So Anons, how's your corona quarantine situation?

Pretty good now. Governor announced late last night that schools in the state are closed for the next three weeks. My mom is an elementary school principal and called to warn me it was coming. I knew people would lose their shit so I went and bought $500 worth of food and supplies last night. We're in good shape now.

>schools in the state are closed for the next three weeks
West Virginia?

I probably worry to much, but i wont leave my house till this shit is over, or till someone finds a way to treat this. There are 6 cases in my town at the moment, and 30 people quarantined. Ironically none of them are in a hospital.

Better to get it and survive desu.
That what your immune system has defeated and created an immunity to that particular strain

Michigan. I went to Meijer this morning just to see what it looked like and it was pretty apocalyptic-looking.

>sound cooler user?

>hey granpa, where you born during this corona thing?
>yes
>did you have corona? how did it feel?
>no
>ok..

I work at the fucking post office.
Doesn't fucking matter how many peopel get it, they're going to order more shit and I'm going to have to work harder to compensate

>it was pretty apocalyptic-looking
That's just what Michigan looks like user

Could be worse, I could live in Ohio.

i'm scared to even order packages online but i need to

I work across the street from one of only 4 hospitals in my city. One of the other three already has a patient with it. Only a matter of time before I get it I think, pretty sure it travels through the air really well. I am 22 so will likely survive if I do get it, but I've kind of been wanting to die recently though.

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I refuse to wash my hands and am waiting for the army to come in and force me to put soap on my mitts. We, the people of this free world, coexist with the belief that we have the right to free will. That will is sapped if you are given mandatory requirements like washing your hands. Therefore, out of principle, I shall refuse all hand washing.

>cumming in a sock
>not cumming into your hand and using it as moisturizer to protect your hands against corona virus

>coexist with the belief that we have the right to free will
its your decision whether you wanna get forced by a bunch of solders or not

Its just a flu you normalfag

Ohio has worse football and hockey teams, but no Michigan is the worst. Except for Mississippi.
Actually they found that most commercial sanitizer doesn't work on it.

>covid19
>immunity
If some official reports are to be believed I dint think it works like that, user.

>Ohio has worse football and hockey teams, but no Michigan is the worst.

Nah, Detroit is a shithole but most of Michigan is pretty awesome.

And Oklahoma is objectively the worst state.

there were lines of cars at walmart. fucking LINES.

t. floridian

See? I wish to prove this theory. I wish to prove that we have the free will for soldiers to force us to do it, as opposed to being compelled to wash my hands. I exist for the purpose of being the devil's advocate, the rebel going against the mainstream. I exist because it is the only way to know for sure we still are ourselves.

I thought you couldn't get the same virus strain twice? Kind of like chickenpox.

Walmart makes good cherry pie. This is distressing indeed. I don't have any other reliable places for cherry pie and I really like cherry pie. I didn't know my life would be so affected by this virus.

If the rumours are true that the virus damages your reproductive system then you're not going to be having any children, let alone grandchildren

oo. will try sum 1 day. what brand?

Quarantine's going great! Oh wait, I live in the UK and our Jewish PM would rather let us all die than damage the economy.

Well it sounds dumb if you say it that way.
>hey granpa, where you born during this corona thing?
>yes
>did you have corona? how did it feel?
>HAHAH NO I DIDN'T HAVE THAT GAY SHIT, IT WAS FOR QUEERS THAT BREATHE ON EACH OTHER AND OLD FOLK. But they said something about a scratch throat and difficulty breathing if you're curious.

>implying you won't have Alzheimer's and thus start talking about the corona virus being a much better disease than the shitty diseases we have these days before it falls into you talking about bumblebees being on nickels before it falls into you talking about your dog, Lucky, and how he survived corona virus with the power of song.

I never wash my hands after urinating in a public bathroom. In fact thanks to shaking it off, sometimes I even have urine on my hands when I grab for the entrance door handle.

HAVE FUN AT WAL-MART YOU BASTARDS. BUY UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER AND BEFORE YOU LEAVE ENJOY CORONA COURTESY OF MY COCK.

You do understand that people can be contagious and asymptomatic for up to 24 days right? Everyone has it.

