Have you ever went to a prostitute? How was it?

Have you ever went to a prostitute? How was it?

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No, but my ex was a ho.

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i've been to three. One in vegas and two in brazil. The first was meh, the second one was extraordinary and the third was decent. I can greentext if you want

worth a try, sometimes its bad, sometimes you wont regret either way, better than fapping.

yes pls, this might help user

It's how I lost my card and have been with 6 this far. The best was this big titted upscale milfy one I saw last year. None of them got me harder than her she really knew oral. But I have delayed ejaculation and she kept rushing me to cum. Kindof a standoffish bitch but I might go back to her.

Go nigga

Greentext. NOW!
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Yes pls
When i lose my virginity in a couple weeks, i also am gonna greentext it and post it here. The robots will be the only ones who will know my dirty secret.

Nasty hood rat girl - white, couldn't get hard, didnt cum and the cunt gave me herpes. And after I realized I had a big cock but now I cant use it. If I could I would beat the shit out of her

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First experience with a whore

>be me
>friend and I planning a trip to vegas for my birthday
>I remember prostitution is legal in nevada
>start looking up brothels
>everyone says sheris ranch is the best
>start searching on the catalog and find a girl i want to bang
>big redhead with giant tits and a huge ass looks like christina hendricks
>decide i'm going to bang her
>convince my buddy that we should go to a brothel to celebrate my birthday
>he agrees

fast forward to the night of

>have a nice sushi dinner at nobu
>we see a show at the mgm
>gamble a little bit and drink
>around 12:30 the car service for the brothel comes to pick us up
>we get in the car
>driver is some old school gangster who is missing a finger
>he drives us to the ranch, it takes about an hour
>we walk up to the door of the brothel
>madame answers
>she's fat and unattractive
>i walk in the bar where the some of the girls are
>9/10 brunette bombshell walks up to me
>i'm so nervous i'm literally shaking
>tell her to go away and come back in
>order a whiskey and knock it back
>repeat four times
>finally work up my nerve
>ask the madame if the redhead I wanted was available
>shesasleep.jpg
>i'm pissed
>i ask the madame who is available
>she calls a line up
>she takes me to a room
>i'm sitting on the couch drinking whiskey and smoking a cigarette
>all the girls who are awake come out and introduce themselves to me
>i sit for a while, think and pick one
>it's the brunette from earlier

cont....

>she takes me back to her room
>we start negotiating
>she wants $3000 for the hour
>i tell her i'm closer to $300 than $3000
>she says for $300 she will masturbate and i can jerk off and watch
>wtf.jpg
>imnocuck.jpg
>ask her what I can get for a $1000
>she says i can have a one cum party
>agree
>i give her the cash
>she makes me take a shower
>she comes out naked
>big fake tits
>she puts a flavored condom on me and puts the weekend on
>starts sucking my dick
>after a little while I get tired of the head and have her get on top
>she rides me until she is out of breath
>tells me to switch position
>i switch to doggy
>i get out of breath
>switch back
>rinse and repeat
>she says she wants to do missionary
>i say no i dont like it
>she gets back on top
>im having trouble finishing cause i drank too much working up my nerve
>she says my time is almost up
>as soon as she says that i flex my legs
>grab onto her waist
>start pulling her hard on my dick
>slapping her ass telling her to go faster
>finally stimulated enough
>cum buckets

afterwards we hung out for a bit, i played her guitar. then she walked me out. she was a nice girl. looked like zooey deschanel with green eyes. still i rate it meh because of the transactional relationship and she wouldnt let me kiss her

pic related got it off the brothel's website

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second experience with a hooker

>flying into brazil to meet my friends for a bachelor party
>flight gets delayed
>friends get tired of waiting for me and go to the hotel
>i get loaded at the airport
>finally get in
>take a cab to the place
>my friends are plastered
>we are supposed to go hiking tomorrow
>no way they are going to make it
>decide to say fuck it and let loose
>cold cop some coke off of a random
>start getting fucked up
>end up in a casino/whorehouse
>playing roulette
>all of a sudden i see one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen
>10/10 young fair skinned latina
>immediately walk away from the table
>forget i have money on it
>grab her and tell her shes coming with me
>get in a cab
>entire cab ride we are tongue kissing
>i put my hand up her skirt
>she's soaking wet
>we get back to the hotel
>i sit her down
>bust out cocaine
>pour it all over her tits
>take a massive line and suck the rest off of her tits

Where's the rest of it? I want know about the brazilian girls. GIMME MOAR!

