I was a Chad. I don't say that to sound cool, I just say it as a fact. 6'3, was ripped, was in a frat, the whole 9. Got plenty of pussy, had a knockout girlfriend - dark hair, olive skin, fat tits.
It all started going down hill when I failed out of college my junior year. I was non stop partying and failed all my classes. My dad saw my grades and pulled me out of school. Made me go to the local college and live at home. I just self destructed. Drank more, stopped working out. Gained 100 lbs, dropped out started NEETing and browsing Yas Forums. My girlfriend left me. This was about three years ago. My old fraternity brother who spent all his time studying (never saw him with a girl once) ended up working in finance, making a shit load of cash.
Well today stalking my exes instagram I saw the final nail in my casket. I saw a photo of her and a friend on a boat. His boat. I felt sick. I imagined her in his boat cabin riding his dick and I about threw up. I want to reach out and ask him about it to see if maybe it was platonic - but that would just be pathetic. I know it's not. The reality is I haven't had sex in three years and he's railing out the love of my life on a boat. I don't know what to do now. The best part of my life is over. Some loser is fucking my girlfriend. Maybe I will an hero.
Why can't you go back to doing what you were doing when you were happy?
Austin Hill
You already posted this yesterday newfag.
Christian Edwards
i'd have to lose 100 lbs get back into school and now everyone has already graduated so i'd be an old weirdo. my grades suck too so i wouldnt get it good job
Nathan Jenkins
>this thread again fuck you fatso, kys
Luis Powell
post pic of body you cuck
Juan Rodriguez
he's probably burying his face in those tits while i sit on here too afraid to an hero
lol holy shit man you fell way harder than me >me >chill skater chad (pic related) >lost virginity at 17 >fucked 22 by the time i entered college and fucked 50 by the time i graduated >got a worthless degree and didn't do anything with it >all my friends somehow just magically became adults >cucked my ex gf because of Yas Forums/r9k brainwashing told me it was "cuck or be cucked" >social repercussions caused me to lose all my friends >ex gf moved in with rival had and they started having parties and i couldn't go there >im 29 and i still live at home and don't work i don't even care anymore. not in a depressing way, i just know i had it way better than a lot of people, so im content with that
>i'd have to lose 100 lbs No, you don't. I asked you why can't you go back to doing what you were doing, not looking exactly the way you looked.
>get back into school and now everyone has already graduated so i'd be an old weirdo. What a bizarre excuse. People enter university at different ages for different reasons. Why are you so self-conscious?
>my grades suck too so i wouldnt get it good job From my experience, good jobs are obtained through nepotism, not good grades.
Matthew Morales
way more handsome than him. the pic doesn't do it justice but thats deliberate. i looked like a greek god
Jaxson Lewis
hahahahah right chad my ass
Cameron Howard
I would smash your fucking skull to pieces you fat cunt. I come from a pikey family and grew up bashing fags like you
Michael Clark
you grew up watching snatch and fight club while jerking off pretending to be a tough guy. probably never been in a fight
Thomas Turner
COPE fat cucktoid
Joshua Evans
Just be happy for that guy. He worked hard and finished his education and went on to achieve success. He now owns a boat that he obviously enjoys and he enjoys entertaining people on it. He deserves the success and the good life he is enjoying because he has earned it. Likewise he deserves to be enjoying the feeling of his cock between those soft tits. Hopefully she presses her tits together nice and firm and stokes them up and down the shaft of his cock. I could imagine him bending her over the skipper's seat in the cabin and fucking her from behind. I bet she gets a lot of fulfilment and happiness from that. >Some loser is fucking my girlfriend. You got it wrong there buddy. You don't have a girlfriend. You're an unfit dropout whose been forgotten about as everyone else has moved on to enjoy achievement and success in their lives. Meanwhile you're living in your parents house, eating fast food, drinking, wasting your time and your life. You look down in the shower and can't even see your own dick anymore because of your fat gut. In a few more years you'll notice that your hairline is creeping a bit further back and your hair is thinning out. Then you'll notice an increasing number of grey hairs. Before long you'll have a double chin, it'll be even harder to lose your gut and your face will start to look older. Eventually your parents won't be around to support your worthless NEET existence. So to support yourself you'll need to find a job. But what does a middle aged fat slob with no qualifications and poor work history do? Well you'll get an entry level job at a local fast food place. They promote you to be the drive though operator, because your young boss likes you. Your shift supervisor is a nice young man, he's intelligent and studying at college. Actually he looks really familiar, you see a certain resemblance, and that's because he is the 19 year old son of your former friend and ex-girlfriend. They are so proud of their son, and he's got a great future!