Blaming the politicians is what the real Jews (business owners) want, that way they can continue doing nothing yet no one ever points a finger their way

I'm home for a month but with nothing except homework to do. Everything is so dull and boring, I wonder if I actually don't have some kind of problem because it's been going on for too long. Normally I would spend the entire month playing something or generally having fun, but almost nothing interests me now. I quit gaming and trying to do anything else tires me before I even start

Fewer of my girlfriends are getting BLACKED which is making them cranky

I'm stressing and struggling over my thesis, I suck at working from home so basically wasting 2 weeks.

My company put in place all kinds of travel restrictions a few days ago. My job is a field traveling position, so I don't have much to do for the immediate future. Since I'm not usually home that much during the week I don't keep a lot of food at home, so the few local stores where I live being empty is kind of annoying.

Everyone in the house has gotten over a cold but I never caught it. My secret is COOM and honey. I never knew how strong my immune system was until now. Currently, I'm sitting comfy in my room playing old flash games and listening to music. I'm also going to have a drink later. I'm going to give a toast to corona-chan.

The end is COOOMING

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I'm feeling under the weather. FUCK. I hope I don't have corona. I don't even go outside, what the fuck?

I wouldn't mind getting it, I'll still get paid if I'm sick so laying in bed for two weeks doesn't sound all that bad honestly.

I'm young enough that I'll most likely survive, and if I don't I don't. Sounds good either way.

I have spent almost three weeks inside my home without going outside. There is no reported cases in my town or the entire municipality at the moment, but I want to play safe because I have illnesses. Also, I am having a flu at the moment, and I can't say what it is. It could be anything, even an allergic flu from the toilet papers I scratch my nose with because you can't do it with a naked finger anymore. Need to go to visit a grocery store soon.

Do not feel like posting. I feel tired for the flu and I have things to do. Also I was happy I hadn't been posting here for almost a week. That's because there's no E-threads anymore.

My uni is probably being closed soon as well as all the other schools. I hope they won't shut down the grocery shops r the drug stores. Will make things complicated.

>...shut down the grocery shops Or the drug stores.

I work at a yacht club for wealthy people, and since they control the board of directors they demanded the place stay open as long as possible. I'm kind of worried. Most of them are over 50. The club plans to close as soon as we get a case, but I'm shocked at the logic of rich boomers. They'd rather be denied a bed at a hospital in 2 weeks than be denied the right to day-drink on a boat tomorrow?

I'm not really sure what to do. As much as I dislike boomers, I don't think any of them deserve to die drowning in their own fluids in bed. And all my neighbors are old. On the other hand, if I refuse to show up to work I'll be fired, and I only have enough savings for six months. I don't know if I should keep going in for a week or two to get more money or not- or even if I'll get paid if this thing really blows up.

Is it really going to blow up?

Things that you normally enjoy seem to lose their importance during the crisis that's threatening your existence. There was a brilliant movie of this phenomenon made by Lars von Trier called Melancholia. In it, humanity lives for its' last moments before another planet hits the Earth and will rip it into pieces. It was a really touching and thought provoking movie.

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That scene still makes me almost burst into crying even if I do not react much when watching beheading videos and shit like that. I wonder what a psychologist would say about that one?

My roommate works at walmart and there's always large crowds of people panicking and buying supplies. This would lead to spread of infection, obviously. I wish he'd call in sick or something. I don't want to be infected I have a shitty immune system.

Bill Gates just stepped down from Microsoft. It's over anons

When you enter your shared spaces, wipe all of the handles you both use with a detergent. Rather use rubber gloves while doing it. If your roommate feels offended by that, tell that the virus could be lethal to you.

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where i live literally everything is shut down , with the exceptions of supermarkets and drug stores

My building does mandatory pest inspections and the woman lets herself in and searches the apartment every two months. She's due to come this weekend. I can't stop thinking that she might go into an infected person's apartment and then spread it into mine. I feel paranoid.

Say that you're self isolating as you have the coronavirus. Cough violently on her, say it was an accident and then she has to self isolate in your room to contain the virus. Then over the 2 weeks sweet talk her over and you get a free GF

Walmart has sliding doors, retard.

I'm just enjoying a cup of tea while listening to some lo-fi. Feels good mayn.

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Unless I'm dead, I'll continue to not give a shit about all this