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/r9gay/ - #968
Gabriel Hall
Other urls found in this thread:
Carter Campbell
I'm afraid to inform you that I will not be participating in your thread, so you see: I'm not a disgusting homo
Jayden Martinez
then dont click on the thread retard
Angel Parker
Small problem, however: I'm not a fag, so I will not be posting in your thread
Ryder Cox
im sorry to inform you
but ur hella based
William Bennett
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God loves and desires gay people too! He loves everyone of you and every heterosexual through their sins! You just need to ask and pray for forgiveness and mercy for all our broken states and conditions!
Austin Fisher
tfw no nines bf
Benjamin Ramirez
How to stop having a red blemished face?? IM NOT BF MATERIAL LIKE THIS
Austin Cook
but thats cute though user
Liam Morris
Prefect, a thread for people who like cute boys. Exactly what I was looking for.
Parker Perez
I am afraid to inform you, that as a straight male: you are not a cute boy, as boys cannot be cute
David Mitchell
Why are we being raided and why don't the mods do their job to protect us?
Brody Cox
only one man can protect us now, and his name is Douglass Walker
David Gutierrez
can someone post more of those pictures of anime men kissing each other or cuddling with each other
Wyatt King
do you want me to be completely honest with you? because that appears to me as slightly gay, if im being honest with you
Christopher Thomas
moisturize after u take a shower
Nolan Sanchez
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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Zachary Bennett
If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.
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Connor Sanders
A palindrome is a sentence or group of sentences that reads the same backwards as it does forward: Ex: `Red rum, sir, is murder.` `Ma is as selfless as I am.` `Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!` `A man, a plan, a canal - Panama.` `He lived as a devil, eh?`
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Cameron Parker
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight in case of war or emergency, they could be used as airstrips.
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Colton Jones
More bullets were fired in `Starship Troopers` than any other movie ever made.
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Luis Rodriguez
A duck`s quack doesn`t echo, and no one knows why.
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Austin Garcia
What is it with autists with bots and spamming r9gay?
This ones a lot lamer than the last time I saw a bot spamming r9gay, the previous one was posting previous text posts, slightly altering them. That was way cooler than this gay shit.
Jace Murphy
Im just looking for that boyfriend that is also my best friend.
Evan Williams
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
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Xavier Carter
huh? what could this be? is this some sort of orginized spam? or is a friendly fellow sharing his great knowledge of scientific fact alongside his numerous friends?
Andrew Miller
i am sorry to inform you, but i am not a robot (or a "bot" as your kind likes to call them), i am simply just a fine fellow on a mission to correct the mistakes others have made in this world, such as being gay, or being homo
Sebastian Thomas
The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!
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Owen Roberts
11.9 pounds of cereal per year? that is absurd! I eat 11.9 pounds of cereal in a day!
Joshua Fisher
haha lomaweo
Josiah Turner
woah! do you think this women is ok? She might be seriously hurt by this, i believe we should bring her to a hospital as soon as humanly possible
Jack Cox
i like programming socks
Gabriel Sanchez
do you know what else you like? Programming COCKS! Because you are a disgusting homo, and disgusting homos enjoy the weenier
Jose Gonzalez
w-why are you buIlying me
Dylan Hall
BECAUSE.... I DONT LIKE.... THE GAYS!!!
Ryder Harris
but you're posting in gay thread alot with gay people
Jordan Scott
Is anybody within this thread willing to become my friend over Discord? Note: Do not add me on discord if you are gay, I will block you
Douglass Walker#3247
Chase Sanders
i'm surprised that's original but me too
Austin Diaz
Based on the muscular and bonular systems, alongside the aura of homo emitting off this picture, I have deduced that this picture is in fact, of a man! Did you think, you could fool me, into believeing, that this was a women?
Aaron Nguyen
please do not feed the retard
Jason White
i wasn't trying to fool you or even speak to you. why not butt out?
Cameron Fisher
As long as the thing you feed me, isn't your dirty homo semen, I will be satisfied
hmm... butt out? could you be refering to the glutias maximi? and that picture... appears to be of a male... do you take me for a homo such as yourself?
Gavin Sanchez
I already do religiously
Carter Roberts
listen here homo, you're supposed to mostiourize, places other than your weener
Gavin Rogers
>tfw too dumb to figure out how to masturbate
Isaiah Moore
spoilered letter spam is the furry assblasted that people aren't using his thread, he's also the soijack guy
really i just wouldn't come here in amerishart hours
Xavier Nguyen
I really don't know where my life is going, my only long term goal (besides moving out and getting my license etc) is to get a bf!
A bf is at the top of that list, if I get a bf to love and hang out with, well then life would be nice :)
Luis Torres
sometimes i pulI on it so hard i rip the skin
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Easton Reed
Umm no babey I'm turning 19 soon!!!!!
Cooper Hernandez
If you find masturbation hard, just wait until you tell your parents that you are a homo!
Oliver Cruz
>tfw no big fit aus dom bf who does lewd things even if i say no
Ryan Walker
Translation for non homos:
I'm a gay fag that wants to be raped, if you rape me I probably won't call the cops on you also I have HIV
Dylan Perry
>wake up and see the furryfag's thread ignored
Thank you, OP.
Cooper Lee
so, is this thread actually going to last the night or will it get pruned like the last 3 I went to?
at least this one's toned the fuck down on the furry shit
Hudson Gomez
>not liking furry porn
What are you, GAY?
Connor Peterson
Just report the avatarfag and all we be swell.
Bentley Lopez
There's an avatarfag in this thread? Please show me where his posts are so I can report him right away!
Nathaniel Lee
Nostalgiacritic fag is pretty based not gonna lie
Hudson Gutierrez
Im aus and literally at the gym rn. Only problem is you wouldn't be allowed to say no, I dont like defiant pets.
Gabriel Lee
What's the first thing that you visualize when you imagine being with your future bf? Mine is getting a tight, bare chested hug from him.
Matthew Morales
Thanks for the laughs Doug, stay based.
Sebastian Hall
Sorry for responding so late!! i was napping and then there was connection errors or something. Where in aus are you?? im sydne y desu. Hope im not too late
Evan Sullivan
>fat
>balding I'm only 24
>ugly
>small dick
>awful at being a top
>severe depression
how the fuck did I even manage to get a hookup with somebody once what the fuck