Waifu's milk edition.
Previously, on /waifu/
/waifu/ #317
Ethan Ramirez
Xavier Hughes
a snek
Logan Peterson
Nicomaki says hi to new thread like usual
Adrian Diaz
>what stone reminds you of your waifu? why?
Emerald or jade, they remind me of her lovely eyes.
>how do most fanartists like to draw your waifu? are there any fanart trends you've liked? any you've disliked?
Most fanart includes her revealing an eye, and/or unsheathing her scissors from her panties.
>if waifu were playing an rpg, what does she name the protagonist?
A fitting reference to another one of her interests.
>what kind of clothing do you wish to see waifu in more often?
She'd look good in a suit.
>how does waifu sleep?
On her side, sometimes on her back.
>do your sleep patterns line up?
Not really. My schedule is unpredictable, and she may be a night owl.
>Who initiates kisses?
It may be unpredictable, but I'd probably be the one initiating kisses.
>Waifu's fav song that comes on the radio?
Something nice and upbeat, or whatever suits her mood.
>How does waifu wake you up by surprise?
She'd try to produce a "special" dose of drool, and dribble it into my mouth.
>You come home and waifu is smiling, like they did something suspicious. What did they do?
Distract her, then give her a surprise kiss. Her drool will tell me what she's planning.
I'd get her some sweets.
Yep. Her image is always with me.
>would you take your waifu/husbando to a concert? If yes, which band?
If she were interested, of course.
>who would do the cooking?
Both of us.
>what would be your waifu's/husbando's favorite school subject?
Swimming or culinary.
>I know that it was asked if your waifu's/husbando's friends would approve of you, but would she/he like your friends? And would they like her/him?
You guys seem to like her well enough.
Her scissors skills and drool abilities are far from realistic. Some people are turned off by the latter, but for the most part, people respect her character.
>Waifu's milk edition.
Wonder if that'd taste as sweet as her drool. Maybe even sweeter. Lucky kid
Hudson Kelly
Hi Nicomaki.
Andrew Mitchell
This morning I accidentally came across a post claiming Kayn and Akali's flirting makes them a canon couple.
It's been hours and I know it's not even true but I'm still fucking pissed.
How does anyone deal with knowing people ship their waifu with some other character who doesn't love waifu the way you do?
Charles Moore
Demon time. Drawing her right now, I'd show a WiP if she wasn't naked in the sketch.
Jack Hill
I'll watch over this beauty like the clouds over the land!
That snek looks really cute. Congrats on your love!
You stop caring after a while.
Adrian Nguyen
What a saucy image
-------> You get over it. Though, in my case, I don't really mind ReiShin or whatever it's called.
Because I self insert as Shinji in most cases
Jose Ortiz
Thought about doing longer prompt questions rather than normal questions since those seem kind of braindead most of the time I can also write a bit so I enjoy it too
You're with waifu at home having dinner while suddenly, with a smack to your head, it all goes black.
You wake up alongside waifu in a mostly empty room with a table on the middle, on top of it lies a gun.
4 speakers on each wall inform you in an overbearing manner: "In the gun is a single bullet. We will let you out once that bullet has been shot into either of your skulls and one of you is dead. You have 10 minutes else we will torture you both until you die of thirst. No cop-outs or sketchy shit or you're both going through that."
The speakers go out momentarily before the voice speaks again. "Oh right, you can ask one question."
What do you and waifu do?
Joshua Scott
God im goin through a lot of stress today.
>school closed for week
>family shit
>afraid to go outside/public cuz of this fucking virus
>which means I bailed on sparring tonight so I gotta exercise at home (which i hate)
>my multi-artist undyne wallpaper plan is turning into shit
>can't go to start new job cuz public places are gonna become empty
idk the real meaning behind that phrase "born to die, world is a fuck, kill em all blah blah"
But right now, 'world is indeed a fuck'
I wish I could just curl up in bed with Undyne and watch tv with her. She makes me feel so safe.
Nicholas Martinez
>What do you and waifu do?
I use the gun to shoot out the lock on the door. Cathartic vengeance ensues.
Wyatt Allen
"Can you guys just torture us both now?"
