Spend 1 week without getting blackout drunk at bars and fucking for 8 hours

>Spend 1 week without getting blackout drunk at bars and fucking for 8 hours

>brain go CRAY CRAY!

Women are going to write articles about how not being able to have sex during quarantine is driving them insane.

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Normalfags are literally going crazy when they have to experience one week of an average robots life aahaha

I KNOW. It's fucking sad. They think they're so above us and have no idea what it's like to live like this. Robots actually have a stronger mental resolve and will to live than normies do. Our lives have been bombarded with tragedy and a normie will completely melt down, try to kill themselves, or get PTSD over a single bad event. This is a fucking lifetime of being cursed and now these cunts have to deal with the slightest little morsel of it and are breaking down HAHAHAHAHA

It's so odd to me how people can have this much trouble with even a little bit of social isolation.
It kind of makes me feel better about myself.

Normalfags are srruggling with 1 week and here I am saving up for a plot of land to get away from human contact. Humans are horrible creatures.

Kek, been in social isolation for the last 10 years, dumb normies are gonna lose their minds!

>nigger in my flat keeps coughing and hangs out in the communal kitchen all day with his nigger friends
>grocery store overrun by 80+ year old boomers who "don't believe in the virus" despite all of them coughing and wheezing onto everything
>People on the sidewalk pass closer to me than necessary almost as if intentional and cough as they pass
I've had a slight fever since Saturday and I haven't gone out without a mask since. I stay home all day (might as well, lectures cancelled) and feel like shit. I swear these idiots are going to be the end of our species. Good riddance, I didn't want to live with them any more.

Me when I see normies having a meltdown about having to adopt a neet lifestyle.

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The average sex-haver neurotypical normalscum would off themselves within a week of living in a robot's shoes.

I fucking hope all normies die of coronavirus. I hate them so much. They couldn't bare to live a single day of my life.

they're so fucking weak. why did i ever think i was inferior to them?

the last 10 years of my life and all its misery may have been worth it just to witness normies having mental breakdowns en masse

Spent 14 years like this. Absolutely bizarre watching how ill equip Normies are to deal with or understand this kind of isolation. I'm starting to understand why their advice seems so blind.

Coronavirus is unironically the best thing to happen to me during my adult life

In the last 3 weeks ive stopped beer, gambling, drugs, porn and im getting my life back on track. Im losing weight, feeling better, gone to the doctors, addressed some deficiencies I found during a blood test (namely vitamin d), cut back on junk food. Feeling buzzing

Coronachan might have sorted me out. If I can keep this up until coronachan is gone ill be saved. THANKS BASED CORONACHAN!!!

i have a great idea
every time normies come here and ask us what to do we should reply with
"just find stop being bored bro"

where my /nailbiters/ at? we're not gonna make it bros.

and that's a good thing. orhgg

There's already an article about how whores are losing income because of the quarantine (written by a woman, of course).

Man, this is why everyone hates introverts. They can pull off that isolation like it's fucking nothing, while others crack under the pressure of not talking to someone for five minutes.

natural selection
i for one welcome the new shut in master race

>wtf incels how come you people are crazy for going 30 years without sexy
corona makes people self isolate for 1 week
>ahhhhh im going crazy without sex

normalfags are the worst

this but unironically
the world is overpopulated and most people are cunts who deserve to die

I hope all normalfags die
every single one of them

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Who is just loving this social distancing shit? My walmart parking lot was packed today, but inside the store it was so much easier to navigate through. People were trying to get in and out quickly, everyone got spergy and left if there were more than three people with carts in an aisle.

No fake homeless people begging for money, you can shoot people dirty looks for being gross or just cross the street avoid sus looking people and dindu nuffins and put it all on social distancing. Just feeling comfortable doing the virgin walk: head down, avoiding others, walking fast and know that all the Chads, Stacies and Boomers who tried to shame you in the past are doing it too.

I hope the normies become more spergy in the upcoming weeks, especially if a curfew gets implemented. I've been tired of their loud, intrusive asses for some time now.

It's actually very comfy life, at least for me.
But it's funny seeing normans lose their mind over not being able to go out.

it's all sensationalized bullshit, people out and about around here.

And I'm guessing that not a single one of them will learn anything from the experience. None of them will emerge from the experience having gained a new perspective and newfound empathy for the isolated people they used to mock so readily.

