Have you ever went to a prostitute? How was it?

Have you ever went to a prostitute? How was it?

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No, but my ex was a ho.

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i've been to three. One in vegas and two in brazil. The first was meh, the second one was extraordinary and the third was decent. I can greentext if you want

worth a try, sometimes its bad, sometimes you wont regret either way, better than fapping.

yes pls, this might help user

It's how I lost my card and have been with 6 this far. The best was this big titted upscale milfy one I saw last year. None of them got me harder than her she really knew oral. But I have delayed ejaculation and she kept rushing me to cum. Kindof a standoffish bitch but I might go back to her.

Go nigga

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Yes pls
When i lose my virginity in a couple weeks, i also am gonna greentext it and post it here. The robots will be the only ones who will know my dirty secret.

Nasty hood rat girl - white, couldn't get hard, didnt cum and the cunt gave me herpes. And after I realized I had a big cock but now I cant use it. If I could I would beat the shit out of her

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First experience with a whore

>be me
>friend and I planning a trip to vegas for my birthday
>I remember prostitution is legal in nevada
>start looking up brothels
>everyone says sheris ranch is the best
>start searching on the catalog and find a girl i want to bang
>big redhead with giant tits and a huge ass looks like christina hendricks
>decide i'm going to bang her
>convince my buddy that we should go to a brothel to celebrate my birthday
>he agrees

fast forward to the night of

>have a nice sushi dinner at nobu
>we see a show at the mgm
>gamble a little bit and drink
>around 12:30 the car service for the brothel comes to pick us up
>we get in the car
>driver is some old school gangster who is missing a finger
>he drives us to the ranch, it takes about an hour
>we walk up to the door of the brothel
>madame answers
>she's fat and unattractive
>i walk in the bar where the some of the girls are
>9/10 brunette bombshell walks up to me
>i'm so nervous i'm literally shaking
>tell her to go away and come back in
>order a whiskey and knock it back
>repeat four times
>finally work up my nerve
>ask the madame if the redhead I wanted was available
>shesasleep.jpg
>i'm pissed
>i ask the madame who is available
>she calls a line up
>she takes me to a room
>i'm sitting on the couch drinking whiskey and smoking a cigarette
>all the girls who are awake come out and introduce themselves to me
>i sit for a while, think and pick one
>it's the brunette from earlier

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