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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day, so keep smiling through, just like you always do until the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away

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>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day, so keep smiling through, just like you always do until the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
edition

Reminder that Vera Lynn is somehow still alive

Reposting from last thread for autism. Heard all posters here are entitled to one meetup with Andrew, want to redeem mine.

would you accept gummage from Worzel? in these trying times.

i want to cum inside the corona virus lolkekjej

>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day, so keep smiling through, just like you always do until the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
>edition
Sure I just didn't feel like those poignant lyrics needed an "edition" at the end like "posting from greggs toilet doing a poo and a massive wank lol edition"
She's 103, absolute bionic woman lol

Off to bed, lads.

DM/Andrew are nonces.

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too scared to go round my dealers cause of this whole corona shite desu

is it gay to shave my legs and send pics to horny older guys on grindr for money? I've tested the waters with catfish accounts and it's a piece of piss to make some real cash and I'm kinda desperate for money

Wen futbol on agen

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Welcome to helper's world.

Report him to crimestoppers, Iad

"Has anyone got any Vera's?"
Lovely Ya Ha Ha Ha..

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See in the archive and go from there.

Im out.. Fingers crossed i wake up dead tommorow.

>selling a plant is a crime
lol, good meme lad

Just eating for eatings sake now

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! GCHQ YOU FUCKING CUNTS"!!! YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY AND i HATE YOU GO FUCKING DIEEEEEE!!!!#

One of these days, it will come out of nowhere. You pieces of shit. You can't control me I'm gonna fucking SNAP in a big way. Nasty horrible cunts

W-what have gchq done to you lad?

wait, is it illegal to go outside now?

I stuck some anal beads in my arse and pulled them out again and the smell was overwhelming.

It smelled like shit, but really bad. I struggled to cum because of how bad the smell was, but somehow I managed.

Afterwards I couldn't believe how bad the smell was. It was like being on a farm with manure. I wash the anal beads in soap and hot water, but the smell was everywhere.

Also I struggled to urinate afterwards. I feel like you all owe me an explanation because this board made me do this.

Is it normal? Is this what it's like?

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Not just me, everyone. They're sucking taxpayer money and they're coming after semi-harmless lads like you and me instead of the real evil in this world.

I've been beaten and bruised for so long and they're trying to deny me my redemption arc. It's fucking sickening. Control freak bastards.

I dont facking know but I feel like arses are probably meant to be exit only

i did something similar lad, aunt gave my Nan a dildo she found as a Christmas present, i took it and shoved it up my arse, i cut it up and threw it away

Ah ok, I thought you meant you had been v& for something

I'd report you for smoking it like I did my neighbours. Scumbag druggie nonce

Would love to slide into Nubs's little arsehole.

Anal sex i so fucking disgusting. I hope COVID19 is some Sodom and Gomorrah type punishment of degenerates.

boomer nonce

They'd love nothing more than to do that which is why I exclusively watch MILF and GILF porn. Which I like anyway so it's not a massive sacrifice but still it's the principle.

Anyway, I'm past the point of giving a fuck. I have little to lose and they have a lot to lose. Any individual who comes my way is going to get fucked up big time.

Just like everyone else in your life, nobody wants you here.

I don't get why most people think this. When not pushing waste through it and cleaned the anus has about the same amount of bacteria as the mouth.

I'm OK now. I'm eating a flapjack. Thinking about having a cup of tea, even though it's 02:42. I need to calm down. I don't understand how gays do this and think it's normal. It's disgusting.

you really need to clean yourself out big style. people that are into anal stick to a strict diet and do a few days of fasting before getting fucked or using a dildoid.

Tracksuit wearing wigger spackers.

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>I don't understand how gays do this and think it's normal. It's disgusting.
They probably have more experience than knowledge than someone that's just sticking things up their arse kek. Maybe they know a good routine and technique, ask em.

Nubs has a caregiver. She probably wears a nappy.

I dont think you meant to reply to me since I'm thoroughly against sticking anything up my arse but I'm sure there must be a way to do it as do many gay guys and kinky women manage to do it No judgement, I just dont think its something you can just do without any preparations as I think it's kind of unnatural to put anything up there, but if you enjoy it fair enough

No that's enough for me. I'm out. I don't need to ask the gays for advice because I'm done. Back to never getting pussy.

Aw darlin, I'm sure you'll get some vagene again one day, dont doubt yourself but dont tell them about your arse adventures x

LADS i'M FUCKING SERIOUS


AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Lauren Tomlin loves it up the arse

stomach is rumlbing but i dont really feel like i have an apetite, strange

Could be bowel cancer?

Have you got heliobacter pylori or some kind of GORD? Or trapped gas?

Leveling my paladin on WoW

Gladiator affliction lock here. Ladies love my 3v3 mmr

when the quarantine is over i'm going to try and get involved in some sports
I really enjoy weightlifting but I want to work on my cardio and general athleticism

cardio and weight lifting arent an easy combination

What's your favourite old timey movie?

Could look into olympic lifting?

the last picture show or menilmontant

all the ladies on WoW are trannies, anyway I'm on classic

Waiting for a wizza R NY brothers

Fuckkng pissed lmao

Fuck the Tories

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Imagine not being a Tory in 2019

Fuck helper lad and all poor cunts

based but also cringe as the Conservative party aren't actually conservative

Bit drunk lads, what you all up to?

last picture show is the fucking 70s. hardly old timey

you are actually a disgusting mong. also shit beer.

Eyemusician's Yoshi is crazy.

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that's a good shout lad, I'm thinking of putting weightlifting on the back burner and getting back in to swimming, and they're opening a bouldering place near me soon so I wanna try that too.
what sports did you have in mind lad?

> Host radio: Ebin comes across as an autistic mess, is mocked by all other guests
> Moni radio: Ebin comes across as a chad and runs circles around the other guests, especially Amer himself
Amazing what the right company can do.

>Casablanca
>Murder by Contract
>l am a fugitive from a Chain Gang
>Gabriel over the White House
>Bad Day at Black Rock
seen and enjoyed loads actually

been watching blade runner 2049 today since was on tv. shitter than i remember. borderline cringe. best thing in it is the hispanic woman who looks like a slavic pornstar

but youll lose your gainz

>WHO THE FOOK CARES ABOUT FULHAM?
my favourite rant

pretty sure i got covid lads

won't stop entirely, plus I'm already a fucking tank so I can afford to lose a few pounds. maybe throw in some yoga too and be at peace n shit