Waifu's milk edition.
Previously, on /waifu/
/waifu/ #317
Ethan Ramirez
Xavier Hughes
a snek
Logan Peterson
Nicomaki says hi to new thread like usual
Adrian Diaz
>what stone reminds you of your waifu? why?
Emerald or jade, they remind me of her lovely eyes.
>how do most fanartists like to draw your waifu? are there any fanart trends you've liked? any you've disliked?
Most fanart includes her revealing an eye, and/or unsheathing her scissors from her panties.
>if waifu were playing an rpg, what does she name the protagonist?
A fitting reference to another one of her interests.
>what kind of clothing do you wish to see waifu in more often?
She'd look good in a suit.
>how does waifu sleep?
On her side, sometimes on her back.
>do your sleep patterns line up?
Not really. My schedule is unpredictable, and she may be a night owl.
>Who initiates kisses?
It may be unpredictable, but I'd probably be the one initiating kisses.
>Waifu's fav song that comes on the radio?
Something nice and upbeat, or whatever suits her mood.
>How does waifu wake you up by surprise?
She'd try to produce a "special" dose of drool, and dribble it into my mouth.
>You come home and waifu is smiling, like they did something suspicious. What did they do?
Distract her, then give her a surprise kiss. Her drool will tell me what she's planning.
I'd get her some sweets.
Yep. Her image is always with me.
>would you take your waifu/husbando to a concert? If yes, which band?
If she were interested, of course.
>who would do the cooking?
Both of us.
>what would be your waifu's/husbando's favorite school subject?
Swimming or culinary.
>I know that it was asked if your waifu's/husbando's friends would approve of you, but would she/he like your friends? And would they like her/him?
You guys seem to like her well enough.
Her scissors skills and drool abilities are far from realistic. Some people are turned off by the latter, but for the most part, people respect her character.
>Waifu's milk edition.
Wonder if that'd taste as sweet as her drool. Maybe even sweeter. Lucky kid
Hudson Kelly
Hi Nicomaki.
Andrew Mitchell
This morning I accidentally came across a post claiming Kayn and Akali's flirting makes them a canon couple.
It's been hours and I know it's not even true but I'm still fucking pissed.
How does anyone deal with knowing people ship their waifu with some other character who doesn't love waifu the way you do?
Charles Moore
Demon time. Drawing her right now, I'd show a WiP if she wasn't naked in the sketch.
Jack Hill
I'll watch over this beauty like the clouds over the land!
That snek looks really cute. Congrats on your love!
You stop caring after a while.
Adrian Nguyen
What a saucy image
-------> You get over it. Though, in my case, I don't really mind ReiShin or whatever it's called.
Because I self insert as Shinji in most cases
Jose Ortiz
Thought about doing longer prompt questions rather than normal questions since those seem kind of braindead most of the time I can also write a bit so I enjoy it too
You're with waifu at home having dinner while suddenly, with a smack to your head, it all goes black.
You wake up alongside waifu in a mostly empty room with a table on the middle, on top of it lies a gun.
4 speakers on each wall inform you in an overbearing manner: "In the gun is a single bullet. We will let you out once that bullet has been shot into either of your skulls and one of you is dead. You have 10 minutes else we will torture you both until you die of thirst. No cop-outs or sketchy shit or you're both going through that."
The speakers go out momentarily before the voice speaks again. "Oh right, you can ask one question."
What do you and waifu do?