>5+ years ago
>have crush on girl
>she friendzones me
>says shes "too busy for a bf right now"
>few weeks later, she fucks some random dude from the bar
>i find out, sperg out on her over text, humiliate myself
>never talk to her again
>today she texts me pic related
Do women have no shame? As if I'm going to give some roastie who friendzoned me $750 lmao stupid bitch
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Tell her youll do it for sex and then never end up paying her.
Good man. You keep not taking bullshit.
Just tell her to go fuck herself and post her reply
>How to get get metoo'd 101
Back to the drawing board kiddo.
That sounds like a false rape accusation waiting to happen
How did you respond? Or did you just delete here number again?
The worst part is you're probably not the only person she's sent or will send that message to.
Give her the money, then never contact her again, if you deny she might put your name to shame in your circles, be careful next time and do not contact her ever again.
Tell her youre ashamed of what she has become, then block her.
I haven't responded, I was just gonna ghost her
If someone cooks up a funny reply in the thread maybe I'll send it to her
What kind of retard advice is this?
Just send her this:
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Jeez she must be exceptionally desperate. dont give her a definitive answer just say you want to see her. When you go to her house put the move on her. She will probably smash in hopes you give her money
Try to make her believe the Corona virus is going to kill her.
Why in the fuck would I give her the money? I don't owe her a goddamn thing.
Why don't you ask then block her lel
Tell her too busy to send money right now and proceed to donate to your local egirl few weeks later
Just ghost her. She will get the money from some desperate faggot down the line. Pics of her face?
Tell her to just ask some random guy in a bar for money.
scam her to get her nudes or something similar to blackmailher in the future
Send her this
Give her the $600 and say "it's on the house :)"
Best part is even simps are getting laid off. Everyone is getting laid off.
Thank god I have 4 months worth of rent and then some for the coming months.
Pic related is a girl that rejected me last year. Stupid bitch lmfao.
All bars will have to be federally closed lmao.
just imagine how many guys she wrote exactly this
pathetic
>Do women have no shame?
Why have shame when it works for women?
If she has to drop her shame and ask 10 people for money, she wins in the end if even 1 says ok.
And one will.
plz lure her into some shit she deserves and post here
thanks
she knows you liked her and wanted to fuck her years back.
she is asking you because she has considered the idea of fucking you for money.
I'm sure if you wanted to you could bang her, but it will cost you, and it will cost her obviously.
Unlimited fucking during the quarantine, your place, she has to move in with you. Access to her holes on demand.
I was just going to ghost her but she just sent me a bitchy "Hello???" text because I never responded, so I decided to be a prick. Fuck roasties.
Good man. Show us her face too.
fucking based as fuck.
Dumb bitch can't save money and think past a month begging guys for money like a homeless. Fuck outta here.
What a waste, time to abandon thread.
Just reply
>Nah
Just tell her to go fuck a guy at a bar for money. Man. I wish I had a social life at all. Then maybe poor sluts would be at my door during all this. Unfortunately, the only people who know I exist are my family and coworkers.
fuck, you came out like a little bitch.
Wow ever think about turning your brain on?
Post it on facebook or some shit and be like "what kind of shit human only contacts you to beg for money after 5 years"
I doubt it. She probably just sees me as an ATM. I did buy her a few things back when I was trying to date her. Small stuff but still.
Even if she was bent over my bed spreading her puss I still wouldn't fuck her. She was a piece of shit to me and chose to fuck some skuzzbag from the bar rather than date me. I have nothing but pure contempt for her.
Yeah sorry I couldn't be your dancing monkey and send her an epic memepost
No op you ll sound too buthurt if you do this
Post her number so we can harass her for being a cunt.
Kinda cringe, yet based. Try to be more direct and insulting next time
and thats just ONE guy that you KNOW of that she fucked while you were being her dancing monkey.
you did good bro, we all made these mistakes at some point.
>Give her the money, then never contact her again, if you deny she might put your name to shame in your circles, be careful next time and do not contact her ever again.
>t.
Get ready for rape allegations
>I did buy her a few things back when I was trying to date her. Small stuff but still.
NEVER EVER give gifts to a girl your not dating.
