What are your standards like, Yas Forums?

>white
>Australian
>wants marriage and children
>would be a good wife and mother

No hymen, No ring.
>inb4 b-but i'm a dude
Worthless cuuck, kys.

>a biological female that isn't obese, terminally ill, or disabled

>Pic
Imagine having extremely high standards, then complain a few hours later because no one will date you, and then blame successful men because they won't act like a simp.
Femcels in action.

This is your brain on cuck

big milky tiddy mommy gf
or tomboy gf
oregano

As long as it isn't one of my ex's I'll date any sugar momma

funny and fuckable

Bio woman, virgin, white, not younger than me, near me
This probably disqualifies 99% of women, maybe 100%

A cute girl that likes me as much as I like her. No fatties. Aspies are prefered

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> low energy/serious personality. i'm an introvert with bad anxiety so someone who isn't overstimulating is ideal.
holy fuck youre what ive been looking for my entire life pls be real

I think that is wrong. If both you and your partner are very passive the energie combines and makes it uninteresting. I for example think that a high energy extrovert gf that likes to talk a lot would be much better for me due to me being a little shy. I can perfectly hold convos with someone like that but if we both had the same energy it just would not work out.

bio woman, not an addict, willing to talk things out. preferred: shorter, chubby or a little fat, rounder face - cute!

Academic girls still fuck Chad. See it everyday. Your're no different.

Saged and reported nigger

good point user ill take that into consideration
it does kinda make sense most of my friends are extroverts who picked me

> low energy/serious personality. i'm an introvert with bad anxiety so someone who isn't overstimulating is ideal.
I have passions for life and my hobbies, but keep it relatively subdued.
> preferably in academia, as i'm a student who plans on doing research, going to grad school, and possibly teaching
In school to teach currently. Planning on my master's.
> i like really like medium/long hair on guys. it's not a necessity. same with beards.
Tend to grow my hair out.
> i like tall guys, but the catch is that i'm 5'1, so most guys are tall to me!
6'1".
> hygenic!
Basic requirement to go outside.
> moderate to conservative views. as long as you acknowledge factual information, anywhere in that range is fine.
I have my political opinions & am always open to learning new information.
> at the same time, not too outspoken about politics. they're very important but they stress me out and i'm just sick of hearing about them.
See above.
> ...likes to cuddle? i'm not a physically affectionate person at all but i fantasize about having a bf i could really make the exception for. it seems nice.
Physical affection is quite important to me.
> nice to animals. i love all animals, including bugs. my pets are my world. bonus points if you're vegan or willing to go vegan, but not at all required.
I love animals but recognize the biological need for meat.
> i really prefer someone of a similar racial background. not for racist reasons, i'm just overwhelmingly northern european and i'd prefer to potentially have children with someone else who is.
Family is mostly German.
> isn't bothered by creepy or gruesome things. i have lots of morbid interests and study criminology/psychology, so i need a partner who won't get burnt out on things of graphic nature.
My sister is in school to become a forensic scientist. I don't mind it.

I think in another life this could have been interesting.

>energy
fuck off back to twitter zoomzoom and take your normie memewords with you

The internet thinks women are oppressed if they can't get the guys they want.
The internet is a very retarded place.

English is not my mother tongue you dumb nigger. I just don't have a better word for it.

into whoever is into me

but still feel the need to distance myself from people who are too friendly with me

basically doomed to be alone forever

Cute, nice butt, not a thot, drama/baggage free.

no makeup
so i'm alone forever

She is kind and she enjoys my company

>What are your standards like, Yas Forums?
I only have the finest whores.

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She obviously needs to want to do the things I want to do and live like I do.

If anyone is only thinking about looks and being "nice", they sound like someone without a real personality and only lives to consume media.