Blake Garcia
Shut the fuck up you fat subhuman cuck. I will brick you
Alexander Cook
>Pic from an angle so you can barely see your actual face >Blurry ass colored filter obscuring even more of your real looks
Sure bud, keep telling yourself that
Logan Gutierrez
>Likewise he deserves to be enjoying the feeling of his cock between those soft tits. Hopefully she presses her tits together nice and firm and stokes them up and down the shaft of his cock. I could imagine him bending her over the skipper's seat in the cabin and fucking her from behind. I bet she gets a lot of fulfilment and happiness from that.
really bro fuck u they might not even be fucking
Dominic Cruz
Holy fuck, what a beat-down
Gabriel Gutierrez
generic hot girl #575971945
Joshua Johnson
yea because i dont want my pic floating around of my actual face you fucking. retard.
Grayson Taylor
>dropped out started NEETing and browsing Yas Forums. At this part I knew it was fake. You don't start browsing Yas Forums after your life is ruined, you browse Yas Forums then your life is ruined. You never learn about Yas Forums that late
Kevin Cooper
>has to wear high-waisted shorts/pants to hide her rolls. any bitch that can't wear her pants below her belly button is disqualified
Michael Ward
you never had a girl that hot and you know it
Colton Green
LOOOL didn't read a single word you cuck faggot, keep cucking for a fat useless failure OP and writing gay walls of text "advice" for him.
Lol at bragging about a 5/10 to khhv robots to feel better about life as a 400lb fat heart attack, lol kys you failure faggot.
Ethan Anderson
too bad im not op
Joshua Sanders
Well she sure as shit isn't fucking you. You're irrelevant and forgotten about. Boats are chick magnets, if she's on his boat she's on his cock.
Ayden Perry
ouch that bitch is fine nvm. i dont even know what to say to OP.
Grayson Campbell
i love the one on the left, did you know her personally? or is this just a rando pic?
your story sounds like bullshit though. People will save Chad no matter what, unless Chad loses his Chad face somehow
what it like to breeze through life and fuck it cause you re a tard, failing on Chad mode lol
William Foster
lmao slaughtered. like pottery
Mason Wilson
>failing on chad mode all i had we're my looks. everything was handed to me; pussy, friends, and my dad's amex gold card. i just never developed a work ethic, so when it came to the part of life where you actually have to "Work" to shape your own existence, i just kinda stood there and went "huh?" I can support myself and get jobs etc, but im gonna have a totally mediocre existence as like a shelf-tagger at the grocery store down from my trailer. working hard just means nothing to me. having gotten it all so easy i can't justify working for it now, especially now that its not PTP its washed up roasts
Luis Wood
thats my ex girlfriend. i've been filling this thread with pictures of her. people dont care about chad once he lets himself go. theres only so much a beard and sweater can do i know
Jeremiah Long
haha look at this fatass
op your thread just sounds like your a HUGE fucking baby grow a pair and get your live on track of finish your baby route and just end it
cheaters get what they deserve
Jace Sanchez
>look mom im pretending to be a "chad" on the internet, isn't this fun!!
