poley radio dead on arrival edition
/britfeel/
poo paper
*slaps you for using the wrong op image*
English girls they're so prissy
I can't stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don't want them to ever call at all
White girls they're pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don't have that much jam
I buying a BMW 1 series a bit gay lads? Really like one at a local garage, but think it might be abit of a womans car.
First for massive chumba chads consuming entire packets of toilet paper between their massive arse cheeks after squeezing out colossal gargantuan turds
That is an extremely interesting post!
>part of microsoft support isnt available on weekends for business users
taking the piss
>consumes 1 bog roll a day.
Must be some very shitty arses about.
im sorry bro i dont have all of them
For me, it's Alison Tyler.
Reckon we'll ever see any of the personalities on Pointless Celebrities?
might get into 3d printing, what do ya reckon lads
What was this image? Was it the below?
Anyone got the original?
definitely. Plus they tend to be overpriced for what you get. the 120D/120I models aren't too bad.
Where's that lad who preferred that other girl to Audrey? Care to explain yourself mate?
my dad calls weird people he sees in public 'celebrities'
corr love a big tall bitch me
I want to see an arc where Poley becomes like a twitch celebrity or something. Make it happen BritNormie.
the one I am after is an m135i, I like the idea of a powerful rwd manual car and there aren't that many about. don't like the golf R very much so that is out
i only ever see middle class blonde thots driving them desu
The lives of britfeelers are pretty mundane. I'm also killing time before my coach back to brumistan. What did you do today out of curiosity?
Would any lads here appreciate a synopsis of Book of the New Sun?
I've looked around online and there don't really seem to be any beyond blurb length descriptions of each book.
I mean a proper synopsis of each going into reasonable detail.
do you reckon you can 3d print me a nice bf?
it was the same without the nonce and aids bits slapped on
well theres actually dildos on thingiverse
Only works if everyone in the local area knows them
wonder what my fellow gardeners got done today
When was the last time you lads had a girlfriend or had a kiss from a girl?
A roll a day is about right, I use about a roll and a half each day. Alot of greasy wet shits from eating takeaway burgers and pizzas requires a LOT of wiping as you can never get it all in one, two or sometimes even three wipes.
>3 /britfeel/ threads on the go because of the janny deleting scea's posts after the thread had ended and newfags bumping it afterwards
shan't be complaining though, the jannies are the best and can do no wrong whatsoever :)
i've got plenty already but they're terrible at being big spoon and the conversation is pretty lackluster
Might want to go see a doctor. I don't even shit once a day.
Just a bit of digging and weeding desu, what about you?
Lad, how can you think Audrey is superior to this perfect qt
kek imagine being like this. one roll lasts me about a month, 2 squares a shit and I shit once a day
Wish ol'Poley would wake up so he can inform us about the radio
I shit twice a day, you poolets don't even drop one in a day?
I hope the lads who were mean to me earlier are feeling a bit better.
I didn't manage to get all my seeds planted as I forgot to get compost and ended up having a flared up spine in IKEA.
I bought a cool greenhouse and shelving unit today from BnQ and some more lurrvely tings for my garden. Feeling good and about to have a bath.
Yeah lad it's on the archive, if you're not underage or fresh from reddit you should know how to access it.
lad, that's obviously not normal. But then I'm sure you knew that
Your mother in several positions.
>mfw nobody has realised you use superior wet wipes yet
Is this nubs the whore who comes to Yas Forums to find orbiters then cries that she was raped which justifies her being a slut when she faces any criticism?
Yeah, thought she'd fucked off.
No planting or sowing unfortunately as no compost bought! Will try again tomorrow.
Bought a wicked greenhouse, some shelving and more prop trays
Decidedly normie taste kidder. Really not impressed. Who doesn't like a Satanic femme fatale?
You better not flush them user
Fellow wet wipe lid here. How do you dirty bastards only use toilet paper? You need moisture or there will be poo residue.
lid ure supposed to use those in conjunction with toilet paper
you obviously rinse the loo roll under the tap before you use it, literally no one wipes with dry bog roll
>he doesnt use lambs ear leaves
OH
NO NO NO NO
youtube.com
really enjoyed this video. grace's brother is a good lad.
>Book of the New Sun
looks kino desu, is it worth a download?
Just have a shower on the same day
Enjoying the excitement of this outbreak lads, not going to lie. I always jump on Yas Forums with some popcorn when there's a peace attack too.
I'll be nice to you if you suck me off before your bath.
I didn't come here to find orbiters thank you. I came here looking for a relationship and then looking for friendship thank you.
I would rather not "cry rape". It's something that happened. It's something I don't want to talk about. It was only mentioned for the first time yesterday and I'd prefer it to be kept that way. Please inform yourself through the archives.
It doesn't justify me "being a slut" because I'm not being a slut.
I also didn't fuck off, I went to the garden centre, BnQ and IKEA :)
Planted some weeds
Will Yasin be on the radio tonight? Feel like banter between him and Ebin will be the only thing that keeps it afloat.
