/britfeel/

Ditto so I could make it turn into all the lasses I fancy so I can fuck em up the arse

>i guess an electric type for free electricity
I don't think it would work like a generator unless you like hooked it up like a slave/cow/cattle

just ate a whole cheese and garlic tear and share by masel

This Taiwanese girl in London has uploaded a second video.
She is still pretty mental.
youtube.com/watch?v=VT55Hq6SyPw

I do have to admit I found it really hot when Moni goes

>You could have just PayPal'd me but...whatever!

That was such a Stacy thing to say. Props to you Moni. I loved how you called ShoutAnon a 'ChumbaWumba' too.

>Taiwanese
>yank accent

Slut.

>Next Saturday or Sunday
think you supposed to say
Next uuuuuuuh Saaaturrday or ummmm Sunday ahhh yeah hehe.

please have a better script for the radio and dont talk out what your doing

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quality post

Dutch stoners queing up for weed before the cafes all close

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That buying a porn mag for some kid mission in yakuza is well hard.

ee-er ee-er
Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em "Fuck 12, fuck SWAT"
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mm
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy
I got the mojo-deals, we been trappin' like the '80's

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>Seen people commentating that since they can't travel abroad on holiday now they'll just travel domestically
>Already seen Scarborough namedropped

STAY AWAY YOU CUNTS. Just because you can't travel abroad doesn't mean you should travel and spread coronavirus domestically

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Thanks. I was always unsure on the whole greeting on dates.

I suppose it is all subjective and your methods may not match mine because you could be better looking/more smooth with women.

To the user who asked for dating site advice I replied in the last thread.

>jamie may minjie
>minjie
Phwoar her last name is minge

I work 4 days a week so that's impossible, also what show runs twice a week?

Worse than Ebin?

Nice to see a compliment for once

My manager said I do the same thing on the phone at work

My start selling a cure for corona virus on ebay only its my spunk.

No I'm an overweight tramp and you wouldn't want the women that I get, they're trash.

Amer now throwing Ebin under the bus

>Worse than Ebin?
just throwing his "mates" into the firing line as casually as you like

People are incapable of staying in one place anymore. It's fucking nuts. My sister recently tried to arrange to hang out and I basically told her to fuck off.

I'm not sure what the deal is, but since he removed the Britfeel Radio he uploaded a few weeks ago today (I'm guessing in response to Moni's new show), that leads me to believe the guy's still all over the place
>the mic still works and the amount of times hes just fucked off and gone silent for months without telling me shit, or had a go at me and then fucked off..I wont apologise to him because the double standards are through the roof
also that doesn't sound like 'got his shit together' material, ngl. Not trying to throw shade at the lad, you and him made some top tier content, just doesn't feel like he says that way, which is a damn shame.

Sunday Sport already covered it.
twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1238917841136635907

holy fucking shit was poley for real bullying ebin about losing his gf, at least her fucking tits had grown through amer

You said uhmmm and ermmmm and stuttered more times than you actually said words. It was easily the worst out of all radios theres been. I believe it goes bong radio, britfeel radio and then whatever it is you did comes dead last. The dislikes say this too, but you're just too fucking dumb to understand.

that wasn't ebin that was The Ambassador.

Nice trips of Satan! and no desu Ebin's was worse. Sounded like a Naked Mole Rat. That's the image I had in my head anyway.

How many first dates have you had? Does it get easier the more you go on? Feels like it does, I am getting less nervous.

I suppose I have to take small victories and just keep improving.

>Naked Mole Rat

Ebin is probably the best looking britfeel "personality" though

Did you flick your hair when you said that line? I was imagining that.

>bong radio
the one that consistently got between 2 to 8 viewers ?

Imagine being a newfag and not knowing the most basic of lore for the past few years.
Embarrassing lad.

*ahem* SCEA *cough*

That's really not saying much user

It was harsh but yeah it was Andrew
Ebin is a KHV

26
12 I didn't see again. 10 I ended up sleeping with, and whenever I slept with a girl I have had sex with her on at least 2 separate ocassions.

It gets much easier, it's just a skill you learn.

Offical guest rating list:

1) Ebin
2) Poleaboo
POWER GAP
3) Andrew
POWER GAP
7464) Shoutanon

Reminder that Amer thought the Left/Right pan was the volume so for 5 minutes, after 'turning the volume up', he could only be heard in the right channel.

>imagine being the guy who follows the sunday sport
How many z's your first name got in it two?

AND I could hear all his windows notifications every 2 or so minutes. Fucker's a fraud!

Having a small amount of viewers who support them is better than having a load of people there to laugh and singer at you. If you go by numbers then the original britfeel radio had 82 live viewers at one point, when pol visited. So dont go by viewer counts or you're still second best.

