Whosoever posts the numbers, if those be doubles, shall possess the power of Kek!
Whosoever posts the numbers, if those be doubles, shall possess the power of Kek!
Let's see if I'm worthy!
woll for powie
Hahh! Not even close.
O kek I pray to thee
For a calm wind to pass over the stormy sea
Okay well how about death, destruction and chaos? Pls say no.
...a gf next year?
I'm feelin' lucky, gimme the powers.
...............a bf next year?
Kek is a faggot piece of shit and should kill himself
Corona's it. We're all dying
Gimme da powa!
Not this year, next year. April 14th
fucking christ my internet is committing suicide.
I am here to claim my rightful dark powers as I invoke:
ZAZAS ZAZAS NASATANADA ZAZAS
The one roll to rule them all
Almighty kek, please just give me a girlfriend please please
Great lord of the abyssal and ever-shifting plane of chaos, please grant every lonely NEET on this board a lonely NEET bf
Not unto us, o Kek, not unto us, but to your name give the glory!
hi kek do u wanna go on a date with me?
the digits shall be mine
hmmm we must go deeper
what is kek's one true desire?
a return to nothingness?
a place of colorful lights and infinite sensation?
GIB MILKI MILKIES MMMM
I SHALL CLAIM THY DARK POWERS
if it's not degeneracy he's after
then what could it be?
what is his master plan?
what do the digits mean?
is it a secret so deeply buried, that one cannot access it without rending their mind?
A CLEARING OF THE BLEAK PRESENT TO BEGIN A NEW? TO BRING JOY TO CHAOS ONCE MORE????
There are none left alive worthy enough to possess such power. Best look elsewhere, emissary.
This is probably true. Statistically, someone should have gotten doubles by now. He is withholding his grace.
Rolling to defeat Moloch
I shall roll for the almighty Kek
*a new challenger appears*
Hehh, nothing personel, kid!
Another roll shall be done for the Kek
check out these dubs
origanaofjaololi
Am I I worthy, Lord Kek?
Watch him give his dark gift to some random aimless guy who does nothing notable with it
Gib cool neetbux powers
rerolling because i want neetbux
Fear not, user!
I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!
REEEEE FUCK YOU KEK GIVE SOMEONE COOL CHAOS POWERS
I will get dem dubs
O mighty Lord of Chance and Time, grant onto Me great Power with this Rhyme!
No dubs yet? Weird. The odds should dictate otherwise. Orig
I just want everything to be okay
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN
Praise kek!
Wow with the power of kek my kekule structures will be accurate every single interation!
K-kisamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
YAMERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TRIPS OF KEK, HOLY BASED!!!!!!
Fuck I got trips instead. Does this still count?
Give me digits
If you have any doubt, see
WITNESSED
originallimus
DUBS
TRIPS
OH FUCK KEK HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN
I challenge those FOOLS! I shall be the one and only vessel of Chaos! Bow down before my might!
shall i have the pleasure?
and now the game begins................
Rolling.
This wuhan plague is going to kill millions, thereby ushering in a golden age, an American Renaissance. Don't believe me? just look at my digits
ez as 3.1415926535
A full 360 we're right back where we started
*AYAYAYAYYAYAAAAAAA intensifies*
Grant me thy power o almighty kek, i shall purge the world of all evil.
OOOOOOH SHIT THE GAME BEGINS BROTHERS