Then fuck off back to whatever shithole country you came from

I am still in the country that was born in. I don't get your point

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>pale skin
>skinny
>loves me

meh, most of Yas Forums basically wants virgin trophy wives and they havent interacted with enough women to realize basically all the hot chicks they like that didnt grow up broke and had to work have the personality of plywood that also demands money and status and are as about as desirable as the average Yas Forums poster, considering if youre just trying to fuck people because theyre pretty youd actually save time and money with a prostitute

I want a friend who I also want to suck me off basically

My standards are anyone with an XX chromosome who's outside my family. I just want any form of female contact at this stage

It's pretty much impossible for me to find a woman who meets my requirements
>167 million women in America
>99 percent of women will use birth control
>This leaves 1,670,000 women
>94 percent of women will have premarital sex
>This leaves 100,200 women
>59 percent of women are Democrats
>This leaves 41,082 women
>59 percent of women are above age 30
>This leaves 16,843 women
>55.7 percent of women are married
>This leaves 9,382 women
>39.3 percent of the population is nonwhite
>This leaves 5,695 women
>31 percent of women have tattoos
>This leaves 3,360 women
>27.4 percent of women are obese
>This leaves 2,439 women
>25 percent of women are Non-Christian
>This leaves 1,829 women
>16 percent of women are alcoholics
>This leaves 1,536 women
>15.4 percent of women are current drug users
>This leaves 1,299 women
>13.5 percent of women smoke
>This leaves 1,124 women
>7 percent of women aren't heterosexual
>This leaves only 1,045 women who meet my requirements
It's just too difficult to find a woman who isn't shit these days. I'll just stay single instead of being with female trash.

>male
>a reasonable age gap (not over 10 years)
>chemistry
>isn't ugly
>nor insane
>or an idiot
>lives in the same country

Well, that's not really how it works though.
There's probably a lot of overlap between those catagories.

it's a bluff, if you can call out her bullshit, she'll lower her standards for you

I don't think my physical standards are very high

this is some girl who posted on soc years ago and I thought she was cute.

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Pretty high. Like everyone. There in lies the problem.

I like chubby girls with big tits.

she cant be a bitch or morbidly obese. thats all i care about

i would date a woman as long as she is cool and below 220lbs

Be moderatly attractive ( my standards are not that high when it comes to this) and don`t be a whore

Already done with academia and match rest of the things. Where do you live?

>>lives in the same country
What country would that be?

>politics. they're very important
Yikes and cringe

I bet you graduated in art like a faggot, because math is not your thing

>Have a healthy weight
Instantly eliminates 50%
>Not be retarded
Eliminates 75% minimum
>Not be a whore
Eliminate idk, 50%?
>Understand me as a person
Eliminate 80%
I am so fucked lel

Big tits OR ( white AND (( tall AND cute face ) OR ginger )) AND !obese

I am terrible at taking signals due to my rather mild autism and lack of social interaction, so there for the only way I could be with a woman is if she directly approached me.
My tendency to overthink things would of course cause me to ruin it, so therefore she has to be a woman who it willing to physically restrain me until I agree.
In order to restrain me, she would have to be stronger, and thus she would have to be at least relatively fit.
I only weight 114 pounds, so I doubt that would be very hard.
Women generally don't do this, so therefore I will never be with a woman.
I am also not a homosexual.

By those numbers you would be okay with dating 1.25% of women.

I fit each one of these attributes with the exception of academia as I work in web development, and being a vegan. We're not going to end up talking though, which is unfortunate. But for what it's worth though, here's another (You).

>Thinking children are virgin

Get a load of this retard

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Fuck off with your female baiting, if you really are a female you would find the guy by day's end

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>man
>not ugly
>not obese or skinnyfat
>over 6 feet tall.

My current gf.
>above 5'8
Check
>Big ass. Big tits. Little tummy.
Check
>Virgin when we met
Check
>Cooks for me
Check
>Plays vidya with me or let's me play alone
Check
>Let's me lick her butthole
Check
>Black
Check

Been together 3 years

The big diddies and shit isn't that necessary, the other shit is more important dawg

I knew a girl, never wore make up but still super cute. Fun to be around too. Short little thing, honestly had a crush on her for a bit, worst thing was she dated a loser of your or mine type, so basically that could have been me I was just too late. Hurts to know.

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>What are your standards like, Yas Forums?
1. Be the person I already love
Woops, looks like nobody but her is gonna meet my standards.

>Good higiene
>Tries to look good (Takes care of her hair/skin)
>Not obese
>Lower body >= upper body
That is pretty much it.