mentor who abuses you. but you'd take it because he's the very best.

A guest appearance in my bed hopefully
hya hya hya

Where abouts in the souf is this guest from?

getting a contact-free pizza wizza delivered to me right now

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>shut in chad chatting to /are girl/ in the youtube comments
oh the injustice. Leave some holes for the rest of us

>ebin gets stabbed to death live on stream

Thank you mate appreciate it.

He's literally just reading the deals off of HotUKDeals now.

>why can't you incels just get a shag?
right, that's it. I'm cancelling shut in chad.

Phwoar Caitlyn jenner on Mrs brown tonight bais
THATS NICE

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why doesn't he go on the radio? because he's a insecure incel.

Did I just ere sumone say SOUF?

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She talks to everyone who comments on her videos tbf.
She did say I could email her about legal advice the other day though.

Are we allowed to request a song for Britfeel radio?

Just got a contact free KFC delivered, very comfy times

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Shoutout request for the radio: please tell Amer to kill himself.

Lad you are so behind you spakka

Sp go on the radio pls

I'm thinking about giving my best mate an expensive present as thanks for all he has done for me, is that cringe or would a normal person appreicate that? Genuinely don't know

Saw SP on Yas Forums earlier so he's about.

No, of course not. Poleaboo is too neurotic and controlling.

He's probably too busy wanking onto plastic space marines.

fuck sake lads some cunt left a smashed ceramic mug right in my driveway for no reason at all

some cunts out there, don't give a shit if a piece were to slash my tyres eh

Just woke up lads. How are all you cunts doing today?

Hahaha Ebin actually did it! I know he usually doesn't care for compliments, but I'm grateful.

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This one's for you lads. Hope everything turns out okay for us all.

Doing good now I'm drunkened.