/britfeel/

Bloody hell, that last thread went by quite quickly edition

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first for /britfit/

Seething lads, watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly this morning (it's set before the other two i'm going chronologically) and For a Few Dollars More isn't on Netflix. How could they have dropped the ball like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=MEq7D_vy4Ns
essentiaI britfeeI viewing.

third for nice posting

try youtube it might be on there. good taste in movies btw

nth for god i wish i were a proper girl

people are dying out there and you lot are just sat around talking about trannies

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No wonder poley's a fat lad. His dad's been stockpiling

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This. Unless you're on a good degree (which if you are you won't have to ask 'what's a good degree?' or 'is my degree good?, because it'll be very obvious and you'll be intelligent enough to know yourself) then uni is nothing more than a state of perpetuated adolescence. It's a daycare for young adults.

Although I'm not a student any more I still live on a campus (details not important) and it's really disheartening how the students act. Literally EVERY night of the week you have the majority of the halls going out clubbing or house partying or throwing a hall party. It's all just an excuse to drink copious amounts of booze, play shitty loud music, shout a lot, generally fuck up wherever they are and then pair off and fuck each other.

None of those cunts are going to benefit from getting riddled with debt and set back three years for a 2:2 in communications.

Of course the education system in this country and much of the West is fucked at a very fundamental level, like pushing so many people to uni to begin with, but the kids attending now aren't even pretending that they're doing it for any real reason beyond 'that's where the fun is, haha BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE, RIGHT?'.

Why don't northerners just work at their Daddy's firm?

everyone is
I saw a woman pull up to her house at 3am carrying stacks of toilet paper, she saw me giving her a look that was like
>really?
and she got all flustered

For a few dollars more is the best one. Lee van Cleef is a legend.

The voice of the noncehunter in the grey sweatshirt makes him sound like he got castrated or something

'ANGINGS TOO GOOD FER EM!

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Remember he has three wives, four cousins, two sets of grandparents and seventeen children at home to feed. That's not beyond the pale for him to buy that much food.

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>Japanese man tests positive for coronavirus again

so much for herd immuity waheey

Fucked nose guy how you gay already? u a cocksucca!

Gonna tidy my room. Forgot to do it but that lad reminded me.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If youse have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>guy
hey that's not nice

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
no they dont

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Not sure if trolling or just a complete smoothbrain retard
Fuck off either way lad

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thinkin about subscribing to an onlyfans account but it feels a bit pathetic

it is pathetic, don't do it lad

Enough with this pasta. Stop it.

yiff.party might have their stuff
that's an actual website I swear

mama mia, it's pasta sweaty

finished my poland to frankfurt haul lads, had a break halfway through to have a chicker sandwich and a creme egg

hes trolling you lads its not the first time hes posted this

very pathetic, you're better than that

so is the jetwash setting on shower heads for cleaning your ass or not

Feel like a 3rd wheel in everything i do lads

Put me in a right mood

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you said you were gay and girl gays are just a feminist meme so I assume you were a gay guy

the noise played when you boot up COD warzone sounds like a massive shart

You must be one of the "special" ones.

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Classic choon for the lads
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Youre a

Nasty

Little

Apu

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>that pic
holy fuckin kek lad!

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Haha

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Bloody hell lods
Outfits like that should be illegal

it IS pathetic, lad
you can find basically any onlyfans content you want online for free anyway

ah this made my afternoon kek. and its true

feel like pure shit. just want 2008 back

absolutely fucking terrifying

i know, but i want to cooooommmmmm

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Because Netflix is Bait and Switch: The Streaming Service

Plantigrade is where your heel and toe joints are on the ground at rest e.g. humans.

Digitigrade is where only the toe joints are on the ground at rest e.g. dogs and cats.

Yesterday some retarded bloke came into the cafe I work at unattended by anyone. He was literally walking around with a 2 foot long string of dribble hanging out of his mouth and he could only communicate in mumbles and thumbs up and down. Why on earth is he allowed to roam around in public, sort of person to twist a girl's head off if she starts screaming at him

who's content are you thinking of buying

*rolls a spliff and contemplates ordering what might have to be his last Maccies until corona blows over*

Im thinking I'd like to try the Big Mac Grand before I die lids

who you want to coom to lad?
surely you must be able to find the vids for free, right?

just wank to porn then lad

>everything closed
>normies scared to go out
>streets empty
quite comfy ngl

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For me? It's getting of to young and qt tranners.

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what do you think th youth of today born after this period of music think of it? do they see it as stoneage boomer music?
youtu.be/NVob4LtkCB8

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Disgraceful that this bloke calls himself trans when putting in zero effort. He's doing harm to genuine transwomen like my girlfriend.

Have it with bacon lad, treat yourself.

ginger asmr, Christ she's surreal

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Forgive me if I'm wrong lads, but isn't there a rule on this board forbidding users from posting selfies?

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>He's doing harm to genuine transwomen like my girlfriend
Why doesn't your gf like trans women?

>paying for porn

fucking kek lads

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I used to think that, but Good Bad Ugly is probably the best for me. Agree on Van Cleef though, he's the best actor in the films. Angel Eyes is amazing.

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Don't know what I expected yesterday - Steak and Blowjob day.
Because if she doesn't want to have sex or give me oral on a regular day then why would she on an arbitrary day marked on the calendar? The point is though that it still hurt.
It hurts knowing that she used to desire me and it hurts knowing that there are other guys out there who got a delicious steak lovingly cooked by their gf/wife followed by an enthusiastic and happily given blowjob.
I know covert contracts aren't the way to conduct your sex life and I generally agree with that sentiment in almost all instances, so I shouldn't be holding out for March 14th as 'the day', but jesus christ if there WAS going to be a time when she'd want to do something nice for me and be intimate then there really wasn't a better day to do it. Yet there I was getting nothing.

I'm seriously considering leaving her; I can't deal with the dead bedroom and her lack of effort any more.

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Austistic shit you do.
I make wishlist like this to work out how Im going to spend my money. fuck sake lads why does everything have to be exspensive? Anyone want to buy some warhammer of me?

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Why are you with her? fear of being alone?

That seems like a quite reasonable thing to do lad

Feel bad for that fair Spanish lady she keeps coming here like some lost sheep in need of attention and companionship, she's not even british or living here ffs.
I thought some lad from here was shagging that, why doesn't he keep her validated on discord?

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Did she previously give you blowjobs?
Would you be able to enjoy one knowing she wasn't enjoying giving it to you?

hey you are not sp

of course you'd think so lad, we're all austitic down here

awesome, not all heroes wear capes

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For you. In HD as well:

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Quanity

Honestly we started out great, none of the issues we have now at the beginning. But the relationship has degraded considerably. I try my best to be romantic, send her sweet messages, tell her she's beautiful, make dinner half the time, do my share of the chores, try to be intimate etc. but she's seemingly given up on a lot of that.

Yeah I would say my biggest barrier to leaving her is fear of being alone. I know people will say that's irrational, but honestly I have a very poor success rate with attracting women because I'm not very good looking, so it's a genuine concern for me. Of course when weighing up an unhappy relationship vs being single I will choose single when thinking about things rationally, but putting it into practice is another thing altogether because my emotions get in the way and the fear of being alone kicks in.

Excuse my venting, but I don't really have anywhere/anyone else to talk to.

not him, but I'd enjoy sex a lot more knowing she wasn't enjoying it tbqh

>Panic-Purchasing
late entry for the 2020 Oxford Dictionary?

Nah prioritising what he wants to buy makes it so he wont compulsivley spend money on shite he doesn't need