Need gf

Then why have i found 0?

Im not sure thats something only you know the answer to
Isnt it funny when im not being sarcastic because I fit these requirements

Do you meet the same requirements (besides #3) user?

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>Im not sure thats something only you know the answer to
i post here all the time and haven't found even 1
i meet every one of the requirements besides able to move at the moment at least

are you under 21? what are some of your hobbies? goals in life?

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that doesnt have anything to do with what i said. why would anyone want you to be their bf?

>>>>Need gf
>>>>Requirments
>>>>-autistic and or weird
>>>>-virgin
>>>>-east coast or willing to move
>>>>-not having terrible taste in everything
>>>>-good with saying fuck society and just doing whatever
>>>bump
>>bump
>bump
bump

Did your tag start with a G for the longest time? Sounds quite like a lie that you havent even found one

ooiihfyugoyiy

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I am 21 did you want younger or older?
and i already said let's say fuck society and just do whatever fun
nope i rarely ever use discord
Extremely loyal and real about everything

also need a gf, at this point as long as theyre in the same area and cool everything else doesnt matter to me.

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Huh how odd then. How do you intend to talk to someone from here if ya dont use discord lol

i don't think you know what rarely means
and theirs dozens of alternatives too discord

>tfw no irc gf

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Ok, what do you offer?

Oof true I can tend to be a tad oblivious sorry. Wanna drop a contact of some kind ?

>irc
what?
the same as ops requirements

You can give discord tag to this throwaway [email protected]
i'm busy now but can get on within the hour

>-good with saying fuck society and just doing whatever

You're not gonna find a virgin girl that thinks this way .

ewww. A thread created by an east-coastoid.
This reply was created by west gang

West coast you say? I find that most robots are in the east coast unfortunately rip

>not having terrible taste in everything

what did op mean by this?
I meet every criteria except this

>You're not gonna find a virgin girl that thinks this way .
why not? if i was a girl i would be a virgin and also think that way

>ewww. A thread created by an east-coastoid.
>This reply was created by west gang
fucking zoomer speak almost as bad as niggerspeak

Okie dokie artichokie sounds like a plan

>Internet Relay Chat (IRC) is an application layer protocol that facilitates communication in the form of text. The chat process works on a client/server networking model. IRC clients are computer programs that users can install on their system or web based applications running either locally in the browser or on a 3rd party server. These clients communicate with chat servers to transfer messages to other clients.[1] IRC is mainly designed for group communication in discussion forums, called channels,[2] but also allows one-on-one communication via private messages[3] as well as chat and data transfer,[4] including file sharing.[5]
are zoomers retarded or am i the autist?

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Based, top kek

both but theres nothing wrong with your autism

>tfw i'm pretty sure i talked to this one before but she typed because i'm a severe socially retarded autist.

I have autism too
not sure how autism and retarded zoomers have to do with not knowing what that is

What
Super original

I talked to you before but you just left the conversation and never replied again
was 6 months ago don't remember how we met or much of what we talked about i just recognized the name.
looking at the chat it seemed to have lasted like 40 minutes and not very much was said

i guess people dont use irc a lot anymore and the only people who are still using it are autists or boomers.
i use it to pirate books and the occasional chat channel with a bunch of boomers talking like theyre still 19 but with dated internet slang

i would like to think my horrible personality and looks is what deters women, not my autism

Lmao
i never had a pc until i was like 11 or 12 and never used it for anything more than hentai and anime until like right before i was 14

Not surprising and what I was afraid of, send me a message though and possibly the second times the charm im sorry

whats so horrible about your personality?

kek i'm not sure why you stopped replying since i assumed i mentioned autism before we added each other.
Why was you afraid of that, did you feel you recognized my writing or something or you just add a lot of people and that happens?

Also i have no idea the password for that account i just have it on a phone. was going to make a new one and add you on that but if you want to name of the old one i can tell you.
i'm going to eat here in about 5 minutes though so it will be a little longer.

Autism isnt something that scares me I have family that have it and I most likely have it lmao not sure what would have spooked me out into not responding. And a bit of both I would say, I find that when I talk to people on here Ive already spoken to em and you just seemed familiar already

Feel free to add me on the new account but I wouldnt mind knowing your old account to see if I was just in a bad mental spot and didnt get back to ya cause of that

im very needy and clingy
it gets to the point im overbearing to anyone i actually enjoy interacting, at this point in my laugh i just dont connect with anyone out of courtesy

same actually
but i guess iv been here for so long i recalled people being nostalgic about irc chats in like 2012 or something and decided to see what the hubbub was about

Interacting with
at this point in my life
Jesus christ im losing it

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I also want a girlfriend like this, although I don't know about taste and I'm probably not weird enough myself for a weird girlfriend. I like things normal people consider weird but anons consider normal. I don't like saying I like a band or a genre because I usually just like a few examples. My one constant is I love talking about hypotheticals and novel experiences. But I'm a wizard and overweight. I'm losing weight, though. Went from 316 to 245 in the past 9 months. Still going. My goal is 180. I have a minimum wage job but I'm just now turning my life around and should have a better career in the next few years. I never cared about money because I have so many well-off family members, but I started working to pay off my NEET years. I dropped out to play FFXI and TF2 all day, was diagnosed with depression and nobody wanted to help me, but when my 30th birthday came and I was supposed to sudoku, I couldn't do it. I feel like I woke up out of a coma and now I'm finally going to do what I should've done 15 years ago. It'll take 1-7 years to turn my life around. If I haven't found love by 39, which is how old my uncle was when he died, I'm finally becoming an hero.

Sometimes I think of all my math teachers, who treated me like their son. One wanted me to join track. My freshman English teacher wrote me a letter when he retired saying I should be a writer. All the nerds who looked up to me and wanted to be my friend. I can't believe I disappointed them. I want to try, for the first time in my life.

Believe it or not, what motivated me to turn everything around was the realization that it's all downhill from here. Getting old is a bitch. Do you want your first blowjob to be when your skin is wrinkly and your pubic hair is thin and gray? Fuck.

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I know IRC as "that thing I had to download anime from back in the day."

I mean, it ain't impossible. For a time I was talking to one like that. She was from a muslim country though, which kind of explains both the "fuck society" and being a virgin

i probably have a terrible personality too if something like that doesnt bother me

All I need is a loser gf

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i dont know you personally so i have no choice but go by your word. hopefully youre wrong

Need gf
requirements:
>central or eastern europe
>neither fat nor particularly ugly
>okay with me drinking and doing drugs, preferably joins me
>okay with never actually being loved, preferably doesn't love me either and it's just a casual FWB
>not a Gypsy

i honestly thought you were going to say something along the lines of being manipulative or abrasive so even by comparison its not as bad

i'll be your gf, what's your discord? i meet all requirements but i'm not diagnosed with autism and i'm not sure if i'm weird.. i'd just consider myself normal i guess

>im very needy and clingy
same but i'm a guy

[email protected]
give yours i'm waiting for an actual evualttion but my only 2 friends believe i'm autistic and so have the doctors i have seen suspect it so i would assume it counts. if i'm not autistic then i have to be retarded or something.