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1000$ holy shit, why so much? is that the standard price in a brothel in nevada?
thanks for the story btw

>grab her and tell her shes coming with me
Totally chad attitude

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No but once i graduate i plan to see one to lose my virginity as being one at 21 is sad

>take her shirt and bra off
>put a condom on
>she starts sucking my dick
>her ass is right next to my face
>i pick her leg up and put my head in between her legs
>she is just sucking the soul out of my dick
>for some reason i got the strong urge to inhale her ass
>did
>it smelled like nothing
>she gets on top and starts riding me
>i cant decide whether i want to pull her close to me and kiss her or watch her work
>i do both
>she is getting tired
>i switch to doggystyle briefly
>turn her over because i want to see her face
>fuck her missionairy
>keep kissing her
>she's whispering spanish in my ear
>her pussy is on fire
>the bed is soaked
>rinse repeat for literally two hours
>shes on top, both of us literally pouring sweat
>she's moaning spanish
>i start telling her to go faster
>she speeds up
>starts to slow down
>slap her ass and tell her faster
>she keeps it up
>her sweat is dripping down on me
>her pussy going up and down up and down as fast as she can
>finally its too much for me
>grab her and hhold her tighht
>explode
>she is so tired she just lays on top of me and breathes heavily

my only regret is wearing a condom. i thought about paying her to stay with me through the week but then i thought about the language barrier. honestly if she spoke english and i didnt go out there with my friends i mighht have brought her back to the states

Yes. First of all, they are "escorts" not prostitutes.
It's a mixed bag, sometimes they don't look like their picture, one of them reeked of cigarettes, but overall it's pretty good. I would do it more often if I had the money. A couple I've seen had really good personalities too and were cool to chill with.

You needed a condom for a bj? Did the girl have herpes or something?

My life would of turned out 10x better if i fucked prostitutes instead of falling in love with sluts and roasties multiple times . I used to always say how proud I was to never have paid for a woman. Sometimes you dont realise your a simp till it hits you in the face . leason learned tho

no, pretty much all hookers make you wear a condom for a bj unless you pay them extra

I've been thinking about seeing one next time I'm in Nippon to lose my V-card in an amusing way. I'm on the fence about it, but I'd appreciate it if you'd pick out a costume for the poor girl.

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>yukari
yukari
>yukari
yukari
Honestly, it would be pretty humiliating to have to dress up like an anime character and fuck strangers, but they signed up for it, so it's alright.

Yukari's pretty good but I'm more of a Mako guy, although that isn't an option. I've always had a soft spot for Erika, so I might go with that.
I figure that if I'm only going to see a hooker once in my life I may as well do it like this. They'll step on your dick if you ask nicely, too.

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choose the nier automata

Shimakaze is really good, too. Honestly, I'd go for shimakaze over yukari.
>They'll step on your dick if you ask nicely, too.
That sounds unpleasant and painful.

third experience

>drunk
>walk downstairs late at night
>find some girl with long hair and big fake tits
>she's probably late 30s early 40s
>i asked her how old she was and she said 30
>yeahright.jpg
>grab her anyway, i need a milf in my life
>take her back to the room
>she tries to kiss me but i'm not into it
>gag her with my dick for a little while
>she gets on top
>rides me
>gets tired tries to switch positions
>i say no
>she keeps going
>i'm smacking her ass telling her to go faster
>she can barely talk
>seeing her out of breath and tired while i was just laying there doing nothing was honestly i turn on
>i can tell this is a workout for her
>she is literally panting trying as hard as she can to make me cum
>the smell of her pussy is filling the room
>the scars on her the bottom of tits were working against her
>every time she slows down i slap her ass and tell her faster
>when she tries to lean over me i push her back and tell her sit up straight cause i like to see her titties bounce
>because of this she has to move her whole body up and down instead of just her waist
>i've got my hands on her hips and im pulling hard on my dick
>i can see how tired she is
>eventually i feel bad for her
>i dont switch positions but i let her put her hand on the head board and lean forward
>she grabs onto the head board and starts moving her ass up and down really fast
>i pull her down and cum

after words she started fanning her self and hyperventilating. when she finally caught her breath she asked how old i was. when i told her she said i fuck like a 24 year old (whatever that means)

weird i remembered this is as decent but typing it out made me remember it was actually pretty hot. i mean she was like a 7 and the tit scars/smelly puss took away from it but just making her work so hard for the 100 bucks or so i gave her was satisfying

>Brazil.

>Speaking Spanish

gtfo

this is not a larping error. it wasnt Portuguese most hookers in south america are from colombia

>be me
>be in the army
>be virgin
>other guys find out
>want to drag me to brothel
>i say no fuck off
Prostitutes are pretty repulsive tbqh

Did you ever have a normal rs/gf?
If not, did you only fuck 3 times in your life?

