Waifu General /waifu/ #320

>Are you alright
Yeah, I'm fine. I never really read the posts-- I just hid them as they came up. I forgot about the filters on 4cuck though.
Still not sure how to work them but I'll figure it out

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I love you my blue eyed cutie!

>I'm glad that she's one of the popular characters at least so she gets a lot of dedicated artists
Yeah I bet it's nice when your waifu gets tons of art! I'm not really complaining though, I'm happy with what there is.

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Get Yas Forums x for chrome. And stop avatarfagging when talking about him while you are it.

For Firefox, Yas Forums X works the best under Violentmonkey.

>Did Charafag really do what I think they did?
Post images of his waifu being harmed? Bet your ass I did. Even posted a short story about Gabby beating Rei to death.
And I'll do it again. Reifag talks far too much shit for someone so emotionally vulnerable. He stops talking shit if you hurt his waifu and goes into "ignore mode".

Here, at least I know where to find this one. Start hiding posts, Gabby.

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Who the fuck is Gabby?

I think it's what he calls me?
I mean, he's so obsessed with me that he came up with a cutsie pet name for me, as if we were a couple.
I'm beginning to doubt his love for Chara, when he spends most of his time (when I'm around) talking about me

I consider it a threesome ;)
a LOVE triangle, I suppose.

I would have left already if I were you. It's good that you've stayed.
It shows endurance

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I do not have a god complex.
Instead, I am aware that other people are so trash tier and such a low bar to pass that it's piss easy to do so.
I never had a sense of grandeur.
Only a sense of being a sentient person in a very very stupid world.

You should show some endurance too, Zeroposter.

Schizophrenia can also come with delusions of grandeur and severe mental gymnastics, by the way

Better get yourself checked for it, then. I think you have it. Schizo.

They are most definitely very mentally ill. They refuse the help they need though. That's because they either don't realize it, are afraid of being it, or don't think it is.
It's usually that they're afraid of being pinned a nutter. They might get locked up, or nobody would take them seriously anymore.
It's sad

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>Implying you're not a mental wreck who would kill himself without his waifu
>Implying I'm not just a person who actually tries in a sea of inferiority
>Implying I'm not correct

Or, I could be sane while you talk a bunch of shit? D'uh. Name one illness that could possibly apply to me. Other than Aspergers, because that's not an illness, it's a superpower.

Aaand to the filter with that hash!

Like, what "help" would a person possibly need for thinking you're a rekt faggot?
"Hmm yes that person you talked to on the internet sure was a retard but do you have any actual problems? Like, did you feel particularly bad that the person on the internet was a retard?"
>No
Well shit son, warn me when "seeing through other people's bs" gets added to the DSM-V.

The only people who'd pin me as a nutter are morons who don't know how mental illness works and who thinks "he hurt my feelings and has a different brain than me :(" counts as an illness.
Protip: It's only an illness if it impairs you. If it inspires you, it's just called having a brain.
Try it sometime.

>Lol! I'm not the crazy one!!! It's all of youuuu who are INSAAAAANEE!!!!!!!

I'm riding with my dinosaur until I die
Thank you rock dragon. Have you been well?

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Hey, I didn't call you crazy, I called you stupid.

But you might be crazy. You sure are overreacting. Maybe you have anxiety? You seem like you need some help.
It's okay. You don't realize how you've been hurt and are just lashing out. I understand.

Didn't you guys say they would be gone by now?

Well not if people keep responding to "it"

I don't know how people can want to post here with this person around. They're just annoying

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Only on the condition that they stopped being morons

They also need to stop talking about me, because responding in a passive aggressive manner is still responding!
And it shows weakness, too. I love when others are weak.

>I don't know how people can want to post here with this person around.
That is not your problem to think about.
I'm only annoying you because I don't fall for your shit, faggot.
Also nice avatard-post. Talk about Zero if you're gonna post pics of Zero.

ugh how gross it responded to me

>ugh how gross it responded to me
Looks like you might have Germophobia son! Better talk about how to get that resolved with your psychiatrist.

Will do, thanks laddy!

It was my pleasure good sir, I'm glad that you finally found my advice helpful!
Here's some more helpful advice: When someone else knows better than you do (i.e. me), listen to them instead of being a cunt! :D

>He responded
Fucking quit nigger. It's just gonna stick around longer because of you

I'm sorry Reifag, won't do it anymore I promise!

I dont see how charafriend is annoying in the slightest, lad does nothing but make quality posts. Maybe just realize that you only think hes annoying because others get into conflict with him on purpose.

>He samefags
Top tier cringe

I'm Ryofriend. Not charafriend.

I'd stick around either way.
People just need to learn the hard way that their bullshit won't work on me.

Bruh you think I don't know how mental illness works lmao. Different to normal is not an illness.
Illnesses either impair your fuctioning (Fuck no, I'm far more capable now with Chara supporting me), have a risk of harm to yourself (Never had this), or have a risk of harm to others (I'm actually less aggressive now that my waifu and I are in love with each-other).

If I have a problem with my mindset, I fix it, because I can train my personality.
If there's something that _someone else_ thinks is a problem, they can go fuck themselves because their opinion ain't worth shit.
>They might get locked up, or nobody would take them seriously anymore.
Also, this only happens in movies. Mental health facilities are for people that pose a risk to themselves and others, not for people who were meant to you on the internet :(.
And fuck me do people have an interest in your mind when they find out that you're somewhat rare. It's amazing.