And they won't fucking learn. They won't realize "Holy shit, now I get why those guys went crazy, this shit is awful, I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss them."

Robots litterally go crazy when they have to be out of their room for more than 2 minutes

It surprises me when normies talk about isolation as the bane of their existence and talk about it like its the worst thing ever

And you who cant even handle the weight of a normal functioning life arent?

>ReEeEeE nO yOu!

Unfortunately this is the truth. 5 minutes after things return to normalcy they will go back to making fun of the people who have been socially isolated their entire lives because of autism/ugliness.

If you are a sperg and you know it you stay away from normies. Things that apply to them dont apply to you. Things like this dont need to be spoken.

>you stay away from normies.
Tell that to the damn normalfags.
I am not the one who is trying to strike up convos or giving appeasing glances before getting panties in a twist since I do not react with social conform flirting moves.

>Robots actually have a stronger mental resolve

Resignation isn't resolve.

It takes far more than just being ugly to be isolated unless you are flat out deformed

JUST STOP BEING BORED, LOL

They should have let the godfags continue to go to church. Would have been glorious to see their faith fall apart as they realized they spread the disease like South Korea.

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*go to church/mosque/synagogue/temple

They didn't even know anything was going on until their sportsball got canceled and then they flooded the supermarkets.

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So weird that what I consider an ideal lifestyle is apparently not a way to live.

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It's women who are going crazy.

We know that
The problem is that certain people mock us for that as if we're the only ones who hate coming out of our comfort zone
Meanwhile some of those same people are ready to lose their minds after just a day or two of staying home. Not even specifically in their rooms, just at home

this is the perfect payback for years of them trying to make me leave my room and interact with the outside world

majority of people are herd animals that need constant validation and calibration with the tribe. this even has proven every theory I had about people to be true

Oh I am going to LOVE this. When your smuggness gets obliterated by worldwide disease, and you go crazy just from one HOUR of my life. And for me it's just tuesday. Hahahahaha this is what you fucking DESERVE normalfags, NO sex, NO socializing, NO gossiping, you gotta be fucking ALONE. Now you know what it's like to be me bitch! Now you know!

I haven't left my house since March 1st. Not because of the virus either. It's very common for me to go weeks without going anywhere. Where does a 30 year old NEET have to go?

May your life turn around.

I'm just happy the markets are fucked because now people won't blame me for being unemployed despite the fact I've applied for jobs non stop for the past 5 years

Didn't you just try to justify a valid criticism he has about picking on others? It's a bit late for passive aggressive well wishes.

Women live off attention, so solitude must be torture.

Why would you think I can't have sex during quarantine? Actually I've always used sex to fight off boredom

Neets will inherit the earth. Fuck boomers and fuck normalfags

>people will have less sex during this month

French semi-normie here, the total confinement was declared yesterday, it's now illegal by law to go outside without a certificate.

And you know what ? I never had as much tinder dates as now, three times more than usual, girls write the first and are trying to get your attention. Some exs text me back also.

Thing is, all this fear makes women crazy for man companionship, they desesperatly want someone to tell them that everything is ok.

This month of confinement will be an orgy of sex, with all this forbidden thing, it will even add the need for danger.

And once the month of quarantine, when all people will go outside, meet each other after one month in locked-down ? What do you think they will do ? Fug, fug and fug. On all the couples who were staying locked-down for a month, a lot will break, staying locked-down with the same person can fastly become difficult.

Anyway, the thing is, this is baby-boom 2020 robots. It's the time to install all meeting app you can, if you live in a big city and you will be confined soon, chances are that even a permavirgin can fug in those troubled times.

>normies having mental breakdowns en masse
I think that's hardly the case. Sure, it's prolly not their usual day routine, but they're just going to adapt and end up watching netflix with their non-sick friends or partners or just chatting through whatsapp or w/e. You just can't compare robot life to a well-adjusted one when it comes to isolation...

> You just can't compare robot life to a well-adjusted one when it comes to isolation...
Or, I guess you can, but the point was that it's not even a competition.

You faggots laugh at them because you don't realize how much isolation has fucked YOU up.

are you actually autistic?like,for real?

>if you live in a big city and you will be confined soon
There goes another one.

The obvious thing to take away is that incels desperately want to be normies.

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