Using TV Licensing letters as toilet paper edition
/britfeel/
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Well let me tell you about Plump, you see...
Hate Uni, Lads.
hate paying rent for a house ive had to move out of
proper love cock, me
I fucking hate this, everyone's talking about all the free time they have and i'm stuck inside as usual failing my uni work, only difference is my 3/4 times I talk to people a weak have been cancelled. There is no relief and I'm going insane.
I can ratio proof from a relatively well known private tracker
cant tell if I'm ill with the corona or I'm just tired and run down
Woah, I have a cock. Marriage made in heaven BB.
Shame I'm volcel.
Toodles.
Go on user get your penis out for the lads, WOAH it's so big
taking a few days break from building britfeel town on minecraft because im losing my mojo, got some good ideas for it though
Press k to kek
we could be raping all of them tonight if men collectively stopped being whiteknight mongs
Oh he's dragged his thick opinion from the last thread into this one as well.
>ywn go women hunting with the lads
Imagine it would be like fox hunting only the girls are dressed sexy and we ride about on horses with nets.
They look like they could do with a good rape or two. Wipe the smile off their miserable faces.
sounds like so much fun desu
Not him but, WE RIDE ABOUT ON CAPTURED SLOOTS.
>Wipe the smile off their miserable faces.
>tfw living in a country where rape is illegal
Jdimsa
thinking about putting all my 40k stuff on ebay as "pro painted" lads, I've seen worse stuff posted with that tag go for decent money I lost my job yesterday and I'm fucked, I really need the cash
>Normies get mad at me for not taking this virus thing seriously
>But user all the shops are running out of food!
>Ask them then how come
>McDonald's
>Burger King
>KFC
>Papa John's
>Pizza Hut
>Subway
>Domino's
are still fully open with full supplies
you're either a women or a whiteknight
just done a couple rounds of Wim Hof before bed
really relaxes me desu
I want a nudist wife who doesn't shave
How far would a politician who wants to legalise rape get? I don't think he'd win but I feel like he'd got a lot more votes than people would expect
Super liked a cute girl on tinder and got her number (she basically suggested it) within a few messages. Is this what being a chad feels like?
Well I'm glad you're able to relax in the current crisis, must be nice having no responsibilities or commitments meanwhile people like me and other user are losing our jobs and what's worse is that we cant even rape a bitch.
sitting on my face
Remy fucking Lacroix, would demolish that arse
>number
No when I'm in Chad mode they just come straight to mine.
she divorced not that long ago iirc
What, without exchanging numbers so you can actually co-ordinate the meet?
>doubt.jpeg
>fantasising about how much you want to rape women
i can't for the life of me figure out how the hell you lads don't have girlfriends, it's a complete and utter mystery
Somebody married her? Grim.
oh shut the fuck you boring whiteknighting cunt
>mfw 6'4" with a bit of money, my own place and car, not retarded, apparently not bad looking according to IRL women
>never had a girl show interest on Tinder aside from bots and the fake accounts
>Delete whole app and give up
I assume it's all about your profile? Seen some proper fucking mong lads on there getting fit slags.
>oh shut the fuck you boring whiteknighting cunt
no
I give them my address, all you're doing is moving the convo from tinder to WhatsApp.
people that like hairy vaginas are gay
Start with the population
/2 given women do not want to be raped (by uglies)
/2 given above average men already get pussy
not sure what proportion of men morally object to rape, but a high number, particularly if their loved ones would be up for grabs
that leaves you a small amount of the population, and people tend to avoid voting for people that have no chance of winning anyway as it is a wasted vote - so probably not very far
I wish I was as alpha as this guy. His kiwifarms is a fun read
it's because he's ugly and short. Rapey chad is a common roastie fantasy
get off my board
Not really she's leading you, have you called her and arranged a date? thats the chad moce shes waiting for.
t.failed Casanova
Most men like to rape, it's hardwired
yeah even had a kid. was complaining on twitter all the time about being bored at home. she announced coming back to porn after the divorce and she is listed at an agency but have yet to be booked
she is pretty overrated though imo
>not bad looking according to women irl
Ah sorry mate you're a munter.
But yeah it's all about your photos.
as dumb as this shit is, I can't laugh because I've probably wanked to lower quality porn than this, just with my own fetishes
it's just edgy bants born out self rightous anger.
Part and Parcel m8
>Ah sorry mate you're a munter.
but I've legit banged models lad, can't be that ugly
>I wish I was as alpha as this guy. His kiwifarms is a fun read
look at this giga chad
I have a girlfriend and she loves it when I take the lead. She has this thing where I have to pinch her nose in order to get a blowjob, then I use the same technique to make her swallow.
Would love to use my raw strength to dominate and unsuspecting lass though.
>final part of my BEng design project due yesterday
>missing at least 40% of what it needs and I dont have the energy or motivation to finish it off and too embaressed by the quality of it to submit it incomplete.
So this is how i fail huh
I remember reading about how something like 40% of women have fantasised about being raped at one point or another, fucking crazy.
And women like to be raped (by Chad)
>tfw one of coaches in fm is called Jens Bangbos
I'm fukin dead
king shit
Yeah thats why youre resorting to tinder LOL
Or Iqbal (oop norf)
2nd and 3rd from the right is every girl who used to wind me up at primary school
I feel so soothed that everyone else on this thread isn't freaking out about coronachan. I'm in London and spent the whole day in my friend's house... idk what the fuck we're gonna do if the city gets shut down because I only have 1 gram of ketamine. This thread reassures me everyone I know is just paranoid
They all look the same to me. basic bitches
did you coom to that Mis T vid and when we going to see your drawings?
Pregnant, married, does not want to know of your pitiful existence.
Imagine even being bullied by a girl. Imagine a qt acknowledging you exist.
I literally couldn't even to his autism tbqh. I did make big cums to another vid of hers though
You can see my drawings when I get good, so probably never.
I was diagnosed with it and told to stay home but I go to the supermarket and touch everything. Yes I live in London.
>so many things wrong with me
Wonder how much is due to parents. I've made terrible decisions sure, bloody awful ones. However, could have stricter parents prevented this? Is it a balance?
SP has nudes of a Lithuanian boy.
you can have sex with any women you want for the rest of your life.
BUT you'll have to brutally rape your own mother. Would you do it?
>people that like hairy vaginas are gay
You like a literal man
no, mummy is nice :(
Yes.
Sorry mumi, time to bend ova.
>he enjoys pussy beards
I'd say it's a new low for SP but he's delved deeper
I'll rape her for you lad, don't panic.