Don't care about Discord tripnonces, simple as edition
/britfeel/
Michael Cook
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William Watson
Cheeky little DM is a paedophile post
Joshua Price
Fuck your muslim pedo island
America shits all over your faggot asses
Deal with it, plaque pussies
Brandon Collins
would you lads ever date a black woman?
Josiah Powell
Government prediction is 0.4% population will die with social distribution for least 1.5 years on and off
Do nothing with zero distribution 0.8% will die
Jacob Martin
WE. ARE. ALL. GONNA. FUCKING. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Gavin Howard
Britfeel, endless
(Endless, endless, endless)
William Williams
had a dream last night that i bought some models from warhammer 40k. haven't touched that shit since i was, like, 12. and even then barely did anything except paint a few. maybe i need to get back into that once this whole cabrone virus has blown over. how you lads doing anywways?
Dylan Morales
Probably not if she has a cock no
Michael Taylor
The acting on Doctors is abit amateurish; they act likr theye on the radio; but i think its a very endearing soap. Fresh breathe of air compared to corrie eastenders and hollyoaks
Easton Rivera
no, I find their personalities too intimidating
Brayden Ramirez
>.4%
Fucking nothing then, I think we'll be fine
Adam Wright
didn't are zeus bareback a black queen
Alexander Gutierrez
social distribution; whats that?
Cameron Diaz
I actually stocked up on model kits so I had something to do while in quarantine. Not Warhammer ones mind, just things like WW2 planes and cars
Mason Hill
Remember it's not coal burning, it's oil drillin'
Josiah Ross
it comes out to about "one of your grandparents" on average
William Torres
I think the softlad meant social distancing
Jason Sullivan
Not being cold or amything but I think with the burden that older people have we could do with about 0.8% of the population. If I was in charge Id just let the virus do its business. I know the economy willbbe affected badly but I reckon withless older people it would be beneficialinthe long run, just loke how Maggie Thatcher culling the miners was good in the long term for the economy. Necessary evil.
Jaxson Harris
I haven't missed an episode of Doctors since it started airing.
Jaxon Campbell
sounds based lad. i was thinking about getting little replica battlefields and soldier kits, because apparently my dad used to have those when he was a boy. and it sounds comfy to learn about real wars.
to be honest, i just want a new hobby. i feel like an uninteresting person. all i do is play vidya and watch youtube videos. the occasional movie if i'm feeling adventurous.
Jaxson Kelly
That's black but it's not a woman
Angel Russell
I'm telling ya, Ethel. That DM is a right bloody nonce
Nathaniel Collins
By all means give it a go lad, you don't need much to get started on the basics and don't get disheartened if your early results aren't great, model painting is a steep learning curve
Zachary Reyes
Lads, why did they make the Cadbury Caramel Bunny so fucking sexy?
Eli King
first for calling NOBODY CARES ABOUT NONCES YOU SHITROCKETS
Connor Jenkins
Doctors is where first-time writers get to do their thing. It's a BBC project to basically get new talent.
William Carter
plenty of art out there for you
consider picking an entry level movement of film like French new wave and watching all the most iconic films of it like a bout de souffle, the 400 blows, 6 moral tales etc
Cameron Collins
Mong OP always creates his threads early because he's an attention-seeker who NEEDS people to know his opinion on things.
Cameron Gonzalez
I have no grandparents so am I going to die user
Sebastian Morales
I bet if you pork her she'll have grool like caramel
Connor Adams
yeah, but she was batshit crazy, freaked him out by trying to convince him that he got her pregnant and was overall a bit of a munter apparently
Lincoln Butler
Hhl listening to ram ranch as he scoffs another wizza
Camden Jones
t. discord tripnonce
Nathan Smith
National grid will be down within a fortnight.
Jaxon Long
ooooh a butterfly XD
James Lopez
When people get bored and tired of self isolation deaths will spike back up, predicts a 2nd wave in the winter when life goes back to normal in the summer
Christian Green
Royal mail lad here on lunch break. Big meeting tomorrow morning as it looks like we're going down to a skeleton crew. At least half the call centre is taking forced sick leave. I've only been here 2 years so it looks like I'll be getting the boot.
Noah Ward
hate when this happens. what are the actual chances of too posts in a row having a "spoiled" image, 1 second apart?
Landon Thompson
hmmm, what would you recommend i get to get me started then matey?
not really my cup of tea to be honest lad. i've tried watching artsy films before but can't get on with them.
Jose Morris
>BioShock Infinite > BioShock 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BioShit 2
Christian Jones
HHL was on brit/pol/ earlier saying he couldn't post on r9k. Bet the poor chumba wumba is gutted his cinema has been closed. Not womfy at all.
