Alone on a friday night?

alone on a friday night?
just kidding, what are you having? its on the house

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Hawaiin Punch with cyanide.

Fanta and a gun

We are all supposed to be sequestering ourselves thanks to Trump's virus. You go on out to crwoded bars tho

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gibson, up

just have a pint and wait it all out m8

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J&B straight and a corona

here u go, dont go do something silly

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Rum n Cola on the rocks please bartender user.

coming right up, top shelf

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there u go, cheers

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i needed that. do it again.

whats troubling u lately? vent out, may help a little, remember, its on the house

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Sunglasses, Christina Applegate, Some Ol' No. 7, and a hammer.

some things better left unsaid.

on it, on the house

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thanks. its been a long day. someone fucked my girl

an angry orchard, please.

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get the fuck out fag tranny

Can you make me a screwdriver? Please and thank you

Guinness.
I just got out of the psych ward. I'm a mediocre musician. Wasted too much of my life playing WoW, browsing Yas Forums, and fucking around. Smoked too much weed, drank too much alcohol. Failed out of three different universities. NEET. Agoraphobic and on four different meds and seeing two different therapists to cope with it. Bunch of other shit.
I honestly would just lock myself in a room for the rest of my life if it had...
>a bed
>a PC with Internet access plus some bells and whistles
>a bass, a drumkit, an acoustic guitar, an electric guitar, and a microphone
Don't even need weed or alcohol or cigarettes or benzos or cough syrup. I only use those to deal with people.

Mezcal and Gose. Drinking off a monstrous edible dose from yesterday. Rather deal with a hangover.

Vodka lime ginger, barkeep

thats called a moscow mule

>Trump's virus.

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You sound like me. I'm the user that covered pink floyd's The Wall. Currently working on a full cover of pink Floyd's The Final Cut. I could use someone like you. Lemme know if you wanna throw down some tracks

ok, sure... here u go, cheers

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That's what gay hipsters call it. To me, it's VLG

Okay, why not? Fuck it.
Do you have a Discord. I can drop mine.

I'm pissed off because of how fucking boring everything is. I just spend 8+ hours a day here since there is literally nothing better to do.

Just a water for me.

instead of looking like a gay hipster you look like a stupid kid drinking a girls drink except you dont know what its called

cheers, go easy on these ones

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just apple juice this time :(

lol the moscow mule is an old cocktail. from like the 40s. thats the name

Nope. I don't even know how dischord works. If you are interested, email me @ [email protected]

DUDE WEED LMAO
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seems tough, hope you get better, were all mediocre in some ways, some people give up at the start, some later on, its all the same. cheers

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RUSSIAN DONKEY BARKEEP, PLEASE AND FUCKING THANK YOU

if you dont want to sound like a fag, try not ordering a fag drink

>onions posting
don't go back, just go

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Sorry Barjak, but drinking alcohol is for degenerates.

here u go, cheers, moscow mule, VLG? who knows, who honestly cares

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who played fetty wap on the jukebox???

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Fine, assclown. BARKEEP, gimmie bourbon NEAT...and a chaser of vodka lime ginger

why would u order bourbon neat if you need a chaser

coming right up, why dont u order a proper drink m8? its on the house

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Sorry user, but I will always point out le orange man is bad cucks

Nah. I've been down that road. It's fine, but thank you for the offer.

Sent an email. Thanks.
Reported for bypassing the filter. Enjoy your three day ban. Hope the jannies rape you on your way out.

>Being this angry that I called out your awful lifestyle
>Not knowing that announcing a report is also reportable
Got to love dem newfags

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Hope I get banned to be honest.

heerrrree u go, weird combo for sure, not my problem though, cheers, running out of cash soon... whatever

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that is on rocks not neat

oi, cut it out, take it outside, take that out ofmy ffuckin pub

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The usual, barkeep

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Cosmopolitan, extra fruity?

Uh can I just get some sort of whiskey or rum? I should be asleep but I've messed up my sleep schedual since breaks been extended. How you lads doing tonight?

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Glenmorangie original, leave the bottle

here you go
all good in the pub tonight, chilly outside, lads go straight for the liquor these days

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fine taste for scotch u got there. tho id rather have the ones of the river livet

card? i wanna make her do something specific

bartkeep is rather drunk, forgot the drink

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I'm halfway into a 4 pack of steel reserve, who else is getting trashed?

Thanks for the drink. It's chilly but not that bad. Sun was shining here today for the first time in awhile. I just got back in from a walk in the woods in the moonlight. It was a bit spooky but nice. I still smell a bit like pine sap.

If it ain't Islay give me tequila.

Hello retards I turn 21 on the 17th, I plan to drink alone in my room every day til it kills me.
Is baileys Irish cream in ice cream as good as it looks

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i see you sell cookies for a dollar each... ill take five...

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vent out your worries unto the nameless listener that is your right honourable bartender; ive got nothing but time tonight

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