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Hope the Northern Irish lads of /britfeel/ have a wonderful St. Paddy's Day edition

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*does a big steaming shit*

oh it's st Paddy's day today?
>tfw only have two beers, one of which is 4%
hate being poor
i'm on a diet though so it's probably for the best

I am neet atm with few friends. Living in shared accommodation with students who hate me and do not talk to me.
Only reading about all this Coronavirus shit online. Like, are people still at work? What is going on?

lads im scared. the global markets crashing is fucking scaring me big time. millions around the world will lose their jobs. i really need to lose myself in something for a few weeks. help pls

>paranoid that someone secretly installed a spycam in my room
uh oh, i think poley's up to something again lads
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>Starting to get a tickly dry cough
It's over for me

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Fuck off you hypochondriac peasant

I say best time to sign on as job centre can't expect anyone to have a job right now and all those bullshit courses they do wont be a thing right now as everything being cancelled. I'm gonna apply to jsa or whatever the fuck its called now tomorrow.

buy the dip
would that actually work? I don't know desu.

Is cronas bf a part of yasins crew?

I wonder how big cornonavirus will be? Like, will it end up killing millions across the world? Will I be telling my grandkids about this time we are living through?

Yes, unless countries are prepared to lockdown for months and months. Or some miracle cure is discovered tomorrow.

It'll be ok pal, don't you worry yourself, just keep yourself healthy and get plenty of movies and telly to keep you entertained. It'll be alright, and it'll blow over in a few months

I'm currently in the process of moving from N.I back home but unsure whether the ferry will be running for the movers so thank you mate!

I get hundreds of pounds each month in benefits because I am unable to leave my home.

I hope no remembers this when the entire country is under quarantine for months.

No need to stockpile mummy is getting an online order ohhh yeah

Morrisons was fucked. I've bought a load of belvita biscuits and cereal boxes though, I should be alright. Also got 4 bags of huel delivered today

That's Huel - nutritionally complete food providing you with all 27 essential vitamins and minerals, protein, essential fats, carbs, fibre and phytonutrients.
Buy Huel!

In the mood for some huel

rumors that we're going into full quarantine next week, all non-essential business closed, remain indoors

you lads ever tried one of these ?

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based mummy tbqh, delivered straight to the comfy bunker i hope

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Are those the infamous tide pods?

Not like those but as lollipops, they had purple ones too. Basically boiled sweeties on sticks, but very nice

I'm 32 and have no health issues. I think I could handle getting it although I would more worried about missing treatment because of a crowded hospital.

For me? It's kidnapping a lass on St. Paddy's day and taking her to my abandoned house on the Shankhill. Then? It's cutting off her head and face fucking it until I cum. And then? It's cutting off all her limbs and stabbing the torso 100 times before pouring Guinness down her neck hole. Happy St. Paddy's lads!

Yes lad. He is in the Manchester meet photos. He is the big goon looking one.

Yeah so is "Neska"'s boyfriend.

Make no mistake, they are a bunch of tranny shagging nonces.

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Bunch of spastics

>I would more worried about missing treatment because of a crowded hospital.
it aint the virus that's killing most of the people, it's the hospitals being too busy to treat them and people being out of the treatment spectrum (70+, etc) they juts let them die when they could have treated them

They're all goon looking lad.
How's your wedding going with all the corona nonsense?

I won't even feel guilty if I have to smash into some panic buying mongs house and murder them for their food

I wish we could have guns in the UK.

>i really need to lose myself in something for a few weeks.

Alcohol is good start.

What does it mean when your cat pisses on your pillow?

You're no longer a virgin lad.
Well done!

Maybe they have a urine infection, are they pissing anywhere else weird and are they pissing blood?

26 hours into a 21 day water fast. I'm not going to lie. I'm not sure I have the willpower for this. I want a Coca Cola, a cig, and a bag of salt and vinegar crisps

I think you can have anything non-automatic. A colleague of mine has four rifles and a shotgun. I know he had to jump through some rings to get a license but he definitely has guns.

I was browsing and it possible to get a license. I'm sure if you would have to lie and say you need it for a farm or something.

No just my pillow, I just read is a cat's way of showing dominance. The little shit.

Yeah might be, but get her checked out just in case I'd say. Do they normally use a litter tray?

Postponed it last week. We had no choice really. All gatherings now banned anyway. Luckily we didn't lose any money. Will reschedule when the smoke clears a bit.

They can go outside whenever they want through the cat flap, I stopped him coming in my room a week ago because he keeps me awake, so this is his way of getting back at me.

Aaaaayyy-yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Eeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Eeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeeeee,
Eeeeeeeeeeee-yeeeeeeeeeaahhhhh

See the Apus as they walk on by-
Ayyy-yeaaah...

As they walk on by...

Its enough to make a young man cry....

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>He didn't prep

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A nationwide lockdown would probably have been more exciting when I was younger.

I stopped going outside two years ago, so it's not really much change.

i was thinking the same except it's 7 years for me

i like these posts lad

gonna venture off in to town tomorrow to buy a book so I can be less dumb. incredible that I've gotten to this level really.
anyway, goodnight lads sleep tight xx

wheres britfeel gone? no ones jeeping an eye on the apus

greetings, virgins of /britfeel/, I am an envoy from /brit/ aka /birt/ aka /brot/
I humbly extend an invitation to our thread. Since time immemorial, the virgins of our isles have belonged in /britfeel/ and the sex-havers, known colloquially as shaggers, have resided in /brit/. During these trying times, however, none of us may shag regardless of whether one is a virgin or a shagger. With this comes the chilling revelation that during this pandemic, there is very little difference between our two generals. For we are all neets in these times of hardship and perhaps a union would grant a little bit of levity to us all.
Deliberate on our offer carefully, and we will welcome you with open arms.

Shut the fuck up you peasant

Where's my haunted house REEEEEE
tl;dr faggot

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go to 30 seconds lads phwooaaaarrr

/brit/ is a nonce

Wish I knew enough about trading and stocks to profit from this gigantic dip. The ftse100 has gone down 4%

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I did, sort of. I could last for around 2 months or maybe 3-4 if I rationed good but maybe that won't be long enough

That's funny because there are more top shaggers in here