NEETs enjoying a nice sweaty Monday afternoon wank edition
/britfeel/
Lincoln Murphy
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Carson Kelly
The cure for corona is pure waifu love.
Kevin Miller
Corrrrr thats a fucking spicey wrap lads.
Dominic Nelson
The cure for your faggotry is my fist bouncing off your head
Grayson Brown
No more stickies hatched yet and I have to go do boring chores ;_;
Benjamin Jones
Seething is a co-morbidity.
Lucas Mitchell
>The police and the army will be mobilised to enforce the rules and a curfew will be imposed from 18:00, the sources said. The lockdown will last a minimum of five weeks, according to the same sources
Happening in france this week.
Jack Price
not big into battle royale games myself, lad. tried playing fortnite with my nephew but was absolute dog shit at it. also tried apex with my friend gay mikey, but again, was no good. hope you enjoy yourself tho lad. i can see the appeal of those games! as for working with my senpai, it's a good time. i get on with them very well. it's a nice atmosphere.
Luke Taylor
>le seething xd
change the record you gimp
Gavin Harris
kek, the pub lads are going to go mental. For me, it's being indoors unless i'm shopping or at work.
Nicholas Perez
I'm totally convinced that I have the virus. My flu from January (lots of mucus) has been beaten back entirely and replaced with the most arid sore throat I can remember. I feel heavily hung over despite not having drunk for several days. My cough is still here, though dry rather than mucus. My temperature is normal, but maybe I am not displaying this symptom. There have been opportunities for me to have caught it too (myself or through family)
William Martinez
Doctor Jones, Jones
Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Get up now
>Wake up now
Cameron Lewis
Zachary Myers
NO WANKING UNTIL CORONA VIRUS IS CURED
Grayson Hernandez
what would you do if the world truly goes to shit 28 days later style, maybe without the zombies
in all honesty I'd just give up. can't be dealing with looters and mayhem like that, I'd just off myself
Isaiah Richardson
love when a former star comes back with a new gimmick
Asher White
At work and got a sore throat and continuous cough. Dunno if it's corona virus or just because I'm trying to stop smoking.
Jose Cooper
good lad, truck lad
Bentley Cox
how long until Lee, Kay or Tim gets the virus and we lose them due to their shoddy immune systems?
Evan Ross
NO
SLEEP
TILL BRITFEEL
NO
SLEEP
TILL BRITFEEL
Dominic Butler
wanking actually strengthens your immune system so that's not a good idea
Jason Flores
corr cillian murphy was beautiful in that filum
goes to show that the thing about men aging like fine wine is utter bollocks
Ryder Fisher
>implying corona is anything close to all the black shit on her pans that makes those delicious blackened fried eggs
She could survive a nuclear blast lad.
Ayden James
THE WORLD IS ENDING NOOOOOO I CANT DIE WITHOUT LOSING MY VIRGINITY TO CHIKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jonathan Adams
I think I'd try and make my way to my grandparents house, they live in rural Dorset so it's probably quite safe and quiet there. Once the food starts to run out though I dunno what I'd do, probably just roam the countryside looting houses for supplies
Jace Williams
>tfw met an amazing girl and asked her to visit me but she has a bad immune system and travel with corona seems unlikely
feels bad man
Austin Anderson
alright imma brave the outside world to pick up a meal deal. Any you lads want out?
Jackson Davis
Just bum around at home until I run out of food. Then probably have a look around the neighbours for more food, most are elderly near me so I could do them in if I had to.
I don't have any skills that would help in that situation, if I can't survive on tinned food forever then I'm fucked.
Ryder Carter
It's fucking not mate, all the old rural people think they're invincible, they aren't even going for the personal space thing yet. Also you might kill them, bit mean.
Ian Hernandez
Thinking about joining the RAF as a Medic, anyone got any thoughts on this? Kind of wanted to be a doctor when I was a kid so I guess this isn't too far off really.
Nicholas Murphy
As long as Jonathan Hague is ok I couldnt give a fook.
Cooper Hill
sore throat isnt a major symptom and you have no temperature. maybe youre just sick.
Hudson Allen
I'm paying for 76MB/s but I only download at 4MB/s on wifi in my bedroom.
Why is internet so slow on this third world country.
Lucas Evans
>be a gammon faced boomer
>think corona is liberal fake news
>just come back from a cruise to italy
>goes to pub
>infects 200 people
David Kelly
Sounds like you have virginitus to me. Virgin-21. Oops. Might as well end it now.
William Myers
Oh I'm assuming if it gets to 28 Days Later tier they'd already be long dead lad. I'd probably find them in each others arms in bed, give them a proper burial
Parker Myers
Thanks trucker fren
If it all goes tits up we can start /britfeel/ meet ups on Truckers MP or something
Hudson Hill
Wifi slows you down by about a third normally. Call them up lad.
Ryder Evans
He's such a wholesome lad, I'm sad he's in that friendship group. He volunteers at the British Heart Foundation, so hopefully he's taking precautions!
Connor Morales
Through the threads of future past
The britfeeler longs to see
One chants out between two worlds
Virus walk with me
Dylan Brooks
The Apus Are Not What They Seem
Joseph Anderson
Just shagged Sophieposter's mum in the bum. She said she loved having a real man around the house. The view of my cum and her rectal blood dribbling down her thigh was just sublime.
I don't think I'll see her again though. What sort of slag does anal on the first shag.
Joseph Wilson
do you play ets2mp or just single player cos of mods?
Jason Long
If they implement a forced lockdown in the UK I take it that means I won't be able to go to the gym?
Jordan Myers
scared there might be a recession and massive unemployment because a gook decided he wanted bat soup for dinner
Austin Stewart
No mate, in other countries it's "Lockdown apart from people that want to go to the gym"
Luke Scott
just single player for me
Julian Russell
>he doesn't have a home gym
Kayden Nelson
is a dry cough not a major symptom?
James Wilson
don't you find it boring single
Luis Harris
Fucking hell lads that maccies was grim, feeling fluey as fuck but I still need to stay awake for this meeting in 3 minutes and an asthma review in another hour.
All whilst sleep deprived, hope I don't end up being a typhoid Mary.
Aiden Richardson
if its a continuous cough then yes
Caleb Morgan
Just shagged Zeus' mum. It wasn't good. She was very dry and hsd literally no meat on her.
Didn't even make and effort. Just laid there proper lifeless like and I ended up cumming on her skull.
Wyatt Ramirez
i dont see what would make it boring
Andrew Torres
Anyone else get a lot of purchase anxiety?
Even now that iv got a lot more money, spending 30 quid on a video game feels like a massive risky purchase and I worry about needing that 30 quid for something more essential
Luke Hall
>typhoid Bazza
Hudson Thomas
Who was closest then
Charles Perez
I liked apex, I wasn't great but I still enjoyed it.
Died straight away on COD. As predicted though.
It's good that you enjoy your job, is it a interesting job or do the family make it interesting/fun
Liam Nguyen
There is a normal flu going around as well lad.
Check your temperature too
Christian Lopez
>2 years 6 months
>still have dreams about her
Dominic Adams
you fucking retard, you're going to see a doctor? Just stay home from everything. Tell someone you feel fluey at the very least, not just for them but for you too. I'm not having any of my feelfrens die because of silliness.
Ryan Stewart
What was it yesterday? Says 1,372 confirmed 35 dead so far.
Austin Rogers
Juan Ward
Don't know, that lad said the new numbers would be released at 2pm
Connor Nelson
Fuckin hell boys, Amazon's one day delivery is now a 1 week delivery
This virus is tearing our lives apart