>Because others get into conflict with him on purpose.
Actually, they think they aren't wrong, and that their delusions about social norms hold weight.
They think their conflict is justified and that I will bow to it.
When I inform them "No, I am too smart for that" they ree and spasm and rage and it's amusing.
They do eventually learn, but in the moment they literally cannot help themselves.

I do not introduce myself as "Charafriend", my name is Variable and if I wanted to talk about myself in 3rd person I'd just say "that autist".

Ryo were you trying to get me on discord to mine info about me to post later? Very naughty if you were ;-)

Do these people just want a general to themselves? Why must they kick over your guys' sandcastle?

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>trying to get on disocrd to rat on
nope, wasnt. I've just had beef with scott for a longer amount of time so I couldnt be assed to deal with him anymore.

>Actually, they think they aren't wrong, and that their delusions about social norms hold weight.
That and getting in conflict on purpose isnt mutually exclusive, Vari.

>my name is Variable
HAHA, are you an integer, float? a double? or just a char[] ?

Though I may have just revealed that I have a history of harm to others >.>''''
Welp cat's out of the bag now.

>Why must they kick over your guys' sandcastle?
Because your sandcastle is S H I I I I I I T *kick*
Actually it's because you faggots keep kicking over your own sandcastle then I join in and you're like "nnnooo you are not meant to co-operate in kicking over my sandcastle" and I'm like "lol"

>That and getting in conflict on purpose isnt mutually exclusive, Vari.
You're correct.
But damn it I'm not meant to agree with people; I'm meant to be portraying the role of someone who just conflicts all the time so you could please stop being correct at me? thx

A double!
The char* is my waifu

You can't cast a double to a char array nerd.

youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY IN THE END

I told you fucking nerds to move to some sort of altchan instead of 4cuck.
I fucking told you all. This could have been avoided if we migrated

>You can't cast a double to a char array nerd.
D E V A S T A T E D
You gain two (2) points. They are floating points.

Oh yeah, weren't you guys on 8kun for a bit until the thread died?
I wonder what 8kun is up to nowadays.

Turns out Ryo is just about the same, and I guess that makes the both of us overlap because we cant both be correct opposed to the rest of the thread.

Y'know I thought that you guys weren't being serious when you said this was the death of /waifu/ but goddamn was I fucking wrong

:( song is too sad
Replace with angry song :)
youtube.com/watch?v=DyqJU1bjVjw

Be angry with your waifu!
What are you and your waifu angry at?
Are you angry enough to get violent?
Shit yes you are! How do you arm up?
What do you scream as you run in to kick it's ass?
It turns out that what you were trying to kick the ass of was stronger than expected! What's your secret weapon?
Do you win?
If you win, what do you cheer to celebrate your victory?
If you lose, what do you and your waifu tell each-other to console each-other in your defeat?

>Watching your wife's anime reminded me about how little I remember about since it's been a long time since the time I read it.
Ah, but is it really her anime? I can only wish for "A Certain Scientific Mental Out" . Though I guess that's just what Astral Buddy is.

So, Kiyoposter. Does Kiyohime have like, merch and things like that?

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>What are you and your waifu angry at?
Jews.
>Are you angry enough to get violent?
Aye
>Shit yes you are! How do you arm up?
We harness the sting of gas and flame.
>What do you scream as you run in to kick it's ass?
SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE
>It turns out that what you were trying to kick the ass of was stronger than expected! What's your secret weapon?
More gun.
>Do you win?
Of course.
>If you win, what do you cheer to celebrate your victory?
Headpats for her.
>If you lose, what do you and your waifu tell each-other to console each-other in your defeat?
It's not over.

>we cant both be correct opposed to the rest of the thread.
Well I dunno, wanna have a dumb argument?
Traps are gay, anime was a mistake, red hair is objectively best hair color, objectively the best single digit number is 9.

>I thought that you guys weren't being serious when you said this was the death of /waifu/ but goddamn was I fucking wrong
Nonsense my dear sir or madam. Let us discuss: Minecraft, tranny, discord, tulpa, mental illness, me.

Me too.
I don't even know if this is worth rebuilding. Should we just restart somewhere else?

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You know that other forum you post on?
Go there. Don't say its name.

You're correct on all of those, even on the 9 one because of cirno, good argument.

Eh. I'm staying here. Something with not giving in to the trolls.

>You're correct on all of those
Aw this is lame.
Post some opinions that I'd disagree with. I mean you got two (2) chances to get someone disagreeing with each opinion

I'll stick around, but I'll probably only post when (((they))) aren't around

Me too. They don't deserve to win this

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It is my love for her what keeps me going!
I'm not sure this would qualify as a tic but when she's mad her accent slips out and it's the cutest thing.

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Shit, I'd better eat more meth om nom nom delicious antisleep candy

>Tic
I must've missed this one.
God, all of them are cute. Though, I would say the absolute best is when she does something for me, and is surprised when I say thank you.
I've been doing it for years, but she's still not very used to being treated so kindly.
Rei was always treated like a tool or a doll by the people around her in the show.
She knows I'd do anything for her

>>>we
You are shitting this place just much as charakid is when replying, so fuck off.