/britfeel/

b-but the gold, b-but Iraq! The Conservatives havent done anything wrong in the decade they spent running the country YOU BIG MEANIE ITS ALL LABOURS FAULT WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

*Rubs hands all over the Apus microphone spreading corona and cancelling all Apu concerts til April*
No need to thank me lads.

*wanders around the thread touching every surface with sweaty, unwashed hands*

What's the point in canceling everything if these stupid old cunts refuse to stay home and still come into my work to cough and sputter all over the place.

phwoar thanks lad

that Arabian looking girl in the taxi it quite nice isn't she

/punting/ Latinas

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If there's one thing I hate it's fucking whinge posting, just look at this gay shite And before any of you try and get clever this isn't whinging it's seething

yes I wonder if she gags on the BBC

decided to try the thread out again. but i am closing it now until night time. the thread is mostly angry posts, personality drama and arguments

looks more arab than latina to me lad

you know it makes me feel bad
well I hate a lonely night it's such a depressing sight
I hate the feel of no (you)'s
the taste of bitterness on my lips
in a neon shadow

you whingeposting little cunt, piss off

>gags on the BBC
you mean like do jokes one the telly?

phwoar think I've got the Wu Pingh Cough

you're such a hostile little bellend

ffs I'm coming down with the Kung-Flu

ye like standup comedy and that. for the british broadcasting corporation

Aww more whinging? Colour me shocked, off ye fuck now.

day 3 and still no toilet paper in the shops. Another gym shit it is then

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aren't you whinging about whinging? that makes you a fellow whinger, maybe you should fuck off with him

Dont care, lad. Black hair and big brown eyes do it for me. White women are plain in comparison

Covered it here Im a seether, now you can fuck off as well, smarmy little cunt I should give you a slap for looking my way.

Some lovely spring evening air out there lads. I highly recommend it.

Not incorrect though, is it

wipe your bum with a toilet brush. I've done it and it feels magical

Same, Spanish is a sexy sexy language too. God bless Latinos

*quarantines seethers away from the comfy lads*

any of you got any advice for messaging girls on tinder?
i'm fairly attractive but have become single for the first time since i was like 15 (now 19), and have realised i'm inept with girls. i don't want to become chad, but i want to pretend to be more assertive hoping that this will actually make me more confident eventually

>Some lovely spring evening air
BBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP
oh sorry beans for dinner haha

If I have to stay in the house who will buy me my fucking alcohol reeeeee

Stupid fucking mouse ignored the peanut butter in the live catch trap and ended up on the glue trap

it didn't have to end like this

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set him free now?

What isn't in incorrect? He said he wasnt coming here because people bickering over politics, INSTEAD OF STEERING THE CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE ELSE HE WHINES INANELY

would spark you out and all you silly prick

Look to the handle, it will show your beloved one the way into the past.

you can't trick yourself into behaving in a certain way and you can't 'just pretend to be confident' or whatever normies tell you
confidence is earned through positive experience so the only way you can get it is through success
you just have to try your best and try

No. I stomp on him to put him out of his misery. His intestines propelled out of his mouth at some speed though

I meant that for you, my mistake can show you what most eyes cannot see.

F
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-idris-elba-confirms-he-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19-11958621

Be confident and friendly.

Relating to this user's point: I turned 18 not too long ago and i was considering tinder for reasons, but im not too big on the casual sex meme and also it would be very possible that other people i know in my school would see my account, the main issue though is that apparently i look like 15 or something. Should i just make one anyways? To try it out. One on hand i kinda wanna hold onto my virginity for 'The One' but on the other hand i enjoy experiencing new things, and tinder would be a new thing.

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RIP Stringer Bell

>INSTEAD OF STEERING THE CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE ELSE HE WHINES INANELY
That often makes no difference
>would spark you out and all you silly prick
t. keyboard warrior

I hope HHL has learned his lesson to stop licking spunk off public toilet seats

How come rich niggers like Elba are getting tested despite showing no symptoms? It's a doggy dog world, lads.

damn
they got the big homie idris
youtube.com/watch?v=IaVhV9G4RmU

was walking around this afternoon in just a t-shirt, can't remember the last time i've been able to do that

well that's some job searches bullshitted, time to get baked and watch Guns Akimbo

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We've probably all got it but only the rich can afford the tests.

>That often makes no difference
You know what else makes no difference? FUCKING WHINGING ABOUT IT.

Should slap you silly you stupid bastard.

for context i have already got with a girl from tinder, i have only had it for a week though and haven't messaged any girls first (she messaged me). i think i have some sort of compulsive confidence issues (aka. being a pussy) because no matter how much success i have or compliments i receive i just regress back to self-pity, hence i thought it might be a good idea for me to at least try faking confidence

>Should i just make one anyways?
you don't have to do anything if you don't want to - you could just use it to get some experience with girls if that's what you wanted. i'm kind of just forcing myself to try new things before my youth fades away so maybe not that different from you wanting to try new things

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Should I bother going to my retail job interview on Wednesday? Don't know if I should bother what with all the current uncertainty and even if they offered me it I wouldn't want to be working in a shop during all this shit.

I work in a nursing home and even if I get symptoms they're not going to test me, just tell me to stay at home.

>Should slap you silly you stupid bastard.
Why do you pretend to be a hard man on the internet?

>set him free now?
You can't once they're on the glue trap lad, you'd rip his him to bits getting him off it.
put him out of his misery though.

Would have set him free in the park if he'd just gone for the peanut butter

you keep asking lad in your heart of hearts you know you dont want to go

oh well that was a much more dignified end for him...

It's not an act lad, if I could reach through your computer screen and choke the life out of your stupid face I would do so with little hesitation

honestly lad, about to take a holiday from work and now I cant even go out, miffed

True, lad. Tbh I was excited to get some part time work experience but this whole virus has just made me more anxious and it's just shit timing I reckon. Sorry if I kept going on about it, don't realise when I'm being a spamming cunt, me.

I'm imagining you to be fat or very skinny sitting in your bedroom surrounded by anime toys

>I hope euro 2020 isnt cancelled
And how do you propose that the european football leagues are concluded?

that's a hungarian/romanian my man
t. gyt who /britpunts/ girls who look exactly like that

>of all the things that do not matter at all, football is the most important

I'm imagining you having one last whinge as I rain down blow after blow on your moaning face