Post a picture of your ideal bf and all his personality traits
>sensitive
>doesnt watch porn
>innocent
>virgin
>wants to fuck me all the time
>clingy
>wants to be around me 24/7
>Taller than 5'11
>sweet to animals and children
>doesnt use zoomer speech
>has no friends other than me and doesnt want them
>innocent
>virgin
>wants to fuck me all the time
These hoes man...
Lots of virgins are horny. I want him to be horny only for me.
Literally and originally me :o
>tfw that's me except I'm short and ugly
Yeah I need a qt in my fantasy
Yeah, that's the point, retard. It's obviously a bait thread.
Kek. Good luck with that, OP. I can tell you are the epitome of an overbearing obsessed tinder thot who has probably been blown out by tyrone and jamal, but now are ready to settle down and want an innocent inexperienced desperate virgin you can take advantage of but still wanting him to look like a chad.
Naw I only like young pretty boys. All my the guys I've met off tinder look like pic related but they're all zoomer fuck boys obsessed with porn and rap.
I'm sorry I'm not able to be a better man for you.
>another suicidefuel thread
Not sure if I should just hide it desu
Implying you're not the same as them.
Dont worry I'm an ugly loser as well. This is the IDEAL. Bf thread. Not bfs we can actually get.
>sweet to animals and children
Children are scary user.
Jannies, for once in your putrid life, PLEASE fucking remove these threads. We all know femanons dont exist, and any female LARPers are just trannies in disguise.
I basically gave up on men and now I'm on Tinder looking for lady love, but...
>looks like the OP pic
>or Dead from Mayhem
>or young Fenriz
>or young Varg
>basically I like skinny white boys with long hair
>kind
>accepting of my personal problems (OCD, I know it can be hard to deal with)
>smart, meaning they can listen to me talk about my interests and be curious but also teach me new things
>able to have long mutual conversations
>monogamous
>wants marriage
>wants children
>is self sustainable
>likes outdoors stuff
>high sex drive
>is critical of porn
>I consume pornography but I personally consider it a vice that promotes misogynistic and promiscuous views of relationships. I'd like someone inteospective and open to critiquing their porn use.
>not into any kinky shit whatsoever
>left wing enough where my feminism isn't an issue
>but also not some blue pilled faggot SJW cuck who calls Caitlyn Jenner stunning and brave
>isn't a tranny because all the men in my life inevitably troon out and it's disgusting
>likes animals
>likes shooting guns
>likesbeer
>likes paychedelic drugs
>likes cooking together as a romantic activity
>ideal honeymoon is camping in the woods
>virgin
Men are incapable of this so women it is.
Pic related. Norman Bates hits all my pleasure centers. Also Psycho II is an underrated masterpiece.
I wouldn't want you to feel like you had to settle for me, I'd feel guilty.
>varg
Good taste user. And yeah user you'll probably never find a man who isnt into porn...they're all cum brains.
>Taller than 7'5" at least
>not too strong or buff, but healthy, enough to lift an average SUV
>virgin
>only wants me and for him to treat me like a queen
>amazing at cooking, has a few restaurant chains
>well off, on the average side. A couple billion should be enough to get our life started
>sweet to animals
>Good blood circulation control. A penis that can vary in size. sometimes I need something small when i'm sensitive, so a 7 inch cute little penis. But sometimes I need something that's bigger than 10 inches.
>dark skinned
>intellectual, able to grasp various abstract concepts. A few noble prizes would be nice, but one is enough
>very cold and logical, but also warm and caring to me.
>someone who loves me for who I am and with all my flaws, someone who doesn't dwell on my past or other useless nonsense.
I'm not asking for much. I have a few very specific needs, but I think that this is a fair minimum.
I am a virgin male who has never watched pornography. Someone did show me a hentai manga once but it was too weird for me. Obviously I have seen thumbnails and advertisements for the stuff, I just mean that I have never sought it out.