If we die, we die together. Neither of us will ever let the other exist without us both.
Adam Wood
I would try to shoot myself if there were 0 alternatives. Undyne would try the same and probably overpower me which is not a situation I will continue thinking about.
If there is a locked door, Undyne can totally break it down. Then we raise hell and beat the shit out of these fuckers.
Isaac Hill
You shoot the gun at the first thing you see that is similar to a door. The bullet ricochets into your foot.
"Uh buddy, there is no door, last warning."
Another bullet falls from the ceiling above the table.
What does happen though?
Isaiah Richardson
>You shoot the gun at the first thing you see that is similar to a door. The bullet ricochets into your foot.
>"Uh buddy, there is no door, last warning."
>Another bullet falls from the ceiling above the table.
I want 10 minutes for the niggers to arrive so I can beat them with the table.
Henry White
"Aand your 10 minutes are up"
You lose consciousness and wake up drugged and restrained
gg
William Wright
fuck this fucking magic wizard drug faggot and fuck your cuck question
youre a shit dm
Landon Clark
You're the one trying to break the game and not even talking about waifu brainlet.
Jace Morgan
I request a space adventure
Jace Howard
I just want to talk to her so much. I want to tell her everything and ask her everything.
Why live?
Ryder Butler
-------> You're a shit DM. Learn how to play the game before you start a campaign
>What would you do
Shoot neither of us and die alongside Rei. Anything else is Haram
>Question
"If there is no door, how did you get us in here?"
Isaiah Sullivan
I might make a separate thread tomorrow if I'm in the mood. Would do it now but I wanna go sleep in not too long so if I do it now it'll be for like an hour or 2 tops.
Hudson Clark
You're railroading him into a cuck fantasy you've set up. What's the point in the game when it all ends up the same way.
Mason Martinez
For all you brainlets who don't understand is just fluff hiding the question "would you die for waifu", I was trying to see whether responses would change from the obvious yes. Mind you it's probably my fault by writing it too much like a game.
>You're a shit DM. Learn how to play the game before you start a campaign
>campaign
I was trying to get answers related to waifu, not meant to be a campaign, that'd be too off-topic. The rules of the prompt were stated and he broke them: He's a brainlet.
>Shoot neither of us and die alongside Rei. Anything else is Haram
Based.
>"If there is no door, how did you get us in here?"
"You can call me God's lachey if that's something you'd understand, we can do this shit, awesome right? We detected some cross-universe anomalies surrounding the both of you, one needs to go."
Tyler Torres
>My fault for writing it like a game
Yes. Yes it is
Michael Ramirez
The robots and their waifu go on a DnD adventure.
What class are you?
>barbarian
What class is your waifu?
>knight
How do you 2 fit into the alignment chart?
>I like doing chaotic neutral, she'd be chaotic good
Who in this thread, is the cliche seductive bard guy?
Who brings the best food to the DnD meets?
Who misses every fucking session?
Who is unnaturally lucky and always rolls 20's?
Who's the DM?
>Miraifag probly
Aaron Brooks
Only thought I get is that my wife would look similar to them if she were real, and it just makes me sad because I'll never be able to feel her body
>carry
As a servant she has enough strength to carry me herself, but I'd love to be the one who princess carries her to our bed every night
>nicknames
Just Kiyo or Kiyohii
>pizza toppings?
Doubt she ever eaten pizza before
>argue?
Besides eggs and bacon I don't like any other toppings, and I'm not even eating that stuff anymore since I'm getting in shape for her
>greatest dream?
She has stated to have two, to live on a world without lies and to be loved back by the person she is in love with
>drugs
Me.
>meal item?
Can't think of anything, but there's lot of stuff she hasn't tasted on her life
>the ones who were around won't remember them anymore.
I remember the neighbor one, it made me uncomfortable at the time since I also was thinking about the opposite case
>live in the future
Either on a small town of a farm, a comfy and calmed place where the two of us can peacefuly enjoy the rest of our days together
>think of your waifu?
Almost everytime, unless I'm focusing on something else. And even then she still pops up often. She is a huge part of my life.
