What are your standards like, Yas Forums?
What are your standards like, Yas Forums?
has to be a biological women with a healthy body
>xx female, not a shitskin, not obese or sjw, kinky, antisocial, not a single mom, submissive
Must be biofem and have bpd
Must be
>blonde
>blue eyed
>no older than 13
Be a biological woman and a virgin
>95% eliminated
No mind games and be honest with yourself and me
>98% eliminated
Have big tiddies and nice thighs
>99.98% eliminated
Know when to stop nagging and let me unwind from work
>100% eliminated
Yeah, my standards are impossible.
>weigh more than me
>be capable of delivering the hottest braps
>have huge milkers
>almost suffocate me to death while sitting on my face
Shouldn't be too hard to find
at the very least she has to be an anime girl
3D is PD
> low energy/serious personality. i'm an introvert with bad anxiety so someone who isn't overstimulating is ideal.
> preferably in academia, as i'm a student who plans on doing research, going to grad school, and possibly teaching
> i like really like medium/long hair on guys. it's not a necessity. same with beards.
> i like tall guys, but the catch is that i'm 5'1, so most guys are tall to me!
> hygenic!
> moderate to conservative views. as long as you acknowledge factual information, anywhere in that range is fine.
> at the same time, not too outspoken about politics. they're very important but they stress me out and i'm just sick of hearing about them.
> ...likes to cuddle? i'm not a physically affectionate person at all but i fantasize about having a bf i could really make the exception for. it seems nice.
> nice to animals. i love all animals, including bugs. my pets are my world. bonus points if you're vegan or willing to go vegan, but not at all required.
> i really prefer someone of a similar racial background. not for racist reasons, i'm just overwhelmingly northern european and i'd prefer to potentially have children with someone else who is.
> isn't bothered by creepy or gruesome things. i have lots of morbid interests and study criminology/psychology, so i need a partner who won't get burnt out on things of graphic nature.
>Be a biological woman and a virgin
Unless you're planning to fuck a nun or a child, that's a stupid requirement.