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Having a sweaty wank whilst in self-quarantine edition

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SCEA curling up into a foetal position and emitting a long, mournful wail as policeMEN confiscate his laptop and liberally apply a telescopic baton to his plump kidneys.

Hybristophilia is its own thing; a considerable number of women are attracted to dangerous, psychotic criminals.

The dog-pill has been its own separate thing for years now in the incel community. People started noticing that some women will literally choose to fuck dogs over fucking below average FLMS males. Now it's common knowledge. Hell you can watch women swiping through tinder on youtube and if you pay attention you'll see that pics of guys with dogs in the frame get slightly longer viewing than without dogs. Even on men that you obviously know the woman is going to swipe left on.

So yeah, hibristophilia and the dog-pill are real but they're two different things.

only 191 days until autumn my friends

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Might get corona then go into my dads care home

SCEA controls this place. He runs it. He owns it.

yeah man women and dogs what are they like eh
*turns around and quickly walks away*

so why did that lad get fucked to death by a horse?

called you out when you were 'in Surrey' but as always you were a pussy

Helperlad forcing back vomit as he slurps on yet another turgid boomer cock in the dingy, grime covered toilets of the local Working Men's Club. Small tears well in his eyes as he looks up. He earned his wumpa coins tonight, he ponders to himself as the sixty something man hands him a twenty five pound playstation gift voucher.

SCEA is a low test beta that couldn't run a bingo hall.

because he was a homo into bestiality
that doesn't have anything to do with the topic

this is your brain on blackpills

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luv scea
'ate poLICE

but if there's some deep psychology behind women into bestiality why not men?

no my cooler/thermal is fine, the CPU just runs hot naturally (i7 4790k). Need to buy some thermal to put the i7 back in anyway so i guess i will be adding a bit more then

Do you write professionally? This shit makes me laugh too much, I'd love to read more of your stuff

cackling at the thought of scea sobbing and pleading with the rozzers as they baton him for being a nonce

Alri FACEandLMS

SCEA desperately samefagging. Those police really did a number on him.

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reeks of a same fag

I see these same posts when some norf mong posts a norf


SAD!

>I would love to tell you what I went to jail for.
being a nonce

>I would love to tell you what I went to jail for.
I know: it starts with "child" and ends with "porn"

>muh samfaggers

Sad!

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Is that a picture of Vinay for fuck sake lmfao

member when SCEA didnt even know when Vinay was Tim's neighbour because he's a latecomer fake 'fan'?

Be sure to get in the discord and tune into the radio. Ebin as co-host and 1 guest lined up looking for one more guest as we have had a troll pull out

No lad, only for shits and giggles. Thanks though.

Don't think so lad. The way he describes things just makes me giggle.

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woah he has a phone and a laptop
typical vilefile poster spazzing out

Why are you seething over this lol are you HHL?

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Calm down helperlad it's just a bit of fun

Which discord is that?

>2am

Trips having a tantrum

>2pm

Trips having a tantrum and the orbiters are wanking furiously

Place has gone to the dogs lads

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I love samefagging then btfo-ing those who call me out with screenshots.
I even change the style to throw you off because I'm a mspaint wizkid.

Moni#7935
Contact me on Discord, if you've got someone that can vouch for you, that's a plus. If we know you from the old discord gang you will be blocked

because you're talking about a specific individual, whereas we're talking about the relatively large trend of a population subgroup
our ability to make inferences depends on the repeatability of the observation e.g. if one guy gets fucked to death by a horse we can judge it but not really claim that there's anything more than it being a single pervert who wanted to get fucked by a horse, whereas if we see hundreds and thousands of women all fucking dogs over low FLMS men, we can infer a pattern of behaviour

I actually find this shit funny lid because I'm a womfer not a seether, and you took your time to think that shit up and type it, which of course says more about you than me.

>we see hundreds and thousands of women all fucking dogs over low FLMS men
you're a mentalist

Gonna watch the new episode of the Walking Dead, watched Black Summer last night it was pretty good till the end.
I think then I'll play Yakuza 0 and maybe some Red Strings Club.

you were on the nonce wing. You're a nonce bruv

it was for being a nonce, you already confessed to it

Why are you seething over it though? Not him it's just weird.

SCEA nonce larping radio mongs lap it up
>yesh plz give that creepy drama sauce daddy

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I agree the police are always out to get you especially if you are a non white minority like me. The courts are no better.

Scea banned kek

>FLMS
what does the f stand for?

>Black Summer
I enjoyed that somewhat but the writing was so inconsistent and full of so many sloppy errors it made it annoying to watch in retrospect. Painfully mediocre, could have been a lot better.
Did like the way they showed events from different character perspectives though

My name is anonyus user and I am the first britfeeler to get coronavirus. AMA.

ngl l'm quite bored today without football

Is this a LARP mate?

Do you hold a grudge against the chinese and or bats?

My name is anonette and I have boobs. AMA

*cancels the apu football league*

don't have the willpower to quit smoking so i'll just have to die

Buy another football ngl lad.

VERY INTERESTING collection of posts by SCEA the stupid vile nonce.
Looks like he regularly posts about himself, makes pro paedophilia statements, samefags, posts about 'Alan' (Greg ie Shippy)

Nope and no, genuinely sick, but I do hold a grudge against the last Italian woman I saw walk down the street.

Same it had potential but ruins it with character behaviour yoyoing, like the black con man suddenly becoming a good guy or the blonde lady shooting those soilders etc.
That run to the stadium was so retarded though far too chaotic and everyone had a fucking gun, felt like cod deathmatch or battle royale then that stupid plotwist about no one being there then the real plotwist is her daughter is actually there.
It's getting another season too.

>he's the one seething at lifters
>also posting those creepy sister fantasies

Whats it like? You scared you going to die?

He's quite the character our SCEA, isn't he. Oh yes.