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tfw low lms female

She had a tinder date yesterday

No, but Pigeon Roasties age means she's at risk

Lovely bit of Nioh 2 for me.

>Nubs had a tinder date
4 foot lifter on suicide watch

thank you for the reminder based timecheck Apu

>Nioh 2
Souls fans are unbearable

Ah nice one lad, I had the first Nioh free on my PS subscription, how is the sequel shaping up? I'll be playing some more DMC5, am enjoying boomer Dante a great deal

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I'm finna go to Lidl to get fresh pastries in a mo, then I'll make a coffee and watch some X-Files. Might play some GTA3 later and have another go at rolling a zoot with this ultra sticky weed

Might purchase mystery dungeon dx and grind grind grind as the originals are my favourite games of all time
Was in P7 when they came out and put hundreds of hours into it, we all got our DS confiscated by the school principal, fat bitch

Finished the Elite 4 on Pokemon Let's GO Pikachu but got my ass handed to me by Mewtwo, need to level up some

>I'll be playing some more DMC5
Got all but the top 2 trophies (beat game on highest difficulty where you die in one hit but enemies have hard mode health) and get S rank on every mission

>principal
fuck off yank

was going to dig up more of my garden but its raining here. might try painting something nature-y . shame i draw and paint like a 7yr old however. how about you fren?

Ah yes, Amir the homonculus, the troglodyte who actively resists anything resembling effort, shares his dislike for the Souls games. Amir who actively goes for games with easy platinums and then considers them accomplishments despite the low effort required to get them. Your opinion is worthless and unwanted, as are you.

More of the same mate but in a really good way. Better enemy variety and level design, some nice new mechanics. If you liked the first one you'll like this one. Boomer Dante is priceless, I agree.

Unless you find a gf at uni you're screwed aren't you?

Literally no one single and decent beyond that

i do all the other cleaning chores every day or so but do the dusting twice a year at best

>Better enemy variety and level design
Thank God for that, the first one was sorely lacking. Loved the style switches though. I wasnt very adventurous in the first Nioh, the single sword combat was so rewarding I didnt really want to. Will give this one a blast when the price drops a bit, got too many games I still need to work through. Also don't pay Amer any attention, I know I shan't

Never bothered with that Mystery Dungeon stuff, might have to dig my old DS again though

Who says you have to find a gf the same age as you? Just go for uni girls if you think that's where all the single girls are.

This. Uni age girls all prefer older men anyway because they think it makes them more mature for some reason. Have had more success with girls in my late 20s then I ever did while I was at uni

haha we going to die of corna

Death comes to us all, my friend.

*dies of korma*

OOOOOH COVID-19
WASH YOUR HANDS TIL THEY'RE CLEAN
DISINFECT EVERYTHING
THE PANDEMIC IS HERE

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had a big cry last night

whats that? breakfast? for me? just twenty chicken nuggies with ketchup dip and a bowl of baked beans and cheese on the side, ta x

that actually sound delicious, i just had a bacon sandwich

>no mcmuffer
that's not a McDonald's breakfast lad, you fucked up. Actually do they even serve nuggs at breakfast? I think you're talking bollocks

>fuck off yank
What are you on about dickhead? In Northern Ireland it's principal and vice principal. I know I'm a paddy bastard potato muncher but I'm still 100x better than you, you dirty Paki man poo obsessed bed shitter.

I only played blue and red rescue team, never played the later ones tho always have wanted to play Super Mystery Dungeon. Now DX is out though its a good alternative and Nostalgia trip.

I'm been a bit sick recently. I've been on antibiotics this last week and a half so I've been sleeping a lot.
My companion helping hand friend has been coming over and helping me shop and cook.
I don't have tinder

i clean once a week but i dont think ive ever dusted

Well that's Poley btfo (again)

>waaa I'm not a slut I was raped

Fuck off

right, Lidl time. Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone, yeah?

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sounds like he cooked them himself

Chikatto Chika Chika!

I want to fuck Chika in his boipussy!

yeah ill be honest I kinda just jumped to conclusions there, bit of a mong post

For me, it's spending my entire monthly paycheck on cocaine, snorting it all within a week and going to the food bank for the rest of the month because you can't afford food

Not your original fren poster but I would like to see your painting :)
Have you tried following a Bob Ross tutorial before?

im eating them purely because i am bored and waiting to get some more weed
they dont serve baked bean and cheese at mcdonalds either you numpty

lets kick him one more time while he's down with this old classic

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I pray to my God's that no female close to you ever goes through such a traumatic event. You are a unsympathetic and cruel man.
Enjoy being reincarnated as a worm

>he hasnt panic-bought a huge amount of weed just in case
It's like this is your first pandemic

grim
no worries lad i do the same

>cousin was flirting with me on skype and now has straight up asked if l want a tit pic

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>already smoked a good portion of my emergency 'erb
why am I always like this?

I think you need to speak to professionals about your cocaine addiction

@57168035
You know Nubs isn't going to fuck you right? I think you need to take your sensitive little self somewhere else mate

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No female I'm close to goes online to look for degenerate sex because they're not slags.
You're a run of the mill thot.

this except with weed

No lad! NOT THE FORBIDDEN COOOOOM!!

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You know it's Nubs replying to you right?

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I think that was Nubs lad

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get in there dm
have her come over here and bang her

ask for some feet pics, there's a good lad

nubs no offence but you make this place uncomfy
i don't want to hear about rape or your weird sex life, but it gets brought up whenever you're here
not judging you just saying it how it is

>You're a run of the mill Thot

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