>got told I looked like young Varg when I posted my face on where back when that was still allowed
Uh hi
>6'7" tall
>280 lbs lean muscle
>face like a model
>piercing blue eyes
>black hair
>cock that is 12 inches erect, but shrinks to 7 inches for penetration
>lives in a castle
>reads books broodingly
>takes me to parties and balls in another country where no one expects me to talk to them because language barrier but I can just observe
Yep, thats what I need. A real king.
>personality traits
>lists height
Why are femoids so shallow?
If you can manage to take away the dark skin requirement, the rest is an attainable goa.
I cant mess with a man who is small.
any girl who exclusively likes guys who look like that is probably a lesbian in denial
>pornography [...] promotes misogynistic and promiscuous views of relationships
Interesting. I have conflicting views on pornography. What do you usually watch and how often? Why do you do it?
IMO there's nothing wrong in pornography when it's a single person looking at it. It is wrong when a person would rather jerk off to another woman or guy when they're in an active sexual relationship with someone. Makes it look as if they're unsatisfied with their partner, and instead of talking about it, they satisfy themselves. Some exceptions apply.
It also depends on the pornography I suppose and how it's consumed. There's a difference between erotica that someone would consume once in a while, to someone looking at 9 men bukkake gang-banging a girl 7 times a day.
Not sure about misogynistic, but I agree that it perverts the mind and makes people numb to the "average" sexual experience. It has always been the addiction factor that annoys me. I've known tons of people who practically convulse and can't function if they can't COOOOOM.
This lmao, chicks are no better than men here as evidenced by the thread, we are just the bulk of the site
God, young Varg is stunning. I still consider Dead to be the epitome of male beauty (he's basically to me what Leslie Ann Downey is to Peter Sotos), but damn if Varg doesn't do something to me.
And yeah, it's disgusting. The thing is, I'm not a hypocrite. I know I'm a cumbrain. I have a vibrator collection. I own a Hitachi Magic Wand. I like my hentai. But I also know that a lot of porn is rife with abuse and poor working conditions. I know a lot of my fetishes (maledom and femdom) stem from very unhealthy attitudes I have about myself and others, respectively. I'm not looking for a man who never makes the mistake of using porn because I don't deserve that and frankly couldn't relate to such superhuman piety. I just want a man willing to try to cure his pornsickness and look critically at himself without being blinded by the cheap thrill of cooming.
Welp, if that's true, you are a very pretty man. Congrats.
She says ideal bf thread. And don't fucking pretend like you don't have a laundry list of female physical traits you consider "ideal". Men are such fucking hypocrites. They never shut up about their sexual desires, but the moment a woman says something as mild as "I like tall guys" or "I love a hairy chest" or whatever innocuous thing bitched are into they sperg out. Because God Forbid women want things, we're just cum dumpsters after all. Then they wonder why women won't let these Miracle League spazzes take a swing in their batter's box.
Let me guess you're
>cold and controlling because you're just "soooo logical and straightforward"
>consume pornography to get yourself off
>rape and loss of control fetishes
>not a virgin, lost at a very early age and "regret it"
>probably want to fuck all the time, can give you that.
>BPD, so jump between clingy and acting cold
>routinely get tired and need a "girls night out"
>overweight "thicc"
>a "supermom" with zero abilities to actually raise a child
>half of your texts on private insta or whatever is filled with "lol, baka, same xD, omglul POG", cringe deep posting nonsense, pseudo intellectual psychology and suicide memes
>have a private insta with at least 10 friends, most of them male and most likely go out with people once a week.
And yes, i'm not a catch either.
>smart
>funny
>smokes weed
>teaches me things
>SMARTER THAN ME
>games
>introverted
>taller than 5'10
>wide variety of interests
>healthy weight
>doesnt mind not talking for days at a time, not clingy
>loves music
>20-30yo
>femoids are literally this delusional
Close to zero guys will turn down a girl because "she doesn't have big titties that make me cooooom". Meanwhile many, perhaps most, girls will turn down a guy because of height.