Dominic Lopez
>You never learn about Yas Forums that late
not true, not the OP btw, im an old fuck and would always here how i'd fit in in this shit hole but didnt look at it cause of the young ppl slang, finally said ahh waht the hell
i've fucked hotter than your ex, i had to pay for it, but still
Mason Hughes
she has such a yummy tight teen body GAHHHHHHHH hahah i was in your spot before dude. thankfully, my ex ODd on heroin when she was 24 in 2014. talk about closure. time heals these wounds even though it feels like forever. itll be ok chad
Jonathan Clark
did you want to be famous? like Tony Hawk or some bullshit. being successful as a normie just requires being a extremely good ass kisser. get a hair cut, dress like what you think a successful man dresses like, join the masons, go to the country club, the rest just falls into place, although you will have to show up to work everyday
>thats my ex girlfriend
she's fucking gorgeous. Lingerie pics please. And, my main question. Ok, after the novelty of having a woman that hot around wears off. How annoying is she. like you just want to chill out on the couch and you have to deal with 10 million other dudes wanting to fuck her in the ass all day.
Lucas Reyes
>im 6'3 320lbs you are literal epitome of perfection post body big boi
Parker Harris
Damn dog I don't even know what to say. No. No she isnt with him.
Blake Morris
yea i dunno man. from dealing with the surface level fakeness of normies it just made me misanthropic and hateful of all the qualities you have to demonstrate to get ahead (basically what you just explained). its a "game" but its not fun to play. i know exactly what the rewards are, but larping as the bright eyed bushy tailed go getter just isn't something i can do. most normies parents are still together and they've never seen a sibling nodding out addicted to heroin. to them its "reality" to act in that receptive happy demeanor. to me, it magnifies how far from that i am
Julian Hill
Holy shit dude why are you here? Go to reddit and make this thread. I guarantee you won't get half as many hateful replies
Ryder Butler
lmao this is all people can say about OP's ex. its just like damn, i bet she had a bright pink innie pussy contrasted with her buttery tan skin OOF
Asher Campbell
she never really got annoying. i didnt really think of other guys until she dumped me. i deleted her nudes after we broke up because i didnt want to be reminded of her but now i regret it because i just jack off to her instagram pics all the time
i hope not man
Wyatt Roberts
>she's fucking gorgeous. Lingerie pics please. And, my main question. Ok, after the novelty of having a woman that hot around wears off. How annoying is she. like you just want to chill out on the couch and you have to deal with 10 million other dudes wanting to fuck her in the ass all day This please tell me being with a hot woman in a relationship isnt worth shit
Hunter Gray
I feel you guys. Was emo Chad in highschool. Fucked tons of girls. Same with college until I got a gf. We both dropped out and worked for 6 years. We both went back to school, she finished before me. Left me here at this college. Moved to NY to get her masters. Meanwhile, I look like shit because I'm almost 30 and haven't been working on myself until recently. The girl I like is in a relationship. I want to kill myself.
Julian Russell
well, you're gonna have to find an angle to make money.
instagram pics of her in slutty lingerie. And, dude, you dont think every guy she walks by isnt thinking about grabbing her tits. Anyhow you probably fucked yourself for finance, maybe some kind of security work, watch some Tony Robbins bullshit, and try to become the head of a security co.
Xavier Hughes
I dont even know what to say. I feel sorry but I dont want to feel sorry for a normalfilth. Yeah I am a NEET loser also but im adapted to it and even like it except for the family part.
Do you like being NEET? Why not embrace it?
Jayden Torres
not the best, not the worst i just got hired for this "remote" data collector job for 25/hr. i can sustain myself but its gonne be pleb tier no bilzerian yatch parties
Connor Jenkins
she doesn't have any she's not a ig whore. she posts stuff like pic related. anyway i never really cared about guys checking out my girlfriend. if anything it makes you feel cool
success in life is 90% ass kissing, that they will tell you is positive attitude. Normies want to hear positivity. Dress like they dress, kiss their ass, be their friend, get invited to the cool boat, before you know it you are getting hired as the VP somewhere.