Juan Stewart
my gf's dad works for the national grid and they've actually been pretty good about this whole thing
their essential operational staff have basically been randomly split in two at every site with each half having to use particular entrances, break rooms, offices, even down to sets of tools and so on and each half is allowed absolutely no contact with the other, the idea being that if one person gets the virus then the half team they were on will be isolated and the healthy team will take over
Daniel Wilson
>fuck up your body with hormones and drugs
>have a mental breakdown every day
>prostitute yourself on grindr to buy drugs
How long until suicide.
Landon Lee
went to a pub yesterday, restaurant and a cinema and there was hardly anyone around, quite comfy with me and ma pals
Jaxson Robinson
Some mobile networks are down already. Unable to receive calls.
Broadband providers inundated with calls.
Leccy better stay or I'll be angry.
Jonathan Thomas
>National grid will be down within a fortnight.
Rolling blackouts haven't been reported in Italy yet and they're in a much worse state. Mobile networks went down today though, strange enough.
Lincoln Reyes
>my gf
*yawn* yeah good story
Asher Ross
Lol at this savage tweet from an mp to a concerned constituent.
By the way she made an apology tweet in the past few hours now that it started to blow up on twitter. Seems disingenuous considering it only came after the backlash.
Adam Taylor
Actually my local cinema remains open for now. Me and mummy are gonna have it all to ourselves as the normies will be staying away due to coronachan. Very womfy.
James Reed
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Oh and pic related is her apology
Lincoln Davis
>new writers
hmm yeah can kinda tell actually
wth is SSP
Jaxon Brown
disgusting fucking cow
mp for my area, sadly
James Sanders
DM was officially pardoned by britfeel today, absolved of hus accused crimes.
Sadly there is nothing we can do about the cronavirus other than waiting for itsits miserable existence to self-terminate.
Gavin Sullivan
>have to speak to highly trained nurses and doctors at work
>act like children
>avoid work like the plague
>don't care in the slightest
>complain when asked to do their job
I've never dealt with such entitled rude cunts in my life.
Carter Sanders
How old is mummy ?
Chase Thompson
Wow fascinating keep posting about this and keep us all updated!
*closes tab*
Christian Jackson
>sob story
>sorry I was victimized by a keyboard warrior who brought up a valid point
Sack the bitch. Her job is to deal with stuff like that.
Samuel Rivera
#noncenest are active this afternoon
Nathaniel Gomez
Tool-wise you need a scalpel, cutting mat unless you don't mind carving your desk up, very fine tweezers, small clippers with a flat side for clipping parts off sprues and a selection of different paint brushes. Then you want model glue, go for the ones with a thin metal tube on them for easy applicating, and finally paints but which ones you get depends on what the model requires unless you would rather freestyle it
Gabriel White
What a piece of shit. If I was in her consistency I would kick off.
Jonathan Torres
>thinking Infinite is anything higher than nausea-inducing trash tier
I'm so sorry you were born with such plebian taste lad, it must be horrible
Bentley Gray
Nigger you're delusional if you think that's going to happen any time soon. Pretty sure they still have power in even the worst hit countries
Josiah Thompson
Just dug my bed really nicely and now I CANT FIND MY SEEDS.
AAAAAAAHHH WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I PUT THEM
John Wood
Gonna take a couple tins with me and drink them on the way home from the gym at 3am
Gonna be max comfy listening to music outside
Henry Sullivan
I'll give you some seed lad haha
*shoots ropes of jizz on your face*
Michael Kelly
Severely undercooked numbers, the case fatality rate and severe case rare seen internationally so far completely disagree with these figures. The government is lying because this is the plan they want to sell to you and soft numbers will make it easier to swallow. But it's not true. Expect 3-5% dead best case.
Elijah Rivera
just made a luuverly jacket potato with brie lads
Daniel Watson
5% if you're lucky
Nobody over 60 will survive the second wave, just wait and see what happens in China ponds they try to return to normal
Xavier Edwards
Happy St. Paddy's Day, lads. Fuck this Corona closing all my pubs. Anyway, can't stop me celebrating at home with a luvvvvvverly pint of Bass.
Joshua Rodriguez
Imagine the world when bioprinting becomes a thing. Pure chaos.
Angel Morris
Can't stop wanking to big willy traps lads
Kevin Bell
Feel like I wanna go out for lunch to help the local fellas getting decreased business but don't want to be irresponsible either. What are you lads doing?
Sebastian Miller
I went to a pub yesterday, along with all the other dangerous-living risk-taking chums.
Leo Ross
>drinking anything but Guinness on St Paddy's
that's a yikes from me
Blake Ramirez
fuck it go out, it'll probably be nicer as well as they have decreased business
Carter Bennett
I might get a fry up in my local cafe one final time before they inevitably close, but to be honest I don't give two shits about the little businesses