>giving her a glimmer of hope for two minutes before pooping on her fritos
Absolutely based, OP
The wet fart comment was very nice as well
Based OP.
I hope you learned something about women, 5yrs ago and today.
Absolutely based user, at the very least you have my respect
>I'm joking obviously, do you have cashapp? It's the only way I feel comfortable sending money. Is 500 dollars OK?
>request 500 dollars
>she sends it thinking she's accepting money from you.
Uninstall cashapp and block her
>spend 500 on fleshlight
Yeah probably true. We would study together and she put on this front of being a wholesome girl. Clearly all bullshit.
Yeah I know that was stupid of me. In my defence I only paid for one major thing of hers, the rest was small stuff like coffees before studying together etc. Never again.
Based. Don't forget to post the desperate second attempt when it inevitably happens.
come on lads
what would have been the best response to get her to let you tongue her asshole?
>oh, anonette? I thought I recognized that name.
>how can you come beg me for money after telling me I wasn't good enough for you all those years ago? don't you have any fucking shame?
>you probably thought all I wanted was to fuck you, but no I wanted to take care of you. Not anymore. It's the opposite now.
>doesn't feel good to be rejected and shat on huh? up to you if you still want it.
>>what are you saying user
>you know exactly what I'm saying
>>I don't
>well that's too bad then
or
or
>what do I get in return
>what do you mean
>you need money I need to get my balls sucked
i think the first one gives you more wiggle room if she decides to publicly shame you, like she probably will. These Hoes have no self awareness.
who's sarah?????
Why would you want to fuck this woman anyway? She sounds horrible.
And to answer your question: there is none. She'll never tongue the asshole of a guy who she thinks will give her free money.
Your cringy roleplay would not go how you think it would.
>you probably thought all I wanted was to fuck you, but no I wanted to take care of you. Not anymore. It's the opposite now.
This is one of the most pathetic things you can say.
It crossed my mind for a half-second because she's cute. But honestly I fucking hate her guts, she brought out the worst in me, after I found out she fucked that random dude I came completely unglued and embarrassed myself not just to her but other people she told. I want nothing to do with her now.
Do not give her money and do not act like you are angry. Just act like shes nobody and you are not interested in her, like you forgot about her.
DO NOT REPLY TO HER
Just read her message and show that you read it but just ignore her. Roasties hate being ignored. DO not feed her any attention of whatsoever.
GUYS I NEED HELP WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE
>laid off yesterday
>begging for money today when she should have at least a partial check on the way from former job
>was already behind on her rent with the job
>really believes she's getting a relief check
You'll see her walkin' the street in no time.
They haven't seen eachother in 5 years he'll be fine
This is epic
Some people just have no shame lol
>She'll never tongue the asshole of a guy who she thinks will give her free money.
you inner homo is projecting it self.
tongue HER asshole.
>Your cringy roleplay would not go how you think it would.
IT would, she either stops asking, or gets her asshole licked. Win win
>This is one of the most pathetic things you can say.
still not as pathetic as begging for money from a dude she rejected lmao.
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
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here's how you should have responded after "who's this"?
>Sarah who?
and after she explains
>nope, still not ringing a bell. can't help you, good luck finding a simp, cunt
Be careful. Apples are sweet when ripped but they turn old and rotten pretty fast and you will never stop chewing on that rotten apple
Based.
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>PAYING a woman to lick HER asshole
thats fucked
This would be the biggest ego kill. Only downside is you can't really know beforehand what she is going to ask.
You should actually strive to not remember people who fuck with you at all. They aren't worth any thought over.
Hello, based department? This is user
Tell her "shouldn't have fucked that guy at the bar" and then block
ultimate revenge user
sweetie, her asshole getting licked is not the only thing that will go down.
Unlike of course you have realistic chances and plans in the making to fuck them over in return.
If you read the first text exchange, I actually did that a bit. I pretended I didn't know who she was and pretended I had deleted her number even though I hadn't.
> Only downside is you can't really know beforehand what she is going to ask.
when you find out shes asking for money you say "hmm are you really sarah? the sarah i know would never do something like this, she would never stoop so low as to beg for money"