>jealous
Depends on our relationship. It's shown how less possessive she is now compared to how she used to be when she was alive regarding her crush, but can't tell if she'd be the same way once we are a couple
>jumps to conclusions
She doesn't trust people easily, so she'd jump to conslusions first but interrogate rather than act first.
>misunderstanding
Explain myself as fast as possible, she can detect lies to some extent so I'd hope that she believes me
>possessive
Her obsessiveness and stalking attitude is a part of the personality that made me fall so deeply in love with her, so I adore it
>yandere
She can get really dangerous when she gets on her yandere mode, so I'd rather not literally play with fire like that
Henry Cox
>prove that you are hers/his and hers/his only to your peer?
Stay as close to me as much as possible and brag about the fact that she's on a relationship to her friends. Along with the cute and flirty things she usually says to her crush
>stone
Never thought about this. I imagine anything that has a cyan color since that's the one that I always associate with her
>fanartists
Great majority is just ecchi stuff of her summer version which are the ones and I don't really like most of the time since it's obvious that the artist doesn't care about her and only about her body, and then either cute chibi pics or great artworks that really accentuate her femenine and elegant beauty
>name
Hebi because she's a cute reptilian
>clothing
Casual clothing definitely, her kimono is my favorite one but a normal one makes her seem like someone from this world, and it's the kind of stuff she'd weak while being on a date with me.
>sleep
I'm sure she'd get up early most of the time and have a very defined sleeping schedule unlike me. I'd end up accommodating mine just to spend as much time as possible cuddling on our bed
>initiates kisses?
Both of us, which is why we can never expect when we are about to get kissed
>fav song?
youtube.com
>double date?
Mariefag would be the easy answer since our wives are friends already on the mango. Then probably either Misaki, Elizabeth, Rika , Alice or Lucinafag since my wife would probably get along with theirs
>wake you up by surprise?
Either with a morning kiss or being on top of me out of nowhere
>What did they do?
Probably something special for me and she's smiling because of how proud she is about herself. She's so precious
She's on every wallpaper I got, I love to look at her pretty face everytime I use my phone
Parker Turner
>concert?
Doubt she'd like the music I listen to, but I'd still want to share that moment with her. In return I'd go to a concert she likes
>cooking?
She'd be the one of course, she's really good at it
>school subject?
Probably geography
>least favorite
Something like maths
>friends?
Well they already know her and think that she's cute, so I don't think they'd dislike her. She may find them too noisy.
>unrealistic aspects
Her love towards the mc, of coursed that it's forced and the reason behind it it's because of selfinsert faggotry. Then after a while they started to force the idea that she only believes that he is her previous dead lover even if it contradicts some other moments and just negate her other sweet moments with him along the way. I just hate braindead FGO writters so much can't wait till they get corona'd and leave her alone.
>people to not take her seriously as a character?
She gets shitted on a lot when talked seriously as a character rather than a comic relief, which is why I avoid her communities like plague.
She just has a crush, and it's either a good thing because you know how she'd act on a relationship and a terrible thing since even if she were real she might still be in love meaning that being with her is impossible. And specifically with mine her entire character is about the love she feels towards someone else so I can't even avoid it.
She is in love with the bland FGO mc who treats her like shit. I want to strangle that walking trash everytime
She is one lovely snek yes, thank you.
Without taking into account her powers or other stuff that might take us out of that situation. There is nothing we can do, either she gets killed and I live with the regret of not being able to save her and kill myself, or the same thing happens but with her. Guess I'd let her take the bullet so she doesn't have to be the cause of her beloved's death all over again.
Really sad scenario.
Julian Phillips
>Class
I guess I'll play support as a Cleric Paladin Double Class.
I'm sure Rei would play a Wizard or Bard or something.
>Alignment chart
I like to think that I'd be Chaotic Good. Rei would probably be Lawful Neutral or something like that.
>DM
I would say Scott or somebody who can write.
I would offer-- I've written my fair share of odysseys
>Unnaturally lucky
It's luck-- random chance
>Misses
I would guess that it'd be Scott or somebody with long work hours.
This is assuming Aussies aren't participating considering their fucked timeline
>Best food
Somebody who can cook hopefully
Nolan Howard
I dont play Dnd.