Q-ing amirite?

It's not fair lads. I can't believe shes gone

Stay strong Andrew x

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Ideas for /britfeel/ radio

>personality interviews
Get thread personalities to come on. Do loose interviews. Ask how they discovered /britfeel/ and how long they posted etc. Answer questions posted in the thread or in youtube chat

>meme review
talk about good old memes from /britfeel/ history.

>food and drink
>bennies vs wageys

>Ebin tries to bring up topics (football season being cancelled)
>Gets shot down by Poleaboo and Shoutanon who don't even try to talk about them

>the original britfeel radio had 82 live viewers at one point
no, it didn't, it's best ratings were when I was a guest on it

>Having a small amount of viewers who support them
There are around 8 people in Yazim's discord group
They (you) were literally the only people who listened to it

>sister constantly fucking off going out with randoms on tinder
>if i get coronavirus its going to be her fucking fault because she cant just stay inside like the rest of us

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The only known chin that could crack the entire universe in one blow.

you know, if this country gets quarantined what happens to the smack heads? am I going to have to stay home so that 7 stone smack head steve doesn't crawl under my door or what? I mean if the country is locked down who's gonna give em drugs? before they crash due to withdrawal they're gonna turn feral lads

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How fucking gay are you lad? Gayest post I've seen in weeks.

Great ideas, the aim is to have known people appear, that's what makes us legit compared to the other radio shows which had their discord pals as guests

My bad, I had other topics in the can though I did bring up the National League still playing

If he's 7 stone just stamp on his neck as he crawls under.

Ebin is the only one who actually tried on the radio. You need to take lessons as a host and stop inviting boring people on

You're not going to win against autism. The numbers when you were on were 54 at its highest, and they were there to listen to zeus abuse you, which he did. Months after it was posted to Yas Forums and /bant/, and they got 82 viewers on the radio, and they didnt have any guests on. So that's still more than when you went on. Literally 93% of people here are laughing their head off at your shit show, you wouldnt listen to anyone else's points, you have zero confidence, you uhmmm and errrrmm all the time, it's sad.

>no, it didn't, it's best ratings were when I was a guest on it
Untrue and more lies again from the pakistani who won't reveal what he meant by "cunnies" when referring to children working at an arcade. How can anyone take you seriously when you won't even be honest with yourself, you vile fucking sex offender.

Very valid concern lad. I reckon the markets will boom. Thick smackheads are at the mercy of what their dealers can do. Will 15 year old Tyrone buy from Empire?
Interesting to see if they do go full withdrawals too. Some people who have been on drugs for a long time will die from withdrawals.
Is this the end for junkies?

>you know, if this country gets quarantined what happens to the smack heads?

I've just asked Crona on discord what contingency plans she has.

>eats the chocolate chips out of the bakery cupboard

>that's what makes us legit compared to the other radio shows which had their discord pals as guests
Like your discord pals, ebin, crona, shoutanon and andrew?

Nonces of a feather...

Got some leftover chicken after I roasted one yesterday. Not to sure what to do for dinner tonight.
I have onion, leeks, carrots, potatos pasta and chopped tomoatos.
I am torn between three options.
A pasta dish with chicken in tomatos and carrot onion over the pasta as a sauce.
A chicken soup with leeks onions carrots potatos.
Just the chicken cold with boiled taters leek and carrot.
What you lads reckon?

>was on other radio once
>not a personality
>not on discord
>not their friend
You'll be no different. You'll stick to elitism to keep you and your pals as 'top dog'.

yeah but the smackheads around my area look like they would be the only thing alive after a nuclear fallout apart from cockroaches, feel like they would climb through my plumbing and shank me in the neck with a rusty screwdriver, I don't want them sniffing round for anything to get high on, they might not look much but they look like they'd be impossible to kill

i propose that nobody is allowed to mock anyone expect the blind and deaf
those buggers aren't going to know about it anyway

yeah but before they get withdrawals and they are gonna be running on fumes they're gonna be sniffing around for anything and those fuckers are crafty and do not give a fuck, leave the house for 5 minutes to come back to them shimmying up my drain pipe and crawling through a crack in the window and if they are desperate enough shanking anyone in their way.

I'm very depressio

Apu, get up off the floor
That lad you're with, he ain't no innocent NEET
He's a killer, fren.
I seen him rip apart a young frog with his bare hands
Now, I know you think you know just what you're doin'
You've snacked here time and time again before
But be careful with your heart
'Cause this thing's about to start
And it's about to escalate into a war

Twenty-five Help Helpers at the show
But only one that will survive
It's not how they dance, it's who you know
Helper-Thon 2005

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