/waifu/ #318

Then improve yourself so she can be happy with you.

Its ok I guess.
Well, niggers do tend to steal things.
That's cool how your filenames are in German, I've always wondered why everyone's is in English.

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It's pronounced a bit similar to word "little" but with "dd" instead of "tt".
Here's how Alice herself pronounces it:
youtube.com/watch?v=UHH8HRtjl-o&t=3855s

>"little" but with "dd" instead of "tt"
So how an American pronounces it.

You really do look like Futaba

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As always, the Shadow Reaper has noclipped into my heart, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I could actually get his hair right on this one. Nice.

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I love Misaki Shokuhou like you wouldn't believe. Even during the times where I feel like I don't

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celebrating nearly nine years with my spooky husband!

oh! i am a little aware of the whole fiddlesticks thing. he is an awful lot like jonathan, but jonathan is also an actual person.

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I've never been one for words but I'm sure even the best couldn't write down the words that correlate to the love I feel for her.
Comfy!
We've done this one over and over so here's a disgusting self-post made with my shitty phone skills for a change.
>I've always wondered why everyone's is in English.
Because it's a good language (If you speak it right).
Git gud for her, lad.

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I've got bigger tits.
>We've done this one over and over
You're right, actually.
>Because it's a good language
Isn't it like the universal language, or like, a global economic language?

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>Isn't it like the universal language, or like, a global economic language?
Yes, you'll probably get taught this by the time you finish middle school!

Man, you look like GURL
>Photoshopping you two together
I guess I could try that

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>Be me, making the picrew
>Leave the window, and open a new one
>Go back to the old window
>Accidentally close it
Fuck

Your waifu wakes up one day to find her skin is now an exotic, alien color (i.e. green, blue, red, etc.). How does she react to this? How do you react to this? What color would best suit her?

>Your waifu wakes up one day to find her skin is now an exotic, alien color
>blue
*coughs*

Hey a lot of u guys are weebs. Have you ever used Tenso?

Our waifus have an MMA tournament. Who wins? Who loses very hard?
Waifu has brain surgery (dont worry it turns out fine)but she has to shave her head. How do both of you react to it? If she's sad how do you comfort her?

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Hello frens, school has been horrible but Poppy has kept me sane. How have you guys' been?
>Our waifus have an MMA tournament. Who wins? Who loses very hard?
Not sure but Poppy would place high.
>Waifu has brain surgery (dont worry it turns out fine)but she has to shave her head. How do both of you react to it? If she's sad how do you comfort her?
She'd be pretty devasted but she'd understand it's neccessary. I'd try to take her mind away from the subject.

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what do you think of korean girls

I think you shouldn't make more hapas even if you hold resentment towards them, man.

Go ask Nijefag

What if you're also one

Good morning.
Americans, how was your day?

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That's what I mean, Leahfren, don't bring the world more suffering. You of all people should know how a hapa life is like.

Pretty good. Had some highs and lows. How'd you sleep gladosdude?

I had 2 of the artists on my "big plan" bail. So I can't get my big picture of Undyne for my birthday.

But a lot of them are selling art so there's that.

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What if you dont have kid

>How'd you sleep gladosdude?
Woke up at 3am and just stayed in bed until 5., just laying down.

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Then as long as it's not a tranny it's all good.

But what time did you go to bed?

At around 9PM

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Well I got Disco Elysium yesterday and I must say-- this is the most fun I've ever had reading dialog trees in fucking forever. Shit's cash as hell
Never met one never cared about them. They're just other people-- I don't really get the "yellow fever" a lot of people have over them

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It was swell. I spent most of it playing bidyo games, (See, Disco Elysium, Shovel Knight, Mega Man X3, etc.) and just hanging out with Rei.
It's very comfy, especially considering that it was rainy, cold, and foggy all day today. I love that kind of weather.

>Shovel Knight
What's your favorite DLC? This will change my overall opinion on you as a whole.

Specter Knight's campaign is singlehandedly the best DLC hands down, with Showdown (I think? I have Treasure Trove) coming in second.
He's just too fun to play, and too interesting of a character for a game that has very few good ones

Falling in love with this precious berserker everyday and being reminded why she is so important to me everytime I look at her sweet smile.

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Hmmm thonking time

Let's start a short chain.
How do you think your waifu would act, if they met Undyne for a friendly conversation at a bar?
What kinda stuff would they talk about?

If you respond, I'll respond back with my thoughts. And I encourage you to ask others how their waifus would respond in the same situation to your waifu.