>Prostitutes are pretty repulsive tbqh
said the loser virgin

depressing as fuck. If you fuck a prostitute you are truly lost.

cool I'm a virgin dad.
Am I like Mother Mary now?

nah it was hot as fuck. i lost my virginity in high school like a normal guy so i dont need to couple emotion and sex

stay seething and coping while we have sex. stay here and spend your time on Yas Forums

he needs to find some moral superiority in being a friendless virgin

About 4 times, 3 massive disappointments, 1 ok-ish experience.
Go to a massage parlour instead, way safer and generally nicer girls.

I literally lost my fear of talking to girls after I went to a hooker and got a gf 2 months later.

After you spend hours naked alone with a girl your mentality is permanently changed. They're not scary anymore. Once you see girls as coomers who want to laugh and suck dick, the way you talk to them will be different. Tease them, talk about their bodies, be confident in your beliefs and actions and they'll want to spend time around you. Don't ask about their emotions unless you're making fun of them, don't try to fix their problems and make sure early on tell them you want to hang out with them alone.

Getting a hooker changed my life

>$3000
Jesus Christ, did you want to fuck Margot Robbie? No random pussy is worth that much

I've been with a few escorts. Not very expensive where I live. Quality varies greatly. The worst I've had had no patience, rushing the whole thing and getting frustrated at every little thing. Very mechanical the whole time. But the best one I had was amazing. Cute face, slim figure and a small chest. She wore a cute outfit, like a pink schoolgirl skirt or something. She took her time, let me pick the music, chatted with me, kissed, undressed sexily in front of me, blew me without a condom, then we had sex with a condom. She rode me, then did doggystyle in front of a mirror, did missionary, then she put her legs together as I did her, which was hot. Her dirty talk was sexy. Then she let me cum on her chest. Very much worth it if you have a good experience.

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it's expensive in nevada brothels. the girls are super hot and its tightly regulated. i didn't pay 3k that was only for the hour, it was only 1k. I would pay 100k to fuck margot robbie though

Have 3 regular ones I see, all are 9's and 10's with bubble butts and fake tiddies, one has real tiddies that are naturally big. They've become more comfortable with me and we do all sorts of fun things, especially when they put on whatever I like and role play.

If chose astolfo or any other trap.
Do you get a trap in real life?

It was just girls last time I checked. Only some will fug foreigners and I think two speak English well enough that you won't need any Japanese.

get topped u tranny loving faggot

Good luck with the yakuza, baka gaijin.

everyone with $200 is a chad in brazil

>she's whispering spanish in my ear
they speak portuguese in brazil, user
hot story though

Realistically how much should I expect or be willing for a good one

will they suck your dick without a condom on without charging extra?

hookers in south america are trafficked from colombia and venezuela. she was speaking spanish

no they will charge extra. some wont do it at all

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1 of the 3 does since she knows me well, she is very picky and low volume. The second one will for extra and third one is absolutely no.

no I'm not a tranny or would want it to be a guy, I was just curious what happens.

let's say I can japanese but is a foreigner, could I still get enjo kosai, or are there few services?

I'm no expert, but you can probably find a place that's okay with foreigners if you look hard enough.

do japan hate or dislike foreigners?
what if i move to japan and live there for a few years, would I still be considered a foreigner?

From what I gather it depends on how long you're there, what you do, and if you're paying taxes or not.
You will always be a foreigner, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

The first time I went I got HIV but didn't realize it till 9 months later, in which time I saw 5 other prostitutes.
One of them found out I had HIV and transmuted it to her and she told two of her friends who were also escorts I had been with. I infected all of them.
I had to leave the city and I'm going to legally change my name because they've been threatening to kill me in my sleep and keep finding my phone number even though I changed it. Pretty sure they're searching for my name online and finding my new phone numbers. Somebody broke the windows on my car while I was at work and I've had people knock on my door at 3 am for 20 minutes before they finally left after I hid and pretended I wasn't home.
Would not recommend.

that's frightening user. I hope you can get out soon. Can't you just buy a burner phone or something?

Likely larp, but this is why you never fuck streetwalkers bareback.

I didn't care at the time. I was a virgin and desperate. I asked her specifically if I could pretend she's my gf. Kissing, creampie, saying "i love you," cuddling after. At one point I even started tearing up when we were cuddling because I actually felt like she was happy and we were going to have a life together and be okay. When she left in the morning I ended up texting her way too much how I had feelings for her and when I could see her again, sent her good morning texts, etc etc and it took her three weeks to text me back. I was basically on her social media 24/7 checking to see what she's up to and at my lowest point I would pretend I was in bed with her at night and kissing her good night.
She's the one that gave me HIV so I kind of got over it but not really. She was my first girl and I'll never get over it I don't think. I wish she didn't hate me anymore. We both have HIV now I don't know why we can't start a real relationship.

That's rough, I see escorts but always wrap it up before going in. What were your symptoms of HIV? And also, even though she has HIV too, she still has high standards and won't date you, she'll get some wealthier beta bux that will take care of her and pay for her meds. sad but true.