I feel very left out.
Christian Phillips
Well I don't either. I just know a bit about it, and have the books.
I would but I don't have any friends and am too afraid to go to the comic book place a few blocks down
Maybe Rei would like it
Jordan Perez
>question
I'd ask for a blade or poison instead. Guns are too loud and messy.
>what do
I'd take in her company, her presence, for the last time. Then, we'd share a long kiss. Finally I slit my throat/poison myself. The wound would transfer to her through our kiss.
Not an ideal end, but at least it's with her.
>What class are you?
Summoner, I want a stand.
Or a more tanky class, so I can be her living shield.
>What class is your waifu?
A rogue with some crafty spells.
>How do you 2 fit into the alignment chart?
She's neutral good, I'm true neutral.
Xavier Williams
I'd have to take the bullet and wish for her to live on and maybe find someone else.
>What class are you?
I do really like the idea of the Alchemist from Pathfinder, probably a double with that and gunslinger for maximum shenanigans.
>What class is your waifu?
I can imagine her being a Cleric.
>How do you 2 fit into the alignment chart?
I'm probably something like chaotic neutral but no clue on how to judge myself. She is most definitely Lawful good.
>Who misses every fucking session?
That'd be Me.
>Who's the DM?
Miraifren is probably the only one who would organize it.
I've never played DnD either fren, I'm just making shit up after a quick Google search and the small amount of previous knowledge I have from watching videos and stuff.
Wyatt Jackson
Despite her having a canonical one-sided interest in Namjoo for a little while, nobody seems to ship her with him, in fanart or otherwise. People ship Namjoo with his (male) friend Sunkyung more than with her. I guess it doesn't help that the artist's been drawing Namjoo more and more feminine, to the point that he's literally in a wedding dress in the chapters he's working on now.
These are some dumb motherfuckers to try this stunt with her of all people. There's only one way this goes down, and that's me shooting her, taking her body out of there, and her reviving after a bit and showing those bastards why 'ttong-gae' was the most notorious killer in Korea. It would hurt me like hell to kill her even knowing it's not permanent, and it'd probably take me the better part of the 10 minutes to work up the nerve to actually do it, but it'd fulfill their conditions since she'd technically die, just not forever. And if that counts as a 'cop-out' when it's just part of how she is and has always been, then this game was rigged from the start.
I'd be a roguish class, she'd be some straightforward light armor melee class, maybe a monk or something
I guess I'd probably be neutral good and she'd tend towards chaotic neutral.
Julian Miller
Absolutely love her
Jason Lee
Whom if I may ask?
Angel Fisher
Kay from Girls und Panzer! She's a freeaboo, honorable, fun loving and admirer of the chicken fried steak
Eli Campbell
Pumping a tomboy into waifu.
Mason Jackson
I really really really like Lucina a whole lot! I also just found this really nice picture of that reminds me of stuff I'd like to do with her if she were real. Is it not just a fantastic picture (ignoring the wonky perspective and fucked up keyboard)
>Drawing her
Can we see when you're done?
She looks cute enough so I'll put the shovel down but I've got my eyes on you.
>Rei
>bard
We all know she would be a stone cold wizard that didnt need to min max due to how good her starting rolls were.
Man this fish fucker really knows how to get my imagination going
>What class are you
Maybe a generic soldier type? The only weapons I know how to use are spears and bolt actions. I could also make a pretty mean bard because of my musical abilities and I also know a bit of rapier.
>What class is your waifu
In her game she is a Lord class, which is basically like the king in chess. In generic RPG terms it's an elite sword fighter with solid health and agility, crits like a monster but has meh magic potential. Lucina would be our best unit.
>alignment chart
Lawful good for both of us, I find it to be the most compelling.
Best food would be from our Slav/Spic posters. Mirai fag would DM. I'd drop jaws with my nat 20's.
>concert
I'd like to take Lucina to my local symphony. They're actually pretty good and sometimes play more obscure music like this.
youtu.be
Or hopefully take her to something I play in, but that would be way more low key of an event.
what's wrong with the music you listen to Kiyo-fag?