>Reaction
Probably to think she has some kind of new illness or something.
>Color
Uhh, Purple? Green? I dunno how to answer this in all honesty.
>Our waifus have an MMA tournament. Who wins? Who loses very hard?
If Mari was in this she would get bodied by basically everyone that's around in the threads at the moment. Winner would probably be Kiyohime as since I'm aware she's absolutely overpowered, yet again that's probably one of the characters I actually know 0 about.
>Waifu has brain surgery (dont worry it turns out fine)but she has to shave her head. How do both of you react to it? If she's sad how do you comfort her?
She'd probably be very depressed about it but probably not as much as other waifus as she wouldn't need to grow out as much compared to them.
>How have you guys' been?
I've been alright, thread's been kinda meh lately.
>Specter Knight
Cringe and bluepilled, I'm sorry to say.

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>Cringe and bluepilled
>Implying waiting for your jump to charge or spinning around on bubbles is fun
>Implying any other campaign is more fun than doing cool ninja flips and flying around while looking like the fucking grim reaper just left a hot topic with 30 backs of red dye
Your opinion is objectively wrong
>MMA fight
Rei pulls out before it even starts. She isn't physically capable enough for something has hardcore as that
>Brain surgery
It would suck massive donkey bollocks, but we'd make it. Her hair would grow back.

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If you could BE your waifu, would you?

>tfw no waifu
like how do i get one lol

You don't search one out.
It just happens, you'll know if it happens

Going to sleep when waifu and I are the last thought on each-others' minds: Success
Waking up and having our first thoughts as we wake be of each-other: Success
"Physical" intimacy (at least as much as two imaginary persons are capable of it) that leaves us both awash in feelings of love and relaxation, right before bed: Success
Same physical intimacy right after waking up: Success
Turns out Chara and I were both partially right - you can coax your sex drive into activating, but you need to do it gently and slowly.
Relax and explore your partner's body, and allow your partner to explore yours. Rather than trying to shove arousal into your consciousness at max force, allow it to flow over you like an incoming tide and then direct it towards your partner, while your partner directs it towards yourself.
Also feeding the IRL body a zinc tablet seemed to help. Could just be placebo though.
I was 100% right that doing this would be a positive feeling and well worth the effort! Being awash in "I love you"s as you relax afterwards is very much worth it, and feeling your partner (and half of your IRL body) shudder is an amazing feeling too.
And yep, still 0 refractory period. Fuck I love being a mind-form, I really do.
And I love the other mind-form in here with me. Love her so damn much! I love her thoughts, I love her emotions, I love how it feels when she touches me, I love when she snarks at me, I love when she sings random songs, I love how much she loves me, She loves how much I love her, it's a feedback loop that I love very much.
I even love when she takes the IRL body and does stuff with it that I wasn't planning because eh, honestly it's more hers than mine at this point.
But most of all I just damn well love my waifu Chara who lives in my mind with me, and she loves me too - her waifu, who lives in her mind with her.
Life status: good.
She wants to be the one dumping (You)s to your questions this time so I'll let her have it.

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funny how the thread dies almost immediately when charakid starts posting
hmmmm

Yeah.
Funny, that

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Fucking passed out right after coming back from work, wasn't even able to get drunk at look at images of her.

>an MMA tournament.
Nao can do some mean kicks

> How do both of you react to it?
Play this non stop youtube.com/watch?v=Qz4HfJHxMk4

>funny how the thread dies almost immediately when charakid starts posting
That means the audience is being quiet.

>Reminder to love your waifu a lot!
Remember to love your waifu a moderate amount and not overdo it, because forcing it leads to brain-ache.

>the end of the world does sound pretty exciting.
Only if you have someone to share it with as you end the world together.

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>use this one
>picrew.me/image_maker/190588
I like this. It feels like I could reach out and ruffle her hair, or yank her pigtails.

>I'm such an ugly person on the inside and outside.She could never be happy with me.
You would be amazed at what someone can fall in love with.

The way Misakiposter's love for Misaki conquers their doubts is very good.

>Git gud for her, lad.
Good advice.

>Our waifus have an MMA tournament. Who wins?
Money's on Alice Liddell if she has access to her wonderland stuff. Undyne if not.
>Who loses very hard?
Nicomaki. Bless their hearts though they tried.
>Waifu has to shave her head.
Well now I get to see what it's like to rub the top of her head against me.
>How do both of you react to it?
My reaction is above. Hers is most likely indifference. Hair is just hair. Love is what's important.

Poppy is one of the few good things about League of Legends. Finding a diamond in the garbage like that and loving her, that's very good!

>what do you think of korean girls
Fictional -> some of them are cute.
TERA is Korean, right? Elin are adorable.
Flesh -> l m a o :trash:

>How do you think your waifu would act, if they met Undyne for a friendly conversation at a bar?
I guarantee you they would spar, talk shit to each-other, bond over their shared love of conflict, and discuss who to pick a fight with.