Started to dig up my grass, going to plant some clover to replace it soon
oh you
what kind of greenhouse? proper glass one or a nice cheap plastic one?
I never wipe my arse properly anyway so I don't need much toilet paper
mental and ironic how theres people out there who just believe every conspiracy theory, even when they contradict each other
Thinking of taking class A substances
you can call my opinion "normie" all you want lad, we're gonna have to agree to disagree
>not using wet wipes in conjunction with toilet paper then having a shower straight afterwards as part of your morning routine
my arse is very clean
Honestly it's worth splurging for the physical copies because you'll want to flip back and forth a bunch. Also seriously consider picking up Lexicon Urthus after you've read the series to better understand the things you will invariably have missed and to understand the intermediate level critique/theories/mysteries surrounding the story.
Genuinely one of the best books I've ever read from a literary point of view and is widely considered Gene Wolfe's masterpiece which is saying a lot considering how critically acclaimed he was.
It's the Ulysses of science fiction. In a good way.
NEETlads, DWP just said if you're self-isolating that you won't be sanctioned if you tell them "in good time". Time to get some easy bennies.
>I didn't make the cut
Feels bad man
I wanna cum on her nose
What time is the radio? I'm bored as fuck in spoons I'll join
feel like I'm too thin for if I do get hit with this flu, thinking about putting some weight on so I wouldn't fucking die if I did get it.
I'm the original guy, that was someone else. I just don't agree, I don't think less of you for it though.
Who were you anyway
one of the forced personality newfags no doubt
you seem like a solid lad, got any other good recommendations? big fan of fantasy or sci fi
2 date incel here
Any tips lads for the date I have tommorow? The date I had today where there was no spark apparently , the conversation went well, just maybe I don't know how to flirt ? Maybe I am just ugly kek
Noseslaw said around 8
kissed a girl for the first time at a bar last night lads. touch wood, think we're all gonna make it.
So there's two Audreyfags? Yikes I thought /brifeel/ was better than this
Ah see I'm generally not too keen on scifi and fantasy. The only fantasy I've enjoyed has been LotR and Gormenghast, and my decent scifi picks would be Blindsight (and to a lesser extent the sidequel Echopraxia which is noticeably less well written unfortunately, although I'm very interested to see how the series ends in the third and final book) and some books by Iain M Banks like Excession, Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games and Use of Weapons.
But BotNS truly transcends genre. There's so much to it on so many levels, I could pour over it for hours and hours and have endless conversations and debates about what things mean and what's actually going on in the story.
Doesn't matter, I can tell I'm not welcome here after earlier.
did u fug?
if no then u didn'd make it`
What should I have to drink next lads? Feel like getting real comfy tonight
>beer
>whisky
>gin
Or wait sorry did you mean book recs in general?
I did fug
>Britain's new-build homes are already the smallest in Europe, prompting claims that many families are living in "rabbit hutch-sized" properties that are so cramped there isn't enough space for them to live comfortably, sit down and eat together or even store necessities such as a vacuum cleaner. But could the UK now be facing a fresh squeeze on the size of its homes?
>Ministers have admitted that England's housing market is "broken", and have set out a number of measures aimed at fixing it. But some commentators were alarmed at the suggestion that, as part of efforts to make "better use" of land for housing, home sizes may have to shrink further.
theguardian.com
A nice cheap plastic one that will be perfect until I get my big beautiful polytunnel. It should have been 50 bong but got that, a shelving unit and another standing greenhouse for 49 bong. Hng bargainzz.
Find a pillow and cry into it
Second lad here: I will also respect your decision but I've got my doubts about you if such a normal, well-adjusted person catches your interest.
Fucking can't stand that bint. Such an attention seeker.
Mind blown. Just realised the strawberry and lime flavoured Kopparberg tastes like a kids munchie bunch yogurt
whiskey is a good comfy drink, beer is too gassy and I don't drink gin enough to really form an opinion on it
Now you see nubs if you asked here I could have told you aldi do a nice wooden one for not much more than that.
>February 2017
alright slowpoke
Why does my only picture have my autism jew hair. I keep it a lot shorter nowdays.
Bought more whisky to use as meds if I get virused.
You expect them to look you up on Facebook?
I might go and get one tomorrow. Do you have a pic related?
Personally feel like Bass lad should be on the list
Nice one bro hope she replies. She's looking for a good simp to give her money maybe it could be you.
myyyyyy blooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FLOOWSSS HARSHLYYYY
Want to smash her stick insects to smithereens as she watches on in horror
any recommendations in general desu, i'm making my way through terry pratchett's books at the moment but i'm not really as engaged as i could be with them for some reason. i loved vonnegut's cat's cradle and dune though.
>Doesn't mention DM refusing to post the chatlogs.
For me? It's a young Lara Flynn Boyle. It's obvious she's cuter than Machen or Sherilyn. simple as. She was fucking perfect bakc then. In Wayne's world too. Shame she ruined herself. Also shame Audrey barely had a role in season 3 but I loved her scenes