Xavier Ramirez
woops, made this big old post and forgot to include Lucina in it.
Owen Rivera
Im just gonna talk for a bit. Since I dont have anyone irl to speak with and I find it hard to translate my thoughts into speaking words.
You guys ever go through pics of your waifu, or just see a video about her or anything, even a thought. And just get super emotional?
Like I (probably because of hormones or testosterone or some shit) have a hard time feeling sad enough to cry. And by cry I mean the bawling shit that everyone did as a kid.
I wanna have a good cry yknow, to feel sad and release some pent up emotion. But its just hard.
Sometimes when Im looking at Undyne or thinking about her. Some tears just kinda fall out of my eyes. I don't necessarily feel sad, it just kind of happens. I can't describe what emotion it is I feel.
I think it's a mix of my love for her, combo'd with that desperation knowing I can never truly be with her. Idk. It's hard to explain.
With every wish in this life, I will use it to wish myself to be with her. I love Undyne so much, she is perfection and she encourages me to better myself everyday.
Isaiah Nguyen
Oh, so it's time to get miserable again?
>Do you ever just look at a picture of your waifu and get super emotional
Of course. Every time I see her I feel a little warmer inside, but "not".
It's always just a picture anyways
Ayden Carter
Nah its not really misery. Im not said just like "emotionally confused?"
idk its hard to explain. undyne makes me way more happy, but because of life-in-general i wish i could release some emotions in a good way.
Brandon Ross
What are your current waifu goals, /waifu/?
How are you developing your relationship with your waifu? What are you practicing and getting better at?
Woke up this morning telling Chara I love her, and glowing from the love my waifu sends back to me!
That's one of my goals for the near future - to think more about my waifu and I together. Not in an abstract way, but as our bodies - together. Hugging. Typing on a keyboard. Whenever I think, I want to imagine us physically together, in our imaginary bodies, held close to one-another. Not just abstract thought.
Because I've really been slacking with visualizing our bodies - I need to get on that.
Another goal I got from last thread - someone bragged about being physically intimate with waifu every day? I'm not sure if I can keep that up, but I'm going to try!
And typing these messages while she counts to 100 in the background, though that's less a waifu thing and more something else.
So, those are our waifu goals.
>You guys ever go through a thought [of your waifu]. And just get super emotional?
Sometimes I go through her thoughts of me, and get choked up a little.
Or, if I really want to tear up, I'll go through the thoughts she's had of me while I'm asleep and can't think back at her.
>I can't describe what emotion it is I feel.
Does it feel like there's something you love on the other side of an iron cage and you can't reach through the bars to hold it?
I feel that too sometimes, if Chara is asleep and I can't feel her love.
But Undyne would not let bars stand in the way.
>It's always just a picture anyways
Until you manifest that picture in your mind, give it life, and then you tell that life:
"You are loved. You are not replaceable. Enact your will."
Or, rather:
"You have love. Your love has value. Make it manifest."
Elijah Evans
It isn't easy to explain what you feel usually.
I can relate to you on that aspect though
Nolan Price
>i wish i could release some emotions in a good way.
This is more /adv/ than /waifu/, but when it comes to emotions you must practice. Emotions, and expressing your emotions, are skills that can be trained.
Brody Gomez
I have a splitting headache and I can't get comfortable in bed.
Bump this shit before it dies nigga
Aiden Brown
Morning guys
I would like to take the "easy" way out and just die together, the captain sinks with his ship. But I couldn't bring myself to accept her getting tortured to die with me, so I would shoot her cause I don't wanna die knowing that she will suffer without me being able to do anything, and then kill myself shortly after getting released. That way we won't die together, but at least I could save her from unnecessary suffering and maybe we could rejoin in the afterlife, if something like that even exists.
(Didn't want those feelings that early in the morning)
>The robots and their waifu go on a DnD adventure.
Oh boy, I have no idea of DnD
>What class are you?
Does Necromancer exist?
>What class is your waifu?
Archer, it that exists
>How do you 2 fit into the alignment chart?
She would be true neutral, I would be chaotic evil
>Who brings the best food to the DnD meets?