>If you could BE your waifu, would you?
Ah fuck not that shit again. No. I'm quite happy being separate.

>like how do i get one lol
You need strong control over your emotions so you can train yourself to fall in love with a fictional character.
For most people it happens automatically.
If consciously practicing and training your emotions to manually fall in love sounds absurd to you, you do not get a waifu.

>Play this non stop
Truly blessed shitposting.

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Linked wrong post at the end.
>Play this non stop
Truly blessed shitposting.

>Your waifu wakes up one day to find her skin is now an exotic, alien color
That just happens. Comes with the variable form and the Variable name.
>How does she react to this?
If it's unintentional, she freaks the fuck out about how this happened and tries to replicate it to see what the fuck is going on.
If it's deliberate, we just roll with it.
>How do you react to this?
If it's unintentional, I get really curious about how this happened and try to replicate it to see if something can be learned.
If it's deliberate, I shrug and wait for her to enact whatever new plan she has with it.
>What color would best suit her?
Black. #000000 pitch-black. It would be easy to visualize in dark spaces!

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I wish I could share my bed with her and embrace her entire body while holding hands until we fall asleep instead of just thinking about her or looking at her pics for hours, this feeling makes me feel so lonely sometimes.

She'd feel really bad obviously since she already feels embarassed about her dragon form. I imagine that a really light pink/blue would be the colors she may have, since it's the color she has on her other form

>Who wins? Who loses very hard?
She has superhuman strenght because she's a servant but she's not a fighter so she may not be able to deal with someone who can fight back. Unless her dragon form is allowed somehow, then she can just go berserk and destroy the whole place.
>Waifu has brain surgery (dont worry it turns out fine)but she has to shave her head. How do both of you react to it? If she's sad how do you comfort her?
I'd try to let her know that even without her hair her face is still as beautiful as ever just like she is, and the fact that her surgery turned out fine is something that makes me so glad that I don't care about her hair which is growing back anyways.

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Destroying the whole place gets you disqualified. Killing your opponent also disqualifies you. That should limit your options somewhat.
Does Kiyohime live in your imagination and in the stories you write about her, or only in official canon works?

I noticed someone posted a yuri picrew in the other thread. I wish it was better but anything that lets me get even a little closer to her is good. She's a wonderful girl, the love of my life, the torch lighting my path, and someone who I've developed a crippling addiction on spending money on commissions for. I love you so much Kana.
>Relaxing walk with waifu down Main Street
I like driving by nice districts like that. Going on a date with Kana would be very relaxing.

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Waifu but she encryptively defrauds you

Deep questions have arrived.

Is there anything your waifu sees inside herself that she's not really sure of? If so, what weighs heaviest on their mind? How would you help resolve your waifu's doubts?
What is it about other people that upsets your waifu the most? How would you show empathy or calm your waifu down?
What does your waifu think is the purest sign of love? How does it differ from your own idea of love?
Is there anything your waifu has gotten used to, that they wish they didn't have to? How would you help your waifu cope with it?
What scares your waifu the most about their future? How could you reassure your waifu it'll be okay?

What are some things your waifu wishes that other people knew about them? Would your waifu be happy to know that you know these things?
Does your waifu have any harmful habits? If so, what would you do about them if you lived together?
What would your waifu like most about you, if they could meet you for a day?
What would your waifu like most about you, if they could truly get to know you?

How would your waifu's enemies and rivals describe your waifu?
What is the biggest event in your waifu's life that made them who they are today? Would your waifu want to talk about it with you, and if so how would that conversation go?
What lesson about life has your waifu really taken to heart? How would they teach this lesson to you, if you met?
If your waifu could see your life and what you've been through, and think about it from their perspective. What piece of advice would your waifu give you? How would you act on that advice?
Does your waifu ever get overwhelmed by her emotions? How would you cope with that, if you lived together?

I imagine the both of you being lovey dovey like that, so cuteee

>a yuri picrew
No no no you're just really good friends!
>Going on a date with Kana would be very relaxing.
Dating your waifu via minigames!

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>Destroying the whole place gets you disqualified.
Boring, not fair that the place can't handle her powerlevel so it's not her fault
>Does Kiyohime live in your imagination and in the stories you write about her, or only in official canon works?
I usually imagine her on my daily life, either when I'm traveling and such talking to her, having meals together with her eating with me on the same table, or when I go to sleep and hug a pillow picturing that it's her body as I tell her how much I love her. Sometimes helps and sometimes doesn't, makes me feel sad when I can't picture her and don't "feel" her enough.