Feminism really brought to light how all the memes about men being shallow while women didn't care for superficial things was a complete lie and in reality it is the complete opposite. It's just that in the past women were pressured to hide their shallowness, but now you worthless sluts have no problem owning up to it, even here on Yas Forums.
>straight and masculine. Not into traps or is bi/pan.
>be healthy
>taller than me, mind you I am 5ft
>somewhat trad leaning, all my hobbies are homemaker type. Would love a guy who can cook with me or for me at times.
>not want kids, love them but I'm barren :(
>be a degen coomer just for me and with me but be a virgin too.
>be okay with my religous background, not staunch just feel comfy with parying/meditating for stress relief and doing volunteer work
>dream to live in rural homestead someday cabin life
>any woman who likes men who arent ugly are lesbians
This is just a male cope
there is a reason lesbians are obsessed with feminine looking men, you aren't sexually attracted to these guys, you just think they're pretty. you're a lesbian
I'm not attracted to women. I like feminine guys who are still obviously male. My life would be 10000x better if I actually could be attracted to women since men are trash.
I think you are onto something. I am a feminine looking man who meets a lot of these requirements but eventually my femanon gf left me because she realized she was lesbian.
>what do you watch
I used to watch 3D but I switched fully to hentai comics and erotic fiction so that no people are involved. Or at least, no actors.
>how often
I'm very patchy. Before and during my period I can hit six times a day. Then I can go a week without masturbating.
>why
Feels good, lol.
>it's wrong when they prefer it to another person
I agree partially with that, but I also think individual porn consumption is often bad. I think there's room for masturbation even within the confined of a relationship, it just can't take priority.
>depends on porn
>erotica va bukkake
Bingo. I still get off to really weird shit, and that's what I wanna reel back on. If porn is just happy affectionate sex, I have no issue. It's this Facial Abuse shit that makes me want to drop a man immediately. Even femdom guys creep me out because they're almost always trannies and fuck that noise.
>not sure about misogynistic
Have you seen Ghetto Gaggers? Crack Whore Confessions? Go on Efukt and tell me that isn't pure woman hate.
>numb to average
>addiction
Exactly.
>guys won't turn down at girls
Except they would and do. Have you talked to a woman? And even those that date these small chested girls will treat them as practice gfs incase a big tiddy goth comed along and abandon her. At least women reject outright, men like to keep a piece on the side.
Furthermore, I can literally testify to being sexually attracted to men my height and shorter despite liking tall men. So just as they're men willing to date less than their ideal, there are plenty of comparable women. Which you would know if you talked to us.
But all of this is contrivance to justify you just having an emotional moment because some anonymous woman listed a liking a thing that you know you're not. Chill out.
>women are shallow
lol It's a joke that all gay men are whores whereas lesbians get married in a month. Men have biological reason to be shallow and promiscuous.
>does not mind not talking for days at a time, not clingy
Won me over with this one. Nothing more annoying than getting hit with messages multiple times a day for no reason specific other than "how r u", "how was ur day".
you'll realize eventually friend, you aren't straight kek
yeah it's true in many cases, they often delude themself into thinking finding feminine men pretty means sexual attraction. Lesbians often find it very hard to actually ''realize'' they are lesbians. That must of been horrible man, how long was the relationship?
I like this one the most so far, not completely straight though
Nah I've tried women but I realize I love cock and men smell/feel different. I'm straight dude.
Three years. I wish I could just forget.
>wants a left wing male feminist
>doesnt expect such a man to end up being a tranny
Talk about wanting your cale and eating it too.
konbanwa, user-chan!!!!! :)))))))))))))))RIGO fill most of them wonwoenrowneonoweroweronowenrwoerwnowererwrwe
>tfw no femanon wants to just drink, do drugs and fuck
>all want to get married, have kids and do hobby-stuff together
God damn it, live a little
Is this another one of those threads where you blackpill manlets?