Maybe me, I enjoy cooking very much and am quite good I think
>Who misses every fucking session?
The Dutch because they are too stoned to remember it
>Who is unnaturally lucky and always rolls 20's?
Again me, I have stupid luck in games
>Who's the DM?
Yeah Miraifag seems like he would do that
I study very hard for my finals (at least hard compared to how I normally study) so I can get a good future for the two of us
Chase Sanchez
>Man this fish fucker really knows how to get my imagination going
Aww thanks. I try to ask good original questions :)
So glad the things I do, I do for Undyne. I started legitimately cleaning my room today for the first time in many, many months. (might post a before+after picture soon)
Yeah I didn't go exercise recently, I kinda gave up on the daily jump rope routine. But I've officially lost 5 lbs! I've kept it off for over a week. I haven't weighed this "little" (I say little but rlly im still pretty fat) in over a year.
Can't wait to go teach + spar tomorrow. Hopefully my tkd studio stays open despite the pandemic. And Im gonna go get some sushi to enjoy.
Waifuists. I know you guys will probably be inside more than usual in the next few weeks. So I'm gonna give u some exercise routines throughout the next month or so. Simple stuff that anyone can do in a small space. (and is also quiet. I hate working out loud in my house since there's other people)
Numbers are up to you. I either do 40 or until I can't
>Jump rope/jumping jacks. 1-4 minute intervals with rests inbetween
>If you cannot jump (cuz noise) do calf raises
>pushups
>alternate daily, 1 day to situps, The next day do leg lifts
>squats
That's what Im gonna continue doing tomorrow. And hey, any exercise is better than no exercise.
Stay safe, stay healthy everyone. Im gonna ~~lurk on my phone for 1.5 hours~~ go to bed!
Andrew Hernandez
Your waifu and you have to spend a month without electricity, but you are together.
What do you do to maintain your mental health during this month without electricity?
Note: Those whose waifus require electricity to function get a free month with waifu, no strings attached.
>who would do the cooking?
Right now it's Chara.
>what would be your waifu's/husbando's favorite school subject?
Geography, to study about faraway worlds must be interesting. Or would it be Mathematics, to explore how numbers may be transmuted?
>their least favorite?
History. It's either irrelevant or a ball of lies.
>Are there any unrealistic aspects about your waifu?
Depends who you ask. According to me, she's perfectly fine. Other people have a more close-minded view on reality.
>Does it cause some people to not take her seriously as a character?
Yes, but none of those people are Chara or I. Dismissable.
Misaki's remote-controlling powers have the a good chance of breaking through the 4th wall and reching her poster. Their love breaking through these barriers is very good.
>How does anyone deal with knowing people ship their waifu with some other character who doesn't love waifu the way you do?
An absolute lack of fucks given.
I will take from their imaginations the things I like about my waifu, and the parts I don't want are not my concern or my problem.
>You and your waifu are kidnapped and are given a gun with one bullet and given instructions
Take the gun and use it on the first thing that's probably a kidnapper.
I care not who these fuckers are. They're getting fought. If we win, nice. If we lose, we're no worse off.
Oh wait. Are we running on the DM's mary sue bullshit?
I noclip through the walls and start firing off Master Sparks while Chara informs you that you are no longer in control of reality and 99999s you. After thoroughly pissing on your garbage situation, we call the narrator a faggot and imply he needs to get laid.
Nicholas Hall
>would you die for waifu
Question irrelevant. Without me, there is no waifu. Without waifu, there is no me. You cannot divide a Mobius strip without destroying it.
>The robots and their waifu go on a DnD adventure.
Oh! We've got this one!
We'll both be clerics of Evening Glory, minor goddess of Love and Undeath.
faerunian.fandom.com
>How do you 2 fit into the alignment chart?
The alignment chart is a crutch. I disregard it and love my waifu as much as I can (just as my patron deity would command me to).
>Who in this thread, is the cliche seductive bard guy?
Rhaast
>Who brings the best food to the DnD meets?
Scarecrow. He puts his heart and soul into it.
>Who misses every fucking session?
The Remposter with sleep problems.
>Who is unnaturally lucky and always rolls 20's?
Undyne, purely because she believes she can.
