/britfeel/

Oh fuck off talking about it then. Sick of you.

They're a chance for beta males to feel alpha, hence their popualrity on Yas Forums

I have simple tastes; BBQ for the selects, ketchup for the chips

nah it's just a very vocal minority of fags that constantly lurk this general

yeah pretty much
porn addiction always tends to lead men down the same fetish route, generally beyond vanilla porn it goes:
>anal
>'degrading' porn e.g. throat fucks, interracial, hard slapping/choking, stuff like that
>femdom
>shemale
>sissy

I don't see the similarity but cheers pal

I've been playing vidya with a friend, what did I miss?

If you lost it to a tranny, then you're still a virgin in my eyes.

Ill get my parents to resend it to me tomorrow and Ill post it. The girl apparently was TERRIFIED. Like she left the flat to live with her mum

Bought 3 rekorderlig from Tesco for a fiver. First time having them because I pretty much always drink rum or whiskey. Liking the taste of em so far, it's a bit like having a soft drink.

Yes please do elaborate on this story and post the stuff

i want to play a really difficulty video game

>what did I miss?
a retarded lad is giving you chasers a bad name, he's one of yours Mayuri sort him out

>casually mentioning that you raped one of your flatmates but you don't know which one because you were fucked up on drugs
>wonder why the poor girl who you raped runs out of the room crying
>claim she actually raped you
you sick freak

You don't lose your virginity until a woman lets you come inside her without a condom.

Feel like pure shit. The e key on my laptop is fucked permanently. At least 80 bong to have it replaced which I don't want to do.

Now I have to find an external keyboard worth buying and buy a chair and desk to put everything. It's all so tiresome

Every lousy Monday morning
Heathrow jets go crashing over our home
Ten o'clock Broadmoor siren
Driving me mad, won't leave me alone

And Johnny stands there at his window looking at the night
I said, hey what you listening to there's nothing there
That's right!

This is the sound of the suburbs
This is the sound of the suburbs

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They got Yasin.

Absolutely right lad. I have never worn a condom.

Sport Relief is absolute shite I reckon. Especially this Back to the Future shitty jukebox musical.

Why the distinction? What is the rational basis for it? I've done both and although it's definitely psychologically satisfying on some level to come inside a woman raw, there's no difference in how it physically feels.

>At least 80 bong to have it replaced
Why? is it a macbook? Most laptop keyboards are like 20 quid to buy the part and shouldn't really cost more than 10 or 20 quid in labour if you're too retarded to change it yourself.

Any other lads into dehydrating/preserving?
Scored a load of cheap spring onions. Got half in a jar of water for fresh use and the other half I'm chopping to dry. Great to have in the cupboard and use with ramen and soups :)

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>there's no difference in how it physically feels.
t. virgin

Well here we all are now. All the lads.

If you're wearing a condom you're not inside the woman. You're inside the condom. It's a massive physical and psychological difference.

>no difference in how it physically feels
Absolutely wrong.

he's just being a tit lad don't pay any mind to it

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS

Whats Lauren up to tonight lads?

btw latvia is so transphobic they socially pressure trans persons into committing suicide via gang stalking/mob harassment

it is sanctioned by their government

t. trans equality advocate

find out more + transgender suicide support server: gg/TwaT7Ns (now working)

Victim testimony:
> accused of heinous crimes
> stalked everywhere i could be found
> dragged through the mud
> conditioned
> made to react with a breakdown to certain triggers
> caused me to lose all my friends and other people that are close to me including my SO
referral code (post this): 4512

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Do you need a doctor's prescription to get an asthmatic inhaler? I've been formerly diagnosed with it, just given the current situation I want to get one just in case

Based and possibly even red-pilled.

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>tit lad
What ever happened to titlod lids?

'are latvia. Some cool lads in those baltic states.

>last seen 17:54
>literally messaged her a minute later
>and then at 18:30

What the fuck is she playing at? Friday night and my girlfriend is too busy to even open her whatsapp? Getting real tired of this BINT.

See i knew you would come in here
Fuck off
BASED LATVIA

Broke my record and have had over 6000 calories today. Very scared I'll get diabetes.

probably getting fucked in every hole lad

I'd be scared of getting too swole! haha

>clingy boyfriend
haha she's probably laughing about you with her mates.