It's kale. And it is actually tasty on sandwiches. And yeah, I know it's impossible. The only men even willing to entertain feminist ideas are Ed Gein knockoffs who want to LARP as us. That's how selfish men are. Very aware.
Well, those things aren't mutually exclusive. You could marry someone who likes drugs and beer and sex. I know I do.
Yeah us guys are so shallow, unlike women who give men a fair go, haha...
There's a reason why every piece of dating advice for men will contain "pay attention to what women do, not what they say" in some shape or form, and it's because you're not logically-driven creatures, so it is ironic you're accusing me of being emotional.
Most men are ugly so if makes sense that most women find the average man ugly
>Well, those things aren't mutually exclusive. You could marry someone who likes drugs and beer and sex. I know I do.
Fair point, I guess I could. Though on the other hand, I dislike the idea of marriage (or rather the idea of involving a church and legally binding contracts in a relationship).
yeah i pretended to be a radical feminist for a while to make my girlfriend like me, holy shit i wanted to blow my brains out when she was talking about how important TERFS are and how women are being replaced in positions of power by men dressing up as women, we had a lot of sex so the pretending was worth it, but the relationship didn't work out but lesson learned, never pretend to be something your not because its so tiring.
How'd you end up barren?
I meant cake you daft rug muncher.
I am currently pretending to be trad to manipulate my boyfriend.
Appendix busted, passed out from pain for several hours. Woke up in hospital. Had it removed but caused damage to fallopian tubes. So, tubal infertility.
As long as you are happy with yourself. We all have preferences.
>I'm not shallow, I just think that anyone who doesn't look like underwear models are ugly
This is why the whole notion of a "fembot" is absurd. You're all as vapid as Stacies except I guess you don't look good enough to warrant those standards so you end up alone here.
Give an example if what you think an average man looks like
>how men rate women
Have you seen most men? Back when I was on Tinder looking for men, I would swipe forever to find someone attractive and then have to swipe left anyway because they were polyamorous or some dumb shit. Meanwhile, since I've started dating women, it's been all right swipes. I literally had Tinder notify me that I've been swiping right too much on my free account.
Point? Women aren't picky, men don't put in the effort. Basically every woman's profile has a nice selfie and a cute little bio. Men's profiles? Barely any words or a complete word salad of "I like Fight Club and want to be the next Taratino". Poorly lit selfie of some 20 year old with a dad body sitting alone. Women aren't picky. Men are just lazy, boring, ugly or give off dangerous vibes.
And if you wanna play the "wah women are so shallow game" how about pic related? Yeah, because grown men just love Coachella and Soundcloud rappers. Yep. No shallowness here. Don't try to step on the mat, kid.
And you want to talk about judging people by their actions? Okay. Who are the world's criminals? Rapists? Murderers? Gang bangers? Pedophiles? But yeah, women are cunts because we don't want an adult baby who eats processed food and gets his mom to pay the bill on his cracked Android.
This.
That's fine. I personally hate organised religion on an intellectual level but still have an emotional attachment and fondness for the Catholic Church due to my upbringing. To me, weddings aren'g about God. It's about sharing the joy of your love with family and friends. Meaning getting drunk with the people you love and dancing like a motherfucker. Point is, you'll find someone who shares your values.
Exactly. I'm a TERF and although I care about what happens to biological males I have zero faith in the capacity of men to care about women. That's why they'll always side with the trannies.
Every thread where women express preferences is. Just gotta cope until you rope I guess
t. 5'1
>asshole
>watches porn
>disillusioned alcoholic stoner
>not a virgin
>wants to fuck all the time
>clingy
>would want to be around gf 24/7
>6'3
>uncomfortable with children
>doesn't use zoomer speech
>cut off all real life friends, doesn't really talk to anyone on the internet
How'd I do, fembots?
So do you still have eggs to make one of those test tube babies? I'm not very good at anatomy desu.