Women arent even human. Can we all just go gay already? Men have the best sex
Women hate thread
Levi Sullivan
Kevin Morales
based
roasties fear men coming together without them
Alexander Wood
its a classic roast move.
>oh baby yaknow what would be sweet? selling your nearest and dearest prized possessions to prove your devotion to me!
Owen Stewart
I usually scroll past these threads, but this post touches a nerve with me.
>5 Years ago
>Had GF
>Temporarily living at my family home rent-free
>Looking to move into a new place
>GF insists I fill out and sign every application form for every property we inspect
>Decides to withhold all forms of affection until I do it
>Mum gets crippling back injury and dad needs help around the house so he can look after her
>Time I get to myself goes from being measurable in hours and half-hours to 3-minute breathers and time to sleep
>Can't go to house inspections
>"Free" days consist of me doing all the physical chores and work around my family's home (starting these projects caused my mum's injury)
>Evenings consist of me trying to fill out application forms while my GF passive-aggressively stomps around not doing her share of house work and complaining that nothing is being done
>GF still withholding affection because I'm not filling out forms fast enough
>Gets a job two towns over
>Only works a single afternoon, but stays there 3 nights a week at a "friend's house"
>GF isn't bombarding me with application forms any more
>I smell a rat because she's still withholding affection
>Confirmed when female family members show me social media posts of her and her new boyfriend
>When confronted she tells me that it's all my fault because I don't treat her like a lover any more
>Told me I was the one who had to fix our relationship
>Literally refused to accept that I was dumping her and she had to leave
Thankfully, the idea of her paying rent to my parents came up and my mum vetoed the idea instantly.
By the end of the break-up every female member of my family wanted to strangle the bitch, but I still really miss her soft, warm cat .
Aiden Bailey
>spoiler
i feel you on that one. I've never had a single living being love me more than my cat did, and i've never loved a single living being more than my cat. it died a little under a year ago and I still tear up whenever I think of it.
Gabriel Green
>Have a girl friend for almost fifteen years
>Chubby blondie that was clearly adopted
>Shared most of our best moments together
>Turn into a friends with benefits deal in time
>Always try to turn it into something more serious
>She shuts me down but we still have sex
>Go into the army and finish my draft
>She goes to college
>Barely see her for about a year or two
>After a couple of years of silence she calls me last Saturday saying we should meet up
>Think she just wants sex
>We shared our news and I try to act like there has been another girl after her she she goes on about her conquests
>Ends up telling me she has a bf and we can't see each other ever
>Literally almost two or three years in silence only to twist the knife harder
>Tells me that our friend ship meant nothing and that when I get a serious relationship I will understand
>Tell her our past matters little and I will not make a move because she I commited
>She knows me for long enough to know I would honor my word
>Tells me she will call me next day to tell me if we can hang out afterall
I guess I wasn't good enough for you Maria
Ian Sullivan
>accidentally have sex with them.
Excuse me? Pinnacle roastie. She talks about it like she accidentally tripped on it to the way to work.
Charles Hall
are you autistic? how do you mean "i think it's time" as if this is a new breakthrough
Isaac Lopez
>accidentally have sex with them
Fuck I know this feel, happens all the time
Oliver Murphy
user, how did you not just fucking strangle her? Something like that would've just sent me over the edge.