Weekly Family Thread

But hypothetically speaking, if she was willing, would you?

My dad is getting a little stressed about the Coronavirus. He was driving back and forth for work but now he's stuck on location so it's just me and my sister. He firmly told me that she can't leave the house and that I'm the only one that can do anything. Honestly I'm having a hard time figuring out exactly what to do in this situation. My sister seems to be fine since she isn't the most active anyway but she doesn't like the figurative handcuffs. Regardless she's chosen that my bedroom is the place to be and is really enjoying free reign to the wonderful set up I've made. I don't mind but I feel like I have to act annoyed as the older brother.

>Regardless she's chosen that my bedroom is the place to be and is really enjoying free reign to the wonderful set up I've made.
So is she sleeping with you? Or at least cuddling?

>Me: Accidentally uses "his" to refer to coworker
>Brother: "WOW so she was the trans girl all this time I can't believe it"
>No she's not-
>"You're not only hungry for titties and ass, you want that girl dick too, can't believe it"
>No stop-
>"Just wow wow wow, can't believe it"
>He literally leaves and drives away
>Me:
>Get a text two minutes later saying he thought he was being funny but he feels bad now

Anyway I'm dying.
That's weird but you do you.

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Not sleeping together. I wake up too early for her on most days and I don't think she wants to cross that boundary. Personally I don't want to. Getting a good night's sleep is tough. Sometimes we get close when watching things but that's always been the case. She likes to grab when she's sleepy.

How would you feel if she was actually a tranny?

Uhhhh I dunno. I don't think it would effect my confusion much, I'd just be confused in different ways.
Speaking of confusion, today is a Japanese twitter ho type of day so get ready.

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>Personally I don't want to. Getting a good night's sleep is tough
I have heard that sleeping is easier when you are close to someone that you love.

I'm starting to wonder if Sundays is a bad day for our thread restarts. The activity is really low at the start of most threads.

You don't think she would want to? Has she tried? Didn't she try sleeping in with you one morning?

I personally value the space

She usually leaves on her own. Sometimes it can be difficult to push her out if she just crashes. Usually I wait until I'm really ready to sleep or I just move somewhere else. Sometimes she comes to my bed and lays in it to get me up in the morning on my days off and jokes about going back to sleep and skipping school.

Have you ever actually tried cuddling with her while trying to get to sleep?

Not really no, we've snuggled up before. We don't spoon or anything like that.

It doesnt have to be spooning, but you should try cuddling with the possibility of sleep, like on a night where you dont have work in the morning and can sacrifice the possibility of a good night of sleep if you end up not sleeping well, though your probably would sleep well.

How attached are you to your GF, and how attached is she to you? How much of the world would you burn or poison to stay together? Excessive attachment is indeed dangerous, but love is a beautiful form of madness, and worth surrendering to.

>biting, kissing, caressing
You probably weren't here for my story, but that is how my wife got me. So unless by kissing you mean "quick, chaste peck on the cheek" and caressing means "occasional head pats," you are walking a dangerous line. Biting could go either way, depending on force and location.

Highly variable. I sleep better when I can spoon her, and listen to her heartbeat and breathing. She needs me to be in the house or else she has difficulty resting. BUT, she has also been tempted to smother me when I snore (and I snore a lot).

Maybe Saturday instead? Or better yet, what days is it most likely to die on, and aim for more time before that.

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>How attached are you to your GF,
Probably too attached

>how attached is she to you?
Apparently attached enough to subvert what her mother told her about me.

>How much of the world would you burn or poison to stay together?
A pretty large amount

>worth surrendering to.
Maybe, but I still feel like I should try not to be too free.

>She needs me to be in the house or else she has difficulty resting
Aww, thats so sweet.

>BUT, she has also been tempted to smother me when I snore
That is a bit less sweet

Bumpity fuckity faggity I just saw a commercial with a drag queen and I want to kill something

>Sister says she wishes she had a boyfriend like me
>Mom tells me that she wishes that my sister had a boyfriend like me
what do they mean by this?

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Obviously, it means that you need to fuck your sister.

How would you feel about dating your sister?

This is the thinly veiled incest thread right? How do I fuck my mom.

With great difficulty. I have heard that mother-son relationships are very difficult to initiate. With that having been said, however, what is your relationship with her like currently?

It's pretty good, she's not the best mom but she's a good friend. She's cute but if I'm being honest I mostly want to fuck her because her taste in men is atrocious.

why are you here?
I like that too....
>She likes to grab when she's sleepy.
go on....
But for real, sometimes the most comfortable thing in the world is to sleep with someone's head on your shoulder
breakup going well?

>breakup going well?
No breakup, she is just hiding me from her mom.

