Ideal gf/bf

What hobby? MA.

That's me, but I'm a nigger

I'm good looking and a female, so I can do it. Don't be bitter about it robot.

I'm like really into 40k and miniature tanks and shit. I make dioramas for my display tanks sometimes.

Does the edgy white guy look work on a black guy?

>taller than me
6'4"
>white
european
>not poor or fat
fat (but it doesn't show on my face that much), very much not poor
>likes books
I like reading but I only really sit down and read through a book onces every couple of months.
That said I was planning on buying an unabridged translation of 'The Romance of Three Kingdoms' soonish.
>doesn't do drugs
Don't smoke, don't do drugs, but I get drunk a few times a month.
>religious
Ave Maria.
>likes cats and camping
Cats are my favourite animal, I've never tried camping though.
I'm not against traveling; I just prefer to stay in a warm bed while I do it.
Not opposed to it though.
>very protective and kinda bossy
Somewhat protective, I wouldn't describe myself as bossy; at least, not on purpose.
>loyal
Probably one of my top #3 values.

That's okay. I'm autistic about literature and mycology. What state? Do you have a job?

My gf is black and guarantee more attractive than you. And she's not not a lazy whore.

Would you be willing to lose weight? Why haven't you? I don't really like "traveling", just hiking at comfy woods near me, camping by myself or with some else, without having to say much, just sharing a good time in nature while we enjoy its sounds. Are you from a rich family or have a good job? That's important because I'm really autistic and I know I can't keep a job, I just want a cozy life with a bf/future husband and eventually have a kid.

Ar so it's a distance, yeah i'm full time nat. guard and they're grooming me to be a helicopter pilot. So when you say literature do you mean shit like Don quixote or fan fic.net?

Black people disgust me and the idea of a guy having a black gf grosses me out. You just made me feel even more sorry for you. Good luck in niggerland user.

Yeah, stuff like that, although I didn't like Don Quijote that much (I read it in Spanish, I speak 5 languages). My favorite writer is Dostoevsky. That sounds like a comfy job, what other interests do you have?

Top is me, bottom is the ideal that I know I don't deserve.

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this is cringe but whatever I made one

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I meet all except for >white
>tfw italian

How is the quarantine going for you?

>Would you be willing to lose weight? Why haven't you?
Honestly I used to be pretty fit. I did an intense physical labour job so I could eat shit loads of food and I'd still lose weight every month. Eventually I quit because of fatigue and back pains, but I didn't really change my eating patterns, so in the past year I've blobbed pretty hard.
>Are you from a rich family or have a good job?
I won't go into details here but the short answer is yes.

What country do you live in?

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Better than some downs syndrome looking twig who wants to leech off of an emotionally vulnerable guy who can do much better if given encouragement. You're a bad person and you're gonna have vile offspring. Genetic waste.

I have a big interest with early American settlers and how they lived their lives, history really in general but early America and African history is neato. Obviously aviation, ( I'm hoping to save enough money to get my own personal plane) i'm really into Greek epics right now and i'm currently reading slaughterhouse-5 for the first time. I really like books where the narrator is necessarily all there. Crazy people are rad to watch/read.

US. Currently visiting family in a different country and staying for the quarantine. I also have an European passport. You?

We sound quite similar lol though im not 100% sure im autistic
My ideal is a tad looser than yours though but not by much
Ideal bf: taller than me, white, not poor or fat, enjoys weed or atleast doesnt hate it, likes cats, appreciates art, very protective and kinda bossy, loyal, around my age which is 20, in the US

God you're autistic but function in society. I like it. Have you ever read Dostoevski's Underground? You might like it.

I hope we can find them. You sound nice, would be friends with.

I'm living in Germany right now. It's a lovely country, hopefully it gets through the epidemic without too much issue. Unlike the UK, Italy, etc., our health service wasn't already crumbling away before this shit started. So we should be alright.
Do you use Discord?

Never have, just started reading his wiki sounds like an interesting dude. How come you speak so many languages? I'm guessing you lived in Europe for a while or are at least from there.

I just came back from the store, so pretty good I'd say. Better than most of my brethren.

#2658. Yeah, Germany seems to be doing okay compared to other European countries.