>anime avatar
OHHHHH GAWWWWWWD I THINK HE- I THINK HE'S GONNA... I THINK HE'S GONNA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Lauren? Lauren Tomlin from Orpington?

he got smothered to death by a huge pair of tits. horrible way to go

Gonna have a nappy wappy

>Pic related
Reminds me of the guy in the last thread who was going on about "Cunnies". What exactly was he referring to? Its sure weird that he's gone so silent all of a sudden

>walls are watching me and shit talking me again
Hahaha isnt social isolation great?

for some reason I feel like watching The Godfather. Haven't seen it in years. anyway later lads

the replacement keyboards are really hard to come by and go for 50 bong plus
taking the laptop apart to put the keyboard in takes an hour and i dont want to do it myself, i stripped a bunch of screws last time i took it apart, and all the local repair shops seem to ask 25 bong for an hours work

That's my genuine experience. When I was younger I fucked several prostitutes, one of them raw, and didn't notice any difference in how it felt. Also got my first ever girlfriend last August at the ripe old age of 29 and have fucked her hundreds of times with a condom and then hundreds of times since without, doesn't physically feel any different to me although there is a psychological difference and I think that maybe confuses some people in to thinking it feels significantly better physically.

>clingy
Have a giggle. The only time we can see each other is at the weekend and she's fucked off to her parents for the entire thing.
If I'm her boyfriend then I should be important enough to her that she checks her phone when we're having a conversation.

Bet he was well happy with that. God bless him. He was a Good man

Watching that atomic shrimp fella go food shopping. Pretty comfy.

She's out with Iqbal. He has the drugs and a flat above a curry shop

This is a separate incident (well incident on their terms on mine I was just having or trying to have a good time)

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Neat little bush? squirts a lot? Thats the one!

There is a physical difference. In one, you feel the condom. In the other, you feel the vagina.
It feels different. I don't believe anyone who has experienced both would claim they're the same.
Bizarre that you'd even try to defend this position. Foreskin doesn't even move properly in a condom ffs.

Andrew Wojak

>he wasn't around when Yas Forums was B A N J I and C U N N Y

This tbqh. There is an obvious difference

he did a day on a quid that was good. Really good ideas, and he does a spot o foraging

cringe
just imagine, she knowingly shut her phone when you messaged her. on a friday night of all nights too pfffft.

Noice! how much do you weigh? I was just wondering how many calories I've had today, it might be about the same as you. Today I've eaten:

>Porridge with lashings of golden syrup
>2 cups of coffee with lots of milk
>3 sausage rolls
>2 Monster Energy drinks
>A tub of Ben&Jerry's cookie dough flavour
>4 sausages with mustard and salad
>A large caramel Dairy Milk
>Buttered Ryvitas

And still have a pack of cheese straws to go too.

Chasers give chasers a bad name. I am not one

fuck that's hot, i think... i'm gonna... MOOOOOOOONCH

eh? you chase trannies don't you?

.....terrified because *she* raped you?

Having dated trans girls doesn't make you a chaser.

youtube.com/watch?v=hlW4jwaxYzQ

our lad has spoken

She just read it but hasn't replied. Takes the piss, she better not browse here because I have mentioned it before.
Clearly doesn't otherwise she might put a bit of fucking effort in.

No way do you lads know Lauren Tomlin.

but you've been after more than one, right?

Nothign wrong with a little sip of pop after a shot of booze, lad

No, it makes you a poofter, Iad

surely eating tubs of ice cream is bad for your health lad. not rocket science.

>buttered Ryvita
Based, I had peanut butter on mine.
Well I'm 5 ft 2 and 13 stone and 8 pounds. Getting a bit dire round my parts.
Today I had
>large pepperoni pizza
>Ryvita and peanut buttee
>toast and peanut butter
>4 kit kats
>2 packets of Walkers Max Strong
>large bowl of chili with rice
>large bowl of Krave with full fat milk
>two muller corners
>three mars ice creams
>four cans of Guinness
Maybe not 6000 calories desu I was just guessing but still a lot.

Not trying to argue over this just giving my own experience. Maybe it's because we used those extra thin condoms?

Hope you lads are behaving yourselves and not fighting. I'm in a good mood and don't want it spoiled. Simple as

Ye haven't chased anyone though. Dated one trans girl then she put me in contact with another and that's been it. Date with a >cisgirl tomorrow

Think I just saw a ghost. Not even high....

I use the durex thin/sensitive ones and they're still nowhere near the real thing. There is something wrong with your sensitivity.

With a condom, it's not sex. It's just masturbation using a vagina.