She really likes grabbing onto you when she's getting tired. It kind of feels like an instinctual thing. She's tired and ready to sleep so she reaches for someone that's willing to protect her. That's what I've always figured at least.

I have a little sister and she annoys me to no end. i am 20 and shes 5 but shes behind on her development so she still acts like a 3 year old. my mom just lets her yell random nonsense constantly and she spends a lot of time just repeating the same shit she hears from her ipad every day. how do i train her to be human?

From what i understand the mom usually has the interest first.

Romeo and Juliet so romantic. She loves you!

Well she's very interested in finding a man to fuck/marry, any way I can work with that?

First of all your her son so. No

Man I already know it probably wont happen but I'd rather try and fail then do nothing.

I dont know. It sort of seems to me like she is using him to rebel against her mom, but what do I know.

I doubt that, but I suppose that she could be.

Bumpity fuckity faggity I am a little bit tired

i have 3 sisters and i fuck 1 on sat, sun, and mon and they found out that i was boning them all yesterday

>what days is it most likely to die on
I know that I usually stop bumping on Friday night and let Saturday go threadless.

Hope you all had a great few days. Bumpanon - how did it go with your girlfriend's mom? You win her over?

>Spent the weekend watching Disney movies
>Got together for a little joint birthday party for my sister and myself
>Stores are impossible to deal with
>Have the essentials but ran out of milk
>Made a leprechaun trap for my son for preschool
>Half an hour after we started it, got the announcement that the schools are closed till the 27th
Yep the world is going crazy.

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>Bumpanon - how did it go with your girlfriend's mom? You win her over?
Not quite. You could look at the tail end of last thread for a more thorough history of what happened, but the essentials are
>girlfriends mom thinks I am not good enough for her daughter
>she refused to listen to me
>girlfriend has told me that she still wants to be with me, but does not want to tell her mom
>as a result, she is back to dating me in secret

Also,
>Made a leprechaun trap for my son for preschool
Those things are the fucking bomb. I remember making one when I was little that was supposed to use syrup to catch the leprechaun and it was awesome.

This stuff is bullshit
I was basically groomed into having sex with my older sister at 11 (she was 13) and I did it until i was about 15 and it really fucks me up thinking about it - and I regret it deeply especially when i got shit faced and called up my other sister and told her about it looking for support while i was suicidal and now i can't even talk to her and i'm constantly worried about her saying something - incest isn't hot or anything this fucking sucks

While I am sorry for you and I hope that you can find peace, incest is not always entirely negative. For some of the people in these threads, incest has served to foster relationships that have drastically improved their lives. There are going to be those who will fetishize it and constantly advocate for it, but for some, incest is just a description of their relationship. Good sometimes, bad others, but a romance nonetheless.

I'm sorry that her mom is still being difficult, but I'm glad to hear your girlfriend elected not to completely throw in the towel. She'll either come around or simply begrudgingly accept she can't control your girlfriend forever.

>I remember making one when I was little that was supposed to use syrup to catch the leprechaun and it was awesome.
That sounds awesome! I thought something kinda mouse trappy would be fun, but my son wanted a more traditional shoe box falling on it to catch it. Basically, there's a dowel rod holding it up with a string on it, the other end of the string hot glued to some tokens, and a sign that says "Free Gold" in front of the tokens.

Once it's all done, I'll have to take a picture and share it. Same he's missing St. Patricks day because of the corona shit.

Well my sister tried to go crazy tonight and wanted to do all these amazing things that she doesn't get to do when my dad isn't home. She couldn't really think of anything and instead just spent the day without pants on and crashed in my bed while I watched youtube videos on my computer. She's a real party animal.

I'll probably get the couch tonight.

>I'll probably get the couch tonight.
Clearly she wants you to come cuddle with her. Give it a shot.

>She'll either come around or simply begrudgingly accept she can't control your girlfriend forever.
Thats the hope.

>I thought something kinda mouse trappy would be fun, but my son wanted a more traditional shoe box falling on it to catch it. Basically, there's a dowel rod holding it up with a string on it, the other end of the string hot glued to some tokens, and a sign that says "Free Gold" in front of the tokens.
That sounds pretty great, and way more intricate than mine ever was. You definitely need to show us!

Then there's the chance that she doesn't want that and when I get into bed she gets mad at me and I go from an excellent relationship to walking on thin ice with one mistake.

You can just say that you were tired and tried to sleep across the bed from her if she gets mad. But she wont, I can guarantee it. Unless there is something pretty major that you have neglected to tell us, she at least wants some cuddles.

Nothing like you're implying. Maybe I'll try it, I can just put something on the TV and roll with that if she asks why I'm there. I just want my own bed.

Declare that you have soverienty over your bed, any any attempts of hostile take overs will be met with tickles

Bumpity fuckity faggity goodnight everybody. Sleep well and sweet dreams guys