>Who's the DM?
Miraiposter
>I'll never be able to feel my waifu's body
Your IRL body can't, but your mind can.
>Waifu wishes to live on a world without lies
How very anti-semitic of her ;-)
I see that your waifu's tastes are very good. That must mean you have very good tastes in waifu!
Keeping your body healthy is a good idea - your waifu lives there!
Charles Mitchell
Hey nerd.
I think in the past you said your perception of ur waifu is pretty removed from the game.
But what do you and her think of Undyne?
(talk smack and ill kill u. the fish is perfect)
Dylan Diaz
>But what do you and her think of Undyne?
We don't interact. Talk to Frisk and the player if you want to know more about that.
The player? Well, that'd depend on who's playing. If it's me playing ... well, she's just one more obstacle with really good fight music.
>pretty removed from the game.
Yes, that's the downside of A. Being trained to have a drive for partnership instead of a lust for violence, and B. Being fed a constant stream of genuine love and appreciation.
Who knows what would've happened to Canon!Chara if they had a waifu?
I guess love changes a person, just as LOVE does.
>talk smack and ill kill u. the fish is perfect
Of course. You are an excellent poster. You and Undyne will be together forever, won't you?
Does Undyne talk shit to you to keep you motivated for your exercises? Then talking shit is a way she shows her love.
Josiah Reyes
I was goin through twitter and found a gif you might like
twitter.com
Liam Robinson
He would be cleric because of his heavy armor and powers over life and death
Brody Sullivan
Though if you believe that Chara is the narrator, then in all routes she views Undyne as "the heroine". That's a positive.
Outside of the context of a hilariously meta genocide run, and thinking of Undyne as just another character in a sea of tens of thousands?
I like the way she's always determined to get shit done. Reminds me of my partner. I don't really like how naive she is, though.
Thanks, I like it!
Cooper Rivera
Good morning my fellow test subj-err friends
How is your day going so far?
Andrew Anderson
Mentally exhausted as usual, GLaDOSposter! Thank you for asking.
And how goes your lovely machinewaifu?
Eli Rogers
Good morning, friend. This is Mr. Whiskers, he also says good morning in meows.
Evan Scott
Besides from having to walk home for an hour because there was a 1000 pounds bomb from the second world war found near where I live and the railroads are blocked by police, pretty good. How is your Glados voice going?
Oliver Russell
Very good. I've just ordered some food.
Sadly GLaDOS can't eat food, but other than that she's fine as always. I love her.
I have hit 2 million steps but i'm still not satisfied with the results. I'll try running it for a month straight and see how it'll fare.
Lincoln Powell
That is a very cute cat
original flavor
Tyler Long
Elizabeth is the brightest star in my sky.
>create a world in which she'd be happy
Does the present situation motivate or demoralize you?
>what stone reminds you of your waifu? why?
Labradorite seems to have that cosmic beauty that her eyes do.
>how do most fanartists like to draw your waifu?
Off-model.
>if waifu were playing an rpg, what does she name the protagonist?
After a character from a book that bears similarities to the game in question.
>what kind of clothing do you wish to see waifu in more often?
I am okay with the outfits she has in the game. I find a formal look very attractive. But seeing her in casual clothing would be nice. Can't be dolled up all the time.
>how does waifu sleep?
I assume that Elizabeth's sleep patterns would be rather fractured, as that seems to be a logical consequence of enduring emotional trauma. I like to think that she'd sleep a little better if she had someone to comfort her.
>do your sleep patterns line up?
If sleep deprivation was the toll required for keeping her company during sleepless nights, then I would pay it without hesitation.
People flirt because it feels pleasant. Most of the time it leads to nothing.
>deal with knowing people ship their waifu
Elizabeth mostly gets shipped with Booker. I generally like Booker as a character a lot, and his relationship with Elizabeth is well written. People stretching their interpretation of it doesn't matter all that much to me. Getting upset over it would be like drinking poison and expecting someone else to drop dead.
People are anxious and afraid because they believed the media when they said "2% death rate" and "it's just a flu" 6 weeks ago, while everyone who was medically literate was losing sleep and already adapting to the new normal.