>has to work hard not to have a gigantic ego due to constantly being told he's smart for his entire life
Fuck I didn't want to feel this feel tonight.

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One can only hope. Wishing you the best of luck as well. I tend to not get on that well with other girls for some reason, never was able to have many 'girlfriends' growing up

Somewhat autistic about languages, but it's very easy to learn a romance one after you already know one. I did live in Europe for a while. Do you speak any language other than English?

Imagine tfw gf, but imagine tfw no chance to get a gf because you're a vulnerable person due to having an auto immune disorder. So there's a higher chance I might fucking die now. rofl.

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I should hope so. Germans have a lot of negative stereotypes around them, it'd be a shame if the main positive one (efficiency and competence) ended up being bullshit.
Oh, and I need the first part of the username, not just the number code user.

Iktf. It's not that I don't like them, just can't relate to most of them. I would like to have female friends, but last time I tried she stopped talking to me because I told her not to date a nigger.

Sorry, I thought I had added that too. admed97.

>canada
There's no hope here user, all we can do is kill ourselves.

Trying to learn mandarin but...sounds I've never had to make before...yeah. So how old are you? What exactly do you want in your life 5+ years from now?

Wow gotta love how fragile a lot of girls are today lol. its not your fault you were giving her good advice, better off without her im sure. The last one I had was a turbo slut and demanded I break up with the only guy I dated cause she liked him too lol

Ldr can work. ||it worked for my ex who cheated on me and moved to another country for a guy she married.||

Did you try and fail to use spoilers?

Yeah I forgot it's [/spoi ler] i've become too used to discord now lol.

Ok I broke up the spoiler tag to show that I knew how to use it here but to make sure it doesn't actually spoiler tag but it ended up spoiler tagging anyway...so I just made a mistake of a mistake that corrected itself..lol.

Mandarin is difficult, yeah. I'm 22. In five years I want to be married to someone that I can trust completely and I like spending time with. I'm not very romantic but I believe in partnership and sharing life with someone that makes you happy. I don't want to worry about financial stuff. I don't want luxuries or anything over the top, just stability and live comfortably. I like domestic life, so I just want a very traditional family. What about you?

This makes me paranoid that you've been legit watching me

Anyway here goes:
me:
6ft+, aspergers, ADD, dysthymia (no big sad, but no happy without pills),no job but I'll probably have one soon, no drivers license , 18-25, graduated school a year early so I guess I'm smart, not particularly caring but protective. Oh and I'm not fat.

ideal GF: Happy personality, active, takes care of herself, has her own interests and personality outside of me. Big tits are weird and I don't really like them, amber eyes make me fucking melt (not brown, amber, it's a genetic mutation, look it up).

i just want an entp gf why is that so hard to find

Damn pretty much exactly that. Except I want my "fuck you money". I'm gonna be real with you though I'm kinda distant at times and I'm not 100% sure I'd be a great father, not that I wouldn't try I just don't know how to talk to kids. Do you do drugs? that's a deal breaker for me I don't want some stoner for a GF again.

Guys look at this beautiful love story unfolding before our eyes. We expect a lot out of you, anons. Are you going to tell your kid that you two met of a Mongolian river mining forum?

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I said no drugs in my original post because drugs are disgusting, so no worries. I want a kid mainly because I think it would be nice "forming" a person, and because I think I could get bored at some point (after 30) without at least one. I'm a bit distant too so not a problem, the only relationship I had before didn't work out because he didn't give me any space to do stuff alone, which is what I prefer most of the time.

>ideal gf/bf thread
>wtf why are people of the opposite genders talking?
suck my wiggly dick user

Sounds good, are you catholic, christian, what? And how religious cause I go to church but I still want to vaccinate my kids. Do you have a lot of family that you're close with? ( I'm kinda all by myself family wise)

Catholic. Close to my family, but they respect that I want to be alone most of time. I don't want polio kids, vaccines are our friends. Have you ever cheated on a girl? That's the biggest deal breaker for me. Discord btw?

I'm happy for you, fren.

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No I've never cheated on a girl. Cheaters should be strung up. My discord is Goongamesh#6450 i'm probably going to start getting ready for bed soon but if you hit me up i'